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Jessica6
User ID: 1236086 Canada 01/20/2011 10:08 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Happily enough.... Quoting: D's Petwhich is NOT to say I don't want to punch him in the head from time to time.... because I DO! I think that's perfectly normal. I just try to remind myself that he is a good man, even if he is acting like a tool at that very moment. Usually that gets me through and I don't say anything nasty. Or punch him in the head. LOL LOL, me too. Mine's parents' were an example of what NOT to be - they'd just say whatever popped into their head - no brakes at all between their brains and their mouths and no thought at all to how it would make the other person feel. My husband isn't like that - even though he has his moments - because he could see what it did to his parents marriage. On top of that I don't tolerate it anyway and I don't act like that myself, which also makes him to behave better. On-topic, what I like about men is their willingness to do all the 'gross' jobs around the house - garbage, cat litter, cleaning the toilet... The urge to save humanity is always a false front for the urge to rule it. - HL Mencken |
Opeth
User ID: 1173053 United States 01/20/2011 10:08 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | It's funny, but we've never really fought. I might pout for a while or tell him I hate him (which he knows is just me venting), but neither one of us really has the ability to get that wound up. Quoting: D's PetToo lazy to fight, maybe? Never fought? Wow. So no hate sex? That can be some good times right there! "Today young men on acid realized all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration... that we are all one conciousness experiencing ourselves subjectively. There is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves. ...Here's Tom with the weather" :Opeth-1: |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1018461 Canada 01/20/2011 10:14 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | It's funny, but we've never really fought. I might pout for a while or tell him I hate him (which he knows is just me venting), but neither one of us really has the ability to get that wound up. Quoting: OpethToo lazy to fight, maybe? Never fought? Wow. So no hate sex? That can be some good times right there! i love fights! the makeup sex is the best part...grrrrr ouch! |
Mr. Crabs
User ID: 1135259 Puerto Rico 01/20/2011 10:15 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I am always in the mood for sex. My wife is turned on by me thinking and telling her she's hot and sexy and what not. I tell her all those things cuz I want sex. If she got all wet from me telling her she was ugly, I would. She is turned on by me and my desire for her. Problem is, I got lots of desire and the one time I got whiskey dick and passed out on her, she thought it was her fault somehow. Sooo, we just had makeup sex the next day and cleared things up. Hows that for simple?... But if at the Church they would give us some ale, And a pleasant fire our souls to regale, We'd sing and we'd pray all the live-long day, And never once wish from the Church to stray. |
D's Pet
(OP) User ID: 1236978 United States 01/20/2011 10:16 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Never fought? Wow. So no hate sex? That can be some good times right there! Quoting: OpethRough sex yes. Hate sex, I don't think so. I'd have known it, right? The good news is that, according to the Obama administration, the rich will pay for everything. The bad news is that, according to the Obama administration, you're rich. ~P. J. O'Rourke |
J-Rico
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D's Pet
(OP) User ID: 1236978 United States 01/20/2011 10:28 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | If you've never contemplated strangling your man even ONCE, you probably are not in a loving relationship. Quoting: J-RicoNever contemplated strangling him. He's bigger than me and I'd likely fail. Watching him sleep while visions of frying pans dance in my head? Been there. The good news is that, according to the Obama administration, the rich will pay for everything. The bad news is that, according to the Obama administration, you're rich. ~P. J. O'Rourke |
Opeth
User ID: 1173053 United States 01/20/2011 10:40 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | If you've never contemplated strangling your man even ONCE, you probably are not in a loving relationship. Quoting: J-RicoHaHa! I've thought some crazy shit over the years.... granted I would never act on it but...lol.. you know . Hubs has really long, gorgeous blonde hair and I swear I think of taking a match to it at least once a year. I've also thought of drugging him a few times... lmao. AGAIN, I WOULD NEVER DO THESE THINGS. I think it's natural to feel that way though from time to time. "Today young men on acid realized all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration... that we are all one conciousness experiencing ourselves subjectively. There is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves. ...Here's Tom with the weather" :Opeth-1: |
Opeth
