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My Favorite Thing About Men Is...

 
Jessica6

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Happily enough....

which is NOT to say I don't want to punch him in the head from time to time.... because I DO!

I think that's perfectly normal. I just try to remind myself that he is a good man, even if he is acting like a tool at that very moment.

Usually that gets me through and I don't say anything nasty. Or punch him in the head. LOL
 Quoting: D's Pet


LOL, me too. Mine's parents' were an example of what NOT to be - they'd just say whatever popped into their head - no brakes at all between their brains and their mouths and no thought at all to how it would make the other person feel.

My husband isn't like that - even though he has his moments - because he could see what it did to his parents marriage. On top of that I don't tolerate it anyway and I don't act like that myself, which also makes him to behave better.

On-topic, what I like about men is their willingness to do all the 'gross' jobs around the house - garbage, cat litter, cleaning the toilet...
The urge to save humanity is always a false front for the urge to rule it. - HL Mencken
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It's funny, but we've never really fought. I might pout for a while or tell him I hate him (which he knows is just me venting), but neither one of us really has the ability to get that wound up.

Too lazy to fight, maybe?
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Never fought? Wow. So no hate sex? That can be some good times right there!

lol
"Today young men on acid realized all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration... that we are all one conciousness experiencing ourselves subjectively.
There is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves.
...Here's Tom with the weather"

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It's funny, but we've never really fought. I might pout for a while or tell him I hate him (which he knows is just me venting), but neither one of us really has the ability to get that wound up.

Too lazy to fight, maybe?


Never fought? Wow. So no hate sex? That can be some good times right there!

lol
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i love fights! the makeup sex is the best part...grrrrr ouch!
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I am always in the mood for sex. My wife is turned on by me thinking and telling her she's hot and sexy and what not. I tell her all those things cuz I want sex. If she got all wet from me telling her she was ugly, I would. She is turned on by me and my desire for her. Problem is, I got lots of desire and the one time I got whiskey dick and passed out on her, she thought it was her fault somehow. Sooo, we just had makeup sex the next day and cleared things up. Hows that for simple?...
But if at the Church they would give us some ale,
And a pleasant fire our souls to regale,
We'd sing and we'd pray all the live-long day,
And never once wish from the Church to stray.
D's Pet  (OP)

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Never fought? Wow. So no hate sex? That can be some good times right there!

 Quoting: Opeth


Rough sex yes. Hate sex, I don't think so. I'd have known it, right?
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If you've never contemplated strangling your man even ONCE, you probably are not in a loving relationship.
Everyone dies, but not everyone lives.

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If you've never contemplated strangling your man even ONCE, you probably are not in a loving relationship.
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Never contemplated strangling him. He's bigger than me and I'd likely fail.

Watching him sleep while visions of frying pans dance in my head? Been there.
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If you've never contemplated strangling your man even ONCE, you probably are not in a loving relationship.
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HaHa! I've thought some crazy shit over the years.... granted I would never act on it but...lol.. you know wink.

Hubs has really long, gorgeous blonde hair and I swear I think of taking a match to it at least once a year. I've also thought of drugging him a few times... lmao. AGAIN, I WOULD NEVER DO THESE THINGS. I think it's natural to feel that way though from time to time.

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There is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves.
...Here's Tom with the weather"

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Never fought? Wow. So no hate sex? That can be some good times right there!



Rough sex yes. Hate sex, I don't think so. I'd have known it, right?
 Quoting: D's Pet


Yeah, I think you'd probably know it...though I don't know what 'rough sex' constitutes in your house so it might be similiar!
smile
"Today young men on acid realized all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration... that we are all one conciousness experiencing ourselves subjectively.
There is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves.
...Here's Tom with the weather"

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I love it when they sing and dance to James Brown, and go "na na na na na na na."

You just have to love that.
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popcorn
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popcorn
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Hey, no one teach ya to share???
Everyone dies, but not everyone lives.

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popcorn


Hey, no one teach ya to share???
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popcorn1
failpopcorn
"Today young men on acid realized all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration... that we are all one conciousness experiencing ourselves subjectively.
There is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves.
...Here's Tom with the weather"

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failpopcorn
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rofl
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popcorn


Hey, no one teach ya to share???
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sorry, pull up a seat, this is fun reading popcorn
Opeth

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Yeah it is!

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"Today young men on acid realized all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration... that we are all one conciousness experiencing ourselves subjectively.
There is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves.
...Here's Tom with the weather"

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popcorn


Hey, no one teach ya to share???


sorry, pull up a seat, this is fun reading popcorn
 Quoting: Aileana



Just ass the popcorn please, I'm hungry.
Everyone dies, but not everyone lives.

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Opeth

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Just ass the popcorn please, I'm hungry.
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lmao

partyhat

popcorn

EDIT! omg WRONG smilie!

Last Edited by Opeth on 01/20/2011 11:35 AM
"Today young men on acid realized all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration... that we are all one conciousness experiencing ourselves subjectively.
There is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves.
...Here's Tom with the weather"

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Thanks D for the great thread. No doom here...refreshing. Married to my wife for 36 years and would do it again in a heart beat. I would do anything for her and she would do anything for me. We tell each other that we love and respect one another and kisses in the morning as I go to work and kisses when I get home to dinner on the table and kisses before we turn in for the night.
I know I'm lucky and the same goes for her and would do nothing to jepordize this. I see all the unhappy marriages around us and thank my lucky stars that I've been blessed in life. Thanks again!!
D's Pet  (OP)

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Thanks D for the great thread. No doom here...refreshing. Married to my wife for 36 years and would do it again in a heart beat. I would do anything for her and she would do anything for me. We tell each other that we love and respect one another and kisses in the morning as I go to work and kisses when I get home to dinner on the table and kisses before we turn in for the night.
I know I'm lucky and the same goes for her and would do nothing to jepordize this. I see all the unhappy marriages around us and thank my lucky stars that I've been blessed in life. Thanks again!!
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Awwww, heartwarming! Congrats to you and your wife. hf
The good news is that, according to the Obama administration, the rich will pay for everything. The bad news is that, according to the Obama administration, you're rich.
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popcorn


Hey, no one teach ya to share???


sorry, pull up a seat, this is fun reading popcorn



Just ass the popcorn please, I'm hungry.
 Quoting: J-Rico

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Manly bump
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Never fought? Wow. So no hate sex? That can be some good times right there!



Rough sex yes. Hate sex, I don't think so. I'd have known it, right?
 Quoting: D's Pet


Yeah, I think you'd probably know it...though I don't know what 'rough sex' constitutes in your house so it might be similiar!
smile
 Quoting: Opeth

blink Don't ask...
But if at the Church they would give us some ale,
And a pleasant fire our souls to regale,
We'd sing and we'd pray all the live-long day,
And never once wish from the Church to stray.
Aileana

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Never fought? Wow. So no hate sex? That can be some good times right there!



Rough sex yes. Hate sex, I don't think so. I'd have known it, right?
 Quoting: D's Pet


Yeah, I think you'd probably know it...though I don't know what 'rough sex' constitutes in your house so it might be similiar!
smile
 Quoting: Opeth

blink Don't ask...
 Quoting: Mr. Crabs

that sounds like a wise idea chuckle
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whatever happened to D's pet?


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whatever happened to D's pet?


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There is another theory mentioned, which states that this has already happened.





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