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Opeth
User ID: 1173053 United States 01/19/2011 03:26 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Yes, Yes, Yes! Quoting: DiscsI love the simplicity of them. How well grounded and un-dramatic they are. My hubs truly appreciates the simple things in life. Sooo easy to please and good natured. Food, bj's, video games & music = Happy hubby. wow that makes me moist ; ) Oh you! STOP IT NOW! (I will NEVER live this down will I FFS!) "Today young men on acid realized all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration... that we are all one conciousness experiencing ourselves subjectively. There is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves. ...Here's Tom with the weather" :Opeth-1: |
D's Pet
(OP) User ID: 1236009 United States 01/19/2011 03:26 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Thank you ladies for the POSITIVE things about men. Quoting: AzariusHey, you guys really are great. I wouldn't want to live in a world without you. The good news is that, according to the Obama administration, the rich will pay for everything. The bad news is that, according to the Obama administration, you're rich. ~P. J. O'Rourke |
Aileana
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cRoSS FiRe
User ID: 1209516 United States 01/19/2011 03:28 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | thanks ladies for the nice thread! It's true, the most important thing to men (or me at least) is being appreciated. I can't stand spoiled materialistic women, but its good to know there are some good women here! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1212806There are. ;) It is unfortunate it took a b'jillion male-bashing threads to flush us out. We're here! "Nothing is as far away as one minute ago." --Jim Bishop :gameizovar: It's DO:OM o'clock. WAKE UP! |
D's Pet
(OP) User ID: 1236009 United States 01/19/2011 03:28 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Walking through the door and noticing I busted my butt on housecleaning with a "The house looks great, babe" works real well. Quoting: cRoSS FiReOh yes, the little acknowledgements of how we try to take care of them. Gives me warm fuzzies every time. The good news is that, according to the Obama administration, the rich will pay for everything. The bad news is that, according to the Obama administration, you're rich. ~P. J. O'Rourke |
BRIEF AND TO THE POINT
User ID: 381742 United States 01/19/2011 03:28 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Wow, I can just feel the love! Thanks ladies! Poor people do poor people things, and rich people do rich people things. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it! when you rob Paul to give to Peter ... ... ... you will always get Peters support! :Brieffromnativea: |
cRoSS FiRe
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J-Rico
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cRoSS FiRe
User ID: 1209516 United States 01/19/2011 03:29 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Walking through the door and noticing I busted my butt on housecleaning with a "The house looks great, babe" works real well. Quoting: D's PetOh yes, the little acknowledgements of how we try to take care of them. Gives me warm fuzzies every time. I'm with ya, D. That's about all the thanks I need. No jewelry, candy, roses... just kind words and my world is as it should be. "Nothing is as far away as one minute ago." --Jim Bishop :gameizovar: It's DO:OM o'clock. WAKE UP! |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 1126574 United States 01/19/2011 03:31 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Food, bj's, video games & music = Happy hubby. Quoting: Opethfucking A. GOOD ANSWER. you should write a book, called Food, bj's, video games & music = Happy Hubby. It should have one chapter. The chapter should read the same as the title. i can write the foreward and mention how some of us like to have a joint rolled and ready for when we come home from work. the foreward will be longer than the actual book, so you don't even have to do all the work. |
D's Pet
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J-Rico
User ID: 1116423 United States 01/19/2011 03:32 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Food, bj's, video games & music = Happy hubby. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1126574fucking A. GOOD ANSWER. you should write a book, called Food, bj's, video games & music = Happy Hubby. It should have one chapter. The chapter should read the same as the title. i can write the foreward and mention how some of us like to have a joint rolled and ready for when we come home from work. the foreward will be longer than the actual book, so you don't even have to do all the work. Happy Hubby for Dummies You don't want to give the whole plot away in just the title. Everyone dies, but not everyone lives. :moranrico::Rico::moranrico: |
Opeth
User ID: 1173053 United States 01/19/2011 03:32 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | So true. They aren't complicated. As a rule, all they want is peace, contentment, and to be appreciated. Quoting: D's PetAbsolutely. My husband is about as easy as they come...but that is because I do my part too...and I enjoy it immensely. I like cooking and having sex. Bottom line. Those are biggies. I think any man will attest to it. I work full time and I bust my ass. That does not take away from my wifey duties whatsoever and it bothers me that women often use this as an excuse. We should all be happy about our roles in our homelife. Granted, I do not make a gourmet meal every night but I do cook at least 3 real meals on weeknights and always something elaborate on the weekends. I also pack his lunch. I offer regular bj's (or just get on my knees if he looks like he had a bad day). These are little things everyone can do to make their home happy. "Today young men on acid realized all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration... that we are all one conciousness experiencing ourselves subjectively. There is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves. ...Here's Tom with the weather" :Opeth-1: |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1035843 Austria 01/19/2011 03:32 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | We appreciate women too, you may be a hell of a mess sometimes , and be borderline crazy BUT we need you! All the small things you do and give us! Dont be afraid if you do something wrong , and dont make a drama out of it! we really dont care for that crap! So to all the beautiful ladys, and keep on looking wth your beautiful eyes! |
* Azul *
User ID: 1118415 United States 01/19/2011 03:33 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Walking through the door and noticing I busted my butt on housecleaning with a "The house looks great, babe" works real well. Quoting: J-Rico"The house and that ass looks great, babe" I feel like I'm on a baseball team. Pat on the ass for a job well done. :OMFGZombie: ~i categorically deny all accusations~ |
Aileana
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D's Pet
