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So my daughter came to me for work advice - she got an official "write up" for a fart. WTF?!

 
Southern OR
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So my daughter came to me for work advice - she got an official "write up" for a fart. WTF?!
Seriously! It is against her bosses policy to fart (or even use the word fart) in the office. Reason - It decimates the airspace and young ladies should never fart. WTF? Is this even legal? If they will write you up for a fart, what is next?
"Well-behaved women seldom make history." —Laurel Thatcher Ulrich

I am only one, but I am one. I cannot do everything, but I can do something. And I will not let what I cannot do interfere with what I can do. ~Edward Everett Hale
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Re: So my daughter came to me for work advice - she got an official "write up" for a fart. WTF?!
write him up for sexual harassment
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Re: So my daughter came to me for work advice - she got an official "write up" for a fart. WTF?!
Well, it is bad manners if done on purpose.
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01/13/2011 10:58 PM
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Get that no farts rule in writing or recording because you have a major sexual harassment suit and who knows what else. That boss sounds like a fucking creep who needs to be slapped upside the head.
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Re: So my daughter came to me for work advice - she got an official "write up" for a fart. WTF?!
hope she dont have to crap at the office. get fired 4 sure.
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01/13/2011 10:59 PM
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Re: So my daughter came to me for work advice - she got an official "write up" for a fart. WTF?!
Are you kidding? I'm sorry, it's not funny but it is...
Well it seems so real I can see it
And it seems so real I can feel it
And it seems so real I can taste it
And it seems so real I can hear it
So why can't I touch it?
So why can't I touch it?


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Re: So my daughter came to me for work advice - she got an official "write up" for a fart. WTF?!
Well, it is bad manners if done on purpose.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 852660

She did not do it on purpose, and is completely mortified! I told her that healthy diet would come back to bite her on the ass.
"Well-behaved women seldom make history." —Laurel Thatcher Ulrich

I am only one, but I am one. I cannot do everything, but I can do something. And I will not let what I cannot do interfere with what I can do. ~Edward Everett Hale
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01/13/2011 11:00 PM
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Re: So my daughter came to me for work advice - she got an official "write up" for a fart. WTF?!
write him up for sexual harassment
 Quoting: Taz

I'd have a lawyer write up a letter real quick and maybe even talk about a lawsuit. Farting is natural, and I'm willing to bet the OP is farting as he wrote this. s226 dance
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01/13/2011 11:01 PM
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LMFAO!!!!
fart
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01/13/2011 11:02 PM
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Re: So my daughter came to me for work advice - she got an official "write up" for a fart. WTF?!
some bad ass fart that musta been, what is bitch eating?
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Re: So my daughter came to me for work advice - she got an official "write up" for a fart. WTF?!
Get that no farts rule in writing or recording because you have a major sexual harassment suit and who knows what else. That boss sounds like a fucking creep who needs to be slapped upside the head.
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She has a copy of the write up because he made her sign it.
"Well-behaved women seldom make history." —Laurel Thatcher Ulrich

I am only one, but I am one. I cannot do everything, but I can do something. And I will not let what I cannot do interfere with what I can do. ~Edward Everett Hale
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TIME TO PLAY DIRTY

DO ANY THING FROM WITCHCRAFT TO PRESS CHARGES FOR SOMETHING(HAVE A WITNESS AND THEIR STORIES STRAIGHT) OR HAVE A LITTLE ACCIDENT JOEY....U KNOW WHAT I MEAN, JOEY
HUH?
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buy her a butt plug ASAP!
SLAM THAT CLAM
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Re: So my daughter came to me for work advice - she got an official "write up" for a fart. WTF?!
They'd better be able to objectively prove it was her. Sounds like they're just asking for trouble }:D
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Re: So my daughter came to me for work advice - she got an official "write up" for a fart. WTF?!
some bad ass fart that musta been, what is bitch eating?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1072650

Went the healthy route. Lots of veggies and "organic" everything.
"Well-behaved women seldom make history." —Laurel Thatcher Ulrich

I am only one, but I am one. I cannot do everything, but I can do something. And I will not let what I cannot do interfere with what I can do. ~Edward Everett Hale
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Re: So my daughter came to me for work advice - she got an official "write up" for a fart. WTF?!
Well, it is bad manners if done on purpose.

She did not do it on purpose, and is completely mortified! I told her that healthy diet would come back to bite her on the ass.
 Quoting: Southern OR



Well, that was totally out of line for her boss to say something like that. If this was something she did all the time on purpose, I could see a boss saying something to try and maintain a professional atmosphere but an accident?????? What a prick he/she is!
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give
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Re: So my daughter came to me for work advice - she got an official "write up" for a fart. WTF?!
Seriously! It is against her bosses policy to fart (or even use the word fart) in the office. Reason - It decimates the airspace and young ladies should never fart. WTF? Is this even legal? If they will write you up for a fart, what is next?
 Quoting: Southern OR



Call your states employee help line. its on a poster in her office somewhere probably the break room at the top in bold print it says " you have the right to know... "

