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OMG, I let the cat in and I cannot find it.!!!!!

 
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You may have sat on it. Check your butt crack in a mirror.
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When one of mine go missing usually when it is time for a trip to the veterinarian it never fails that they are hidden usually near at eye level and in plain sight. Further, the cat is probably laughing at me with my flashlight in hand crawling around on the floor looking under all the beds, behind furniture, or in closets for a cat that ends up being found lying in the bed.

So ignore him eventually he will get hungry and make his presence known however catching the hapless fellow will be your next dilemma.


Yep, a pretty funny joke for the kitty to play on me. He's waaaay too smart for a cat.


Try a birdcall he might come out to find his own lunch try the Black-capped Chickadee they are rather pleasant to listen to as opposed to some other species of birds.

PARIDAE: Chicadees, Titmice
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 Quoting: SilverPatriot


Bird calls are not working. He just isn't here. Now I need to convince myself that I imagined it all.
All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed.
Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident.
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You may have sat on it. Check your butt crack in a mirror.
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LISTEN TO THE VOICE OF EXPERIENCE!!!
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When one of mine go missing usually when it is time for a trip to the veterinarian it never fails that they are hidden usually near at eye level and in plain sight. Further, the cat is probably laughing at me with my flashlight in hand crawling around on the floor looking under all the beds, behind furniture, or in closets for a cat that ends up being found lying in the bed.

So ignore him eventually he will get hungry and make his presence known however catching the hapless fellow will be your next dilemma.


Yep, a pretty funny joke for the kitty to play on me. He's waaaay too smart for a cat.


Try a birdcall he might come out to find his own lunch try the Black-capped Chickadee they are rather pleasant to listen to as opposed to some other species of birds.

PARIDAE: Chicadees, Titmice
[link to www.naturesongs.com]


Bird calls are not working. He just isn't here. Now I need to convince myself that I imagined it all.
 Quoting: Rock Soup


He might have found a nice warm place to hunker down for a snooze, if he is inside your house I guess in due time he will let you know so pick the food up or this little adventure might continue for days.

The birdcalls always bring mine out of the woodwork and the dogs too for that matter.
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Hope he don't do what one of my cats did the other nite. He likes to lay on the towel in front of the shower and so after all nite of being in the bathroom when i opened the door the stench was unbearable.
He had gotten a case of the shits sometime in the nite and had stepped all in it and had it everywhere and he ran outta there when i opened the door like a lightening bolt....couldn't stand the smell of his own crap!
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You may have sat on it. Check your butt crack in a mirror.

LISTEN TO THE VOICE OF EXPERIENCE!!!
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Trust me, this rear is not big enough to hide a cat, or much of anything for that matter.
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When one of mine go missing usually when it is time for a trip to the veterinarian it never fails that they are hidden usually near at eye level and in plain sight. Further, the cat is probably laughing at me with my flashlight in hand crawling around on the floor looking under all the beds, behind furniture, or in closets for a cat that ends up being found lying in the bed.

So ignore him eventually he will get hungry and make his presence known however catching the hapless fellow will be your next dilemma.


Yep, a pretty funny joke for the kitty to play on me. He's waaaay too smart for a cat.


Try a birdcall he might come out to find his own lunch try the Black-capped Chickadee they are rather pleasant to listen to as opposed to some other species of birds.

PARIDAE: Chicadees, Titmice
[link to www.naturesongs.com]


Bird calls are not working. He just isn't here. Now I need to convince myself that I imagined it all.


He might have found a nice warm place to hunker down for a snooze, if he is inside your house I guess in due time he will let you know so pick the food up or this little adventure might continue for days.

The birdcalls always bring mine out of the woodwork and the dogs too for that matter.
 Quoting: SilverPatriot


I hope this doesn't go on for days, there is no litter box in here.

I will try the birdcalls for fun, next time I 'see' him. I have played with the dog and cat videos with him before and that was kinda fun.
All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed.
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Hope he don't do what one of my cats did the other nite. He likes to lay on the towel in front of the shower and so after all nite of being in the bathroom when i opened the door the stench was unbearable.
He had gotten a case of the shits sometime in the nite and had stepped all in it and had it everywhere and he ran outta there when i opened the door like a lightening bolt....couldn't stand the smell of his own crap!
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That would be baaaaaad. Checking bathroom again, but he would be hard to miss in there.
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When one of mine go missing usually when it is time for a trip to the veterinarian it never fails that they are hidden usually near at eye level and in plain sight. Further, the cat is probably laughing at me with my flashlight in hand crawling around on the floor looking under all the beds, behind furniture, or in closets for a cat that ends up being found lying in the bed.

