wait a minute..we are on to something here. there wasnt fries in the bag at all. it was some wild turkey or jack daniels.


See, that's what puzzles me about people that get violent when they drink. I mean if drinking turns you into a violent asshole then why do it? Drinking turns me into a friendly, happy, genius :)



I have a spectrum of "drunkenedness".

Depending on what I drink and how much of it I vary from "very friendly" to "clinically depressed" to "new age prophet".


I overdid it once by accident at the Zoo...for some reason the lemurs just looked like they wanted cotton candy, I dunno...The zookeeper said that he would have to quarantine them for a week or so, and that if it wasn't an accident I would be removed from the zoo...so of course it was completely by accident...oops