This douche wont have a job much longer.
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01/13/2011 11:09 PM

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Re: So my daughter came to me for work advice - she got an official "write up" for a fart. WTF?!
Are you kidding? I'm sorry, it's not funny but it is...
 Quoting: Babe in a Bunker

Not kidding. My first reaction was to laugh, then when I figured out she wasn't joking I wasn't quite sure how to advise her.
"Well-behaved women seldom make history." —Laurel Thatcher Ulrich

I am only one, but I am one. I cannot do everything, but I can do something. And I will not let what I cannot do interfere with what I can do. ~Edward Everett Hale
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01/13/2011 11:13 PM
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Re: So my daughter came to me for work advice - she got an official "write up" for a fart. WTF?!
Are you kidding? I'm sorry, it's not funny but it is...

Not kidding. My first reaction was to laugh, then when I figured out she wasn't joking I wasn't quite sure how to advise her.
 Quoting: Southern OR
Butt plug.
It's the only way to go.
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01/13/2011 11:16 PM
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Re: So my daughter came to me for work advice - she got an official "write up" for a fart. WTF?!
hope she dont have to crap at the office. get fired 4 sure.
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Boss will knock on the stall door. "Young ladies are not suppose to crap. This is your last warning."
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hope she dont have to crap at the office. get fired 4 sure.



Boss will knock on the stall door. "Young ladies are not suppose to crap. This is your last warning."
 Quoting: Earth Daughter

No shit - literally!
"Well-behaved women seldom make history." —Laurel Thatcher Ulrich

I am only one, but I am one. I cannot do everything, but I can do something. And I will not let what I cannot do interfere with what I can do. ~Edward Everett Hale
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01/13/2011 11:18 PM
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Re: So my daughter came to me for work advice - she got an official "write up" for a fart. WTF?!
pretty and young?

lotta $$ in fart videos.
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01/13/2011 11:22 PM
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laughlaughlaughlaughlaughlaugh
pretty and young?

lotta $$ in fart videos.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1224103
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01/13/2011 11:37 PM
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Re: So my daughter came to me for work advice - she got an official "write up" for a fart. WTF?!
Usually if this is disciplinary, there is followup, perhaps mandatory counseling to see if she can meet the standards for the job.

So she should have some more scheduled meetings with the boss, to discuss his expectations for her not farting, her performance relative to not farting, etc.

This is too weird.
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Re: So my daughter came to me for work advice - she got an official "write up" for a fart. WTF?!
Usually if this is disciplinary, there is followup, perhaps mandatory counseling to see if she can meet the standards for the job.

So she should have some more scheduled meetings with the boss, to discuss his expectations for her not farting, her performance relative to not farting, etc.

This is too weird.
 Quoting: oniongrass

She is scheduled for her performance review next week. I ended up telling her if one fart was her biggest problem then they must be really reaching for reasons to not give raises.
"Well-behaved women seldom make history." —Laurel Thatcher Ulrich

I am only one, but I am one. I cannot do everything, but I can do something. And I will not let what I cannot do interfere with what I can do. ~Edward Everett Hale
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01/13/2011 11:42 PM
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Re: So my daughter came to me for work advice - she got an official "write up" for a fart. WTF?!
Well, it is bad manners if done on purpose.

She did not do it on purpose, and is completely mortified! I told her that healthy diet would come back to bite her on the ass.
 Quoting: Southern OR




get her some beano, no mo gas clouds and embarrassing situations OTOH boss should be written up for the sexist comment

men can be such stupid ass fuckers sometimes
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Re: So my daughter came to me for work advice - she got an official "write up" for a fart. WTF?!
this is so innapropriate
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Re: So my daughter came to me for work advice - she got an official "write up" for a fart. WTF?!
this is so innapropriate
 Quoting: LA-LA-LA

I sure hope you mean the write up and not the actual act of an accidental fart! lolsign lol
"Well-behaved women seldom make history." —Laurel Thatcher Ulrich

I am only one, but I am one. I cannot do everything, but I can do something. And I will not let what I cannot do interfere with what I can do. ~Edward Everett Hale
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Re: So my daughter came to me for work advice - she got an official "write up" for a fart. WTF?!
Usually if this is disciplinary, there is followup, perhaps mandatory counseling to see if she can meet the standards for the job.

So she should have some more scheduled meetings with the boss, to discuss his expectations for her not farting, her performance relative to not farting, etc.

This is too weird.
 Quoting: oniongrass

Maybe she could be the champion of new office policy. "Farting is allowed on the second Tuesday of each month"
"Well-behaved women seldom make history." —Laurel Thatcher Ulrich

I am only one, but I am one. I cannot do everything, but I can do something. And I will not let what I cannot do interfere with what I can do. ~Edward Everett Hale
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Re: So my daughter came to me for work advice - she got an official "write up" for a fart. WTF?!
this is so innapropriate

I sure hope you mean the write up and not the actual act of an accidental fart! lolsign lol
 Quoting: Southern OR



the write up, of course :-) I'd be so embarassed if a male pointed it out to me about my farting...





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