So ignore him eventually he will get hungry and make his presence known however catching the hapless fellow will be your next dilemma.


Yep, a pretty funny joke for the kitty to play on me. He's waaaay too smart for a cat.


Try a birdcall he might come out to find his own lunch try the Black-capped Chickadee they are rather pleasant to listen to as opposed to some other species of birds.

PARIDAE: Chicadees, Titmice
[link to www.naturesongs.com]


Bird calls are not working. He just isn't here. Now I need to convince myself that I imagined it all.


He might have found a nice warm place to hunker down for a snooze, if he is inside your house I guess in due time he will let you know so pick the food up or this little adventure might continue for days.

The birdcalls always bring mine out of the woodwork and the dogs too for that matter.


I hope this doesn't go on for days, there is no litter box in here.

I will try the birdcalls for fun, next time I 'see' him. I have played with the dog and cat videos with him before and that was kinda fun.
 Quoting: Rock Soup


I suppose you will just have to purchase a litter box and adopt the little guy, as it appears he has already adopted you.
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Open a can of tuna. Place on floor. See kitty come.
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I suppose you will just have to purchase a litter box and adopt the little guy, as it appears he has already adopted you.
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Yup, we were planning that this weekend, since he does appear to look for one, even though it is a violation of our lease.

Better safe than sorry. I have never been able to remove cat urine completely.

And he is still missing. Weirdness.
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Open a can of tuna. Place on floor. See kitty come.
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He really likes that turkey and it didn't work. I honestly don't believe he is anywhere in here. His next round is usually around midnight and the one after that is around 3 am. We'll see if he shows up.
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Ok, here is what you do: Go to the hardware store and get enough fogger bombs for the size of your place, but instead of sealing it up, leave the doors open...gas the fucker out!
Poor people do poor people things, and rich people do rich people things.

You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.

What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.

The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.

When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it!

when you rob Paul to give to Peter ... ... ... you will always get Peters support!

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Open a can of tuna. Place on floor. See kitty come.


He really likes that turkey and it didn't work. I honestly don't believe he is anywhere in here. His next round is usually around midnight and the one after that is around 3 am. We'll see if he shows up.
 Quoting: Rock Soup


Then maybe he found a hole to the outside...
Poor people do poor people things, and rich people do rich people things.

You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.

What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.

The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.

When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it!

when you rob Paul to give to Peter ... ... ... you will always get Peters support!

:Brieffromnativea:
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Ok, here is what you do: Go to the hardware store and get enough fogger bombs for the size of your place, but instead of sealing it up, leave the doors open...gas the fucker out!
 Quoting: BRIEF AND TO THE POINT


hahahaha, no playin around for you, save time, The Tim the Toolman way. More power.
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Open a can of tuna. Place on floor. See kitty come.


He really likes that turkey and it didn't work. I honestly don't believe he is anywhere in here. His next round is usually around midnight and the one after that is around 3 am. We'll see if he shows up.


Then maybe he found a hole to the outside...
 Quoting: BRIEF AND TO THE POINT


He just is not here. No holes. Imagine a bedroom and losing something living in there. That's the size of this room. He is not here.
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I suppose you will just have to purchase a litter box and adopt the little guy, as it appears he has already adopted you.


Yup, we were planning that this weekend, since he does appear to look for one, even though it is a violation of our lease.

Better safe than sorry. I have never been able to remove cat urine completely.

And he is still missing. Weirdness.
 Quoting: Rock Soup


Urine Remover
1 quart 3 percent hydrogen peroxide
1/4 cup baking soda (sodium bicarbonate)
1-teaspoon liquid soap or dish detergent
Mix these ingredients together and clean the effected area quickly before the hydrogen peroxide breaks down.

By the way, this works wonders with skunk spray, my Australian Cattle Dog had me shopping at Wal-Mart’s at 3:00 the night she decided to grab a skunk and yes I have many animals and many stories.
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It was probably a spirit. They can manifest themselves physically and in animal form.
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I suppose you will just have to purchase a litter box and adopt the little guy, as it appears he has already adopted you.


