Today is my boyfriend's birthday and I want to do something special for him

Anal - but only if he's been a real good boy.

Hmmm... Guess you don't do the massages... What a shame. Everyone likes that.


i am a LMT, so he already gets a lot of massages. he got one last night.

I see... I bet after doing that all day that's really the last thing you want to do. Nice of you.

give him some anal!

ahh yes let him pry open your third eye LOL...



He would NOT appreciate that, and I'm not into sticking anything in his ass.


did i say anything about his ass?

let him explore that third eye of "yours".
spice it up by role playing. he is your brutal cell mate in prison and he ferociously rapes you anally!!!

leaving you bruised and bleeding, crying in a puddle of his semen and your tears!



Dude, that is seriously disgusting. You have some really sick fantasies. I don't take it in the ass either.

give him some anal!

ahh yes let him pry open your third eye LOL...



He would NOT appreciate that, and I'm not into sticking anything in his ass.


did i say anything about his ass?

let him explore that third eye of "yours".
spice it up by role playing. he is your brutal cell mate in prison and he ferociously rapes you anally!!!

leaving you bruised and bleeding, crying in a puddle of his semen and your tears!

im sure there is a friend of yours he would like to test out


Not that I know of, lol. He'd tell me if that was the case, he knows I don't have a problem with it as long as we share!

give him some anal!

ahh yes let him pry open your third eye LOL...



He would NOT appreciate that, and I'm not into sticking anything in his ass.


did i say anything about his ass?

let him explore that third eye of "yours".
spice it up by role playing. he is your brutal cell mate in prison and he ferociously rapes you anally!!!

leaving you bruised and bleeding, crying in a puddle of his semen and your tears!



Dude, that is seriously disgusting. You have some really sick fantasies. I don't take it in the ass either.

Boring Prude!

Sex and BJ's are already a given

buy him a feefee!


A Robo Feefee?? LOL..

To all of you who wished us to do some buttsex, it didn't happen.

We went to dinner, had a few drinks..Awesome steak place. I know this place doesn't sing that awful crappy restaurant Happy Birthday stuff, they just bring you a dessert with a candle.

Once we got to our table, after the salad, I said I was going to the bathroom, told the server it was his birthday. He didn't even see it coming, it was pretty nice, he was very surprised. That was something I've never done because I know he hates the singing bit in public, especially with the cheesy crap they sing most places.

Came back home and then had an awesome night :) I'll spare the details, but he's very happy today. Thanks all for the suggestions!

To all of you who wished us to do some buttsex, it didn't happen.

We went to dinner, had a few drinks..Awesome steak place. I know this place doesn't sing that awful crappy restaurant Happy Birthday stuff, they just bring you a dessert with a candle.

Once we got to our table, after the salad, I said I was going to the bathroom, told the server it was his birthday. He didn't even see it coming, it was pretty nice, he was very surprised. That was something I've never done because I know he hates the singing bit in public, especially with the cheesy crap they sing most places.

Came back home and then had an awesome night :) I'll spare the details, but he's very happy today. Thanks all for the suggestions!


Awesome! Dinner then maybe a BJ, that's my kinda gal!

But, I'm kind of at a loss. He's pretty simple, so he doesn't like over the top extravagant things. I was going to cook him dinner, since he said he wanted grilled steak, but his Mom is giving us money so we can go somewhere nice, so scratch my dinner tonight.

Sex and BJ's are already a given, so don't go there with suggestions on that, unless you have some interesting idea to spice that up.

I want some creative ideas if you have them!