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My Favorite Thing About Men Is...

 
D's Pet  (OP)

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They're pretty easy to please and usually easier to work with, and for, than women.

I can't wait for the day when they are less insecure and finally realize women DO like them!
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I think more of them are realizing it. As a new wave of girls comes about that don't try to beat them down at every turn, the rift between us all is becoming less significant.
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A sister, you must have one...
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lmao
Sorry darlin :( I'm an only child...which is probably why I'm so 'efficient', always had to take care of everyone, etc, etc.
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Men really are uncomplicated and very easy to please. Yay men!
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This about sums it up. Can't really add much more to what's already been said.

Oh wait. Hands, I fucking love men's hands. Maybe it's a fetish. I look at hands when I'm out and about.
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Isn't that how they all say "Dinner was good"?
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I thought that was a cue for something else. scheming
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Also when the shtf men will more than make up for the amount of time they currently spend on the couch or whatever.
BRIEF AND TO THE POINT

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Wow, I can just feel the love! Thanks ladies!


You're welcome, Brief. What are you wearing?
 Quoting: cRoSS FiRe


Bluejeans and a t-shirt...
Poor people do poor people things, and rich people do rich people things.

You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.

What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.

The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.

When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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How do they do this! I want to learn! Can barely achieve that empty space with hardcore meditating! WTF! wtf

We've been cheated ladies.
sigh
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We get multiple orgasms. I can meditate.
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Isn't that how they all say "Dinner was good"?


I thought that was a cue for something else. scheming
 Quoting: cRoSS FiRe


That's dessert.
Everyone dies, but not everyone lives.

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Food, bj's, video games & music = Happy hubby.

lol


fucking A. GOOD ANSWER.


you should write a book, called Food, bj's, video games & music = Happy Hubby. It should have one chapter. The chapter should read the same as the title.

i can write the foreward and mention how some of us like to have a joint rolled and ready for when we come home from work.

the foreward will be longer than the actual book, so you don't even have to do all the work.


laugh
Friggin awesome!

This is the reality though!

Amazing! Men do rock.
I asked my husband recently if it is really true that when he says 'nothing is on his mind', that his mind is in fact actually empty or blank. He said yes. It is true. My best friend, also a guy, attested to the same. Kind of an unofficial survey I've been doing...lol.

How do they do this! I want to learn! Can barely achieve that empty space with hardcore meditating! WTF! wtf

We've been cheated ladies.
sigh
 Quoting: Opeth

wow i need to confirm this.. but somehow i believe you
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...they lift all the heavy things.
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We appreciate women too, you may be a hell of a mess sometimes , and be borderline crazy BUT

we need you! All the small things you do and give us!

Dont be afraid if you do something wrong , and dont make a drama out of it! we really dont care for that crap!

So hf to all the beautiful ladys, and keep on looking wth your beautiful eyes!
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I wanted to be nice once and you ignore my post tissue
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Isn't that how they all say "Dinner was good"?


I thought that was a cue for something else. scheming
 Quoting: cRoSS FiRe


Why yes, it means they are ready for "dessert."
The good news is that, according to the Obama administration, the rich will pay for everything. The bad news is that, according to the Obama administration, you're rich.
~P. J. O'Rourke
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Walking through the door and noticing I busted my butt on housecleaning with a "The house looks great, babe" works real well.


"The house and that ass looks great, babe"


I feel like I'm on a baseball team. Pat on the ass for a job well done.

1rof1


Isn't that how they all say "Dinner was good"?
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Gawd I wish!
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Their ability to think about "nothing." Must be nice for the mind to reset in that way.



"Nothing" is just code for STFU. just so you are aware...

"what are you thinking about?" is the dumbest question you could ever ask a man.

we think about violence, food and sex... and not necessarily in that order.

hell sometimes we mix them all together. for example, violent food sex.


Is this kinda like having a banana shoved up your butt roughly???

I'll pass on that banana split.
 Quoting: J-Rico


PERFECT EXAMPLE...

now, if you were pondering the pros and cons of having a banana shoved up your butt (which you obviously JUST were....) and your girl said some shit like... "what are you thinking about?"

would you say "shoving a banana up your butt" or would you say.... "Nothing?"


5a
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Wow, I can just feel the love! Thanks ladies!


You're welcome, Brief. What are you wearing?


Bluejeans and a t-shirt...
 Quoting: BRIEF AND TO THE POINT


Down to earth. Very good. I worked with suits for years, love jeans and t-shirts.
"Nothing is as far away as one minute ago." --Jim Bishop

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Wow, I can just feel the love! Thanks ladies!


You're welcome, Brief. What are