(OP) User ID: 1236009 United States 01/19/2011 03:35 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | So true. They aren't complicated. As a rule, all they want is peace, contentment, and to be appreciated. Quoting: OpethAbsolutely. My husband is about as easy as they come...but that is because I do my part too...and I enjoy it immensely. I like cooking and having sex. Bottom line. Those are biggies. I think any man will attest to it. I work full time and I bust my ass. That does not take away from my wifey duties whatsoever and it bothers me that women often use this as an excuse. We should all be happy about our roles in our homelife. Granted, I do not make a gourmet meal every night but I do cook at least 3 real meals on weeknights and always something elaborate on the weekends. I also pack his lunch. I offer regular bj's (or just get on my knees if he looks like he had a bad day). These are little things everyone can do to make their home happy. I don't really work, so I don't have any reason to have a "service fail." There's something for him to eat when he gets home. There's a cold drink, a warm bed and a hot woman. And these things are just about all it takes to keep him happy. Men really are uncomplicated and very easy to please. Yay men! The good news is that, according to the Obama administration, the rich will pay for everything. The bad news is that, according to the Obama administration, you're rich. ~P. J. O'Rourke |
J-Rico
User ID: 1116423 United States 01/19/2011 03:35 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | So true. They aren't complicated. As a rule, all they want is peace, contentment, and to be appreciated. Quoting: OpethAbsolutely. My husband is about as easy as they come...but that is because I do my part too...and I enjoy it immensely. I like cooking and having sex. Bottom line. Those are biggies. I think any man will attest to it. I work full time and I bust my ass. That does not take away from my wifey duties whatsoever and it bothers me that women often use this as an excuse. We should all be happy about our roles in our homelife. Granted, I do not make a gourmet meal every night but I do cook at least 3 real meals on weeknights and always something elaborate on the weekends. I also pack his lunch. I offer regular bj's (or just get on my knees if he looks like he had a bad day). These are little things everyone can do to make their home happy. A sister, you must have one... Everyone dies, but not everyone lives. :moranrico::Rico::moranrico: |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1126574 United States 01/19/2011 03:35 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Their ability to think about "nothing." Must be nice for the mind to reset in that way. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 926633"Nothing" is just code for STFU. just so you are aware... "what are you thinking about?" is the dumbest question you could ever ask a man. we think about violence, food and sex... and not necessarily in that order. hell sometimes we mix them all together. for example, violent food sex. |
farmergirl
User ID: 1236043 United States 01/19/2011 03:36 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | They're pretty easy to please and usually easier to work with, and for, than women. I can't wait for the day when they are less insecure and finally realize women DO like them! Last Edited by farmergirl on 01/19/2011 03:36 PM |
D's Pet
(OP) User ID: 1236009 United States 01/19/2011 03:36 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Walking through the door and noticing I busted my butt on housecleaning with a "The house looks great, babe" works real well. Quoting: * Azul *"The house and that ass looks great, babe" I feel like I'm on a baseball team. Pat on the ass for a job well done. Isn't that how they all say "Dinner was good"? The good news is that, according to the Obama administration, the rich will pay for everything. The bad news is that, according to the Obama administration, you're rich. ~P. J. O'Rourke |
J-Rico
User ID: 1116423 United States 01/19/2011 03:36 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Walking through the door and noticing I busted my butt on housecleaning with a "The house looks great, babe" works real well. Quoting: * Azul *"The house and that ass looks great, babe" I feel like I'm on a baseball team. Pat on the ass for a job well done. You can be my catcher anyday? Everyone dies, but not everyone lives. :moranrico::Rico::moranrico: |
Opeth
User ID: 1173053 United States 01/19/2011 03:36 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Food, bj's, video games & music = Happy hubby. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1126574fucking A. GOOD ANSWER. you should write a book, called Food, bj's, video games & music = Happy Hubby. It should have one chapter. The chapter should read the same as the title. i can write the foreward and mention how some of us like to have a joint rolled and ready for when we come home from work. the foreward will be longer than the actual book, so you don't even have to do all the work. Friggin awesome! This is the reality though! Amazing! Men do rock. I asked my husband recently if it is really true that when he says 'nothing is on his mind', that his mind is in fact actually empty or blank. He said yes. It is true. My best friend, also a guy, attested to the same. Kind of an unofficial survey I've been doing...lol. How do they do this! I want to learn! Can barely achieve that empty space with hardcore meditating! WTF! We've been cheated ladies. "Today young men on acid realized all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration... that we are all one conciousness experiencing ourselves subjectively. There is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves. ...Here's Tom with the weather" :Opeth-1: |
J-Rico
User ID: 1116423 United States 01/19/2011 03:37 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Their ability to think about "nothing." Must be nice for the mind to reset in that way. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1126574"Nothing" is just code for STFU. just so you are aware... "what are you thinking about?" is the dumbest question you could ever ask a man. we think about violence, food and sex... and not necessarily in that order. hell sometimes we mix them all together. for example, violent food sex. Is this kinda like having a banana shoved up your butt roughly??? I'll pass on that banana split. Everyone dies, but not everyone lives. :moranrico::Rico::moranrico: |
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Mrspice
User ID: 1186142 United States 01/19/2011 03:37 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | With all the bashing threads between the sexes lately, how about a little bit of a feel-good thread? I can't speak for all GLP ladies, but I happen to love men. The way they sound, the way they smell, the way they look, everything. Quoting: D's PetBut my favorite thing about men: The protective instinct they have. The way they look out for children, women, and animals. The way this makes me feel safe and loved. Sleeping wrapped in his strong arms, enveloped by that protection. Wow....nice thread....I'm sure some will come along though and pervert it..... But nice post |