Yup, we were planning that this weekend, since he does appear to look for one, even though it is a violation of our lease.

Better safe than sorry. I have never been able to remove cat urine completely.

And he is still missing. Weirdness.


Urine Remover
1 quart 3 percent hydrogen peroxide
1/4 cup baking soda (sodium bicarbonate)
1-teaspoon liquid soap or dish detergent
Mix these ingredients together and clean the effected area quickly before the hydrogen peroxide breaks down.

By the way, this works wonders with skunk spray, my Australian Cattle Dog had me shopping at Wal-Mart’s at 3:00 the night she decided to grab a skunk and yes I have many animals and many stories.
 Quoting: SilverPatriot


Hey thanks for that. I could have used that several years ago for sure. Had a kitty that would punish me for leaving her.
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It was probably a spirit. They can manifest themselves physically and in animal form.
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You have no idea of how many times I have thought of this, previous to my post here. That kitty was odd. Showed up at an odd time in my life, found me after I moved and had a harem of kitties with him. A male and a stray, being the caregiver of at least four other cats struck me as very odd.
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It was probably a spirit. They can manifest themselves physically and in animal form.


You have no idea of how many times I have thought of this, previous to my post here. That kitty was odd. Showed up at an odd time in my life, found me after I moved and had a harem of kitties with him. A male and a stray, being the caregiver of at least four other cats struck me as very odd.
 Quoting: Rock Soup


I once had a cat my favorite who I adopted while stationed in England and brought back to the states and then back to England when reassigned. She was devoted to me and it broke my heart when she developed an aggressive form of cancer and eventually had to be put to sleep because the cancer riddled her body.

My husband heard along with myself movement in the closet and he too realized it was Molley and I realized that I had to let her go for both our sakes. Have you had a cat in your past that you lost and are clinging to perhaps a bit too strongly?
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It was probably a spirit. They can manifest themselves physically and in animal form.


You have no idea of how many times I have thought of this, previous to my post here. That kitty was odd. Showed up at an odd time in my life, found me after I moved and had a harem of kitties with him. A male and a stray, being the caregiver of at least four other cats struck me as very odd.


I once had a cat my favorite who I adopted while stationed in England and brought back to the states and then back to England when reassigned. She was devoted to me and it broke my heart when she developed an aggressive form of cancer and eventually had to be put to sleep because the cancer riddled her body.

My husband heard along with myself movement in the closet and he too realized it was Molley and I realized that I had to let her go for both our sakes.

Have you had a cat in your past that you lost and are clinging to perhaps a bit too strongly?
 Quoting: SilverPatriot


You are right on the money there. I lost her almost exactly seven years ago. (On Superbowl Sunday 2004) She also developed an aggressive form of cancer called Vaccine Associated Feline Sarcoma.

[link to www.itsfortheanimals.com]

This is the first kitty I have been around since then due to lease restrictions in apartments. However, this kitty kind of forced himself on me.

Still cannot find him but this has given me the chance to repair that cover under the love seat.
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The kitty is outside. Maybe he learned to open the door?
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I cheated and skipped to the end. Did you find the cat?
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I cheated and skipped to the end. Did you find the cat?
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No, I have not found this cat. Got a good workout looking for him. I still cannot believe I imagined him coming in here, but maybe I did. If this is true, I definitely have a lot on my mind.
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Do you know or have any other cats?
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The kitty is outside. Maybe he learned to open the door?
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He might be outside, but he didn't open the door. I must just be on autopilot, going through routines, even without doing them. Opening the door everyday around 6pm was a routine, but he isn't here.
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Do you know or have any other cats?
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I don't have any cats, but he has a herd/harem following him around. The others won't come in though. They are truly feral.
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Pretend you're going to feed it, it'll come a-running.


I did, I did, got the food bowl and shook it. Ran the water in the sink, works EVERY time. No kitty.
 Quoting: Rock Soup


Bags or cans of kitty treats? shake the kitty treat bag or kitty treat can?...

get tuna or canned wet catfood and place tiny plates of it all over the house. She's bound to smell one of those plates...
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Do you know or have any other cats?


I don't have any cats, but he has a herd/harem following him around. The others won't come in though. They are truly feral.
 Quoting: Rock Soup


Perhaps he is an early warning earthquake detector. Or perhaps he took his harem out for a stroll but forgot the keys and had to dart in and out again.





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