User ID: 1173053 United States 01/20/2011 10:42 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Never fought? Wow. So no hate sex? That can be some good times right there! Quoting: D's PetRough sex yes. Hate sex, I don't think so. I'd have known it, right? Yeah, I think you'd probably know it...though I don't know what 'rough sex' constitutes in your house so it might be similiar! "Today young men on acid realized all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration... that we are all one conciousness experiencing ourselves subjectively. There is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves. ...Here's Tom with the weather" :Opeth-1: |
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Aileana
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J-Rico
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Opeth
User ID: 1173053 United States 01/20/2011 11:04 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Hey, no one teach ya to share??? "Today young men on acid realized all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration... that we are all one conciousness experiencing ourselves subjectively. There is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves. ...Here's Tom with the weather" :Opeth-1: |
D's Pet
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Aileana
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Opeth
User ID: 1173053 United States 01/20/2011 11:14 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Yeah it is! "Today young men on acid realized all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration... that we are all one conciousness experiencing ourselves subjectively. There is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves. ...Here's Tom with the weather" :Opeth-1: |
J-Rico
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Opeth
User ID: 1173053 United States 01/20/2011 11:35 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Just ass the popcorn please, I'm hungry. Quoting: J-RicoEDIT! omg WRONG smilie! Last Edited by Opeth on 01/20/2011 11:35 AM "Today young men on acid realized all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration... that we are all one conciousness experiencing ourselves subjectively. There is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves. ...Here's Tom with the weather" :Opeth-1: |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1233400 United States 01/20/2011 12:06 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Thanks D for the great thread. No doom here...refreshing. Married to my wife for 36 years and would do it again in a heart beat. I would do anything for her and she would do anything for me. We tell each other that we love and respect one another and kisses in the morning as I go to work and kisses when I get home to dinner on the table and kisses before we turn in for the night. I know I'm lucky and the same goes for her and would do nothing to jepordize this. I see all the unhappy marriages around us and thank my lucky stars that I've been blessed in life. Thanks again!! |
D's Pet
(OP) User ID: 1236978 United States 01/20/2011 12:35 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Thanks D for the great thread. No doom here...refreshing. Married to my wife for 36 years and would do it again in a heart beat. I would do anything for her and she would do anything for me. We tell each other that we love and respect one another and kisses in the morning as I go to work and kisses when I get home to dinner on the table and kisses before we turn in for the night. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1233400I know I'm lucky and the same goes for her and would do nothing to jepordize this. I see all the unhappy marriages around us and thank my lucky stars that I've been blessed in life. Thanks again!! Awwww, heartwarming! Congrats to you and your wife. The good news is that, according to the Obama administration, the rich will pay for everything. The bad news is that, according to the Obama administration, you're rich. ~P. J. O'Rourke |
Aileana
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Mr. Crabs
User ID: 1135259 Puerto Rico 01/22/2011 11:27 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Never fought? Wow. So no hate sex? That can be some good times right there! Quoting: D's PetRough sex yes. Hate sex, I don't think so. I'd have known it, right? Yeah, I think you'd probably know it...though I don't know what 'rough sex' constitutes in your house so it might be similiar! Don't ask... But if at the Church they would give us some ale, And a pleasant fire our souls to regale, We'd sing and we'd pray all the live-long day, And never once wish from the Church to stray. |
Aileana
User ID: 1239407 United States 01/22/2011 11:30 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Never fought? Wow. So no hate sex? That can be some good times right there! Quoting: D's PetRough sex yes. Hate sex, I don't think so. I'd have known it, right? Yeah, I think you'd probably know it...though I don't know what 'rough sex' constitutes in your house so it might be similiar! Don't ask... that sounds like a wise idea |
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Only Me
Strawberry Girl User ID: 1305136 United States 03/23/2011 09:05 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | whatever happened to D's pet? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1217360Goodbye, halcyon days... There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory mentioned, which states that this has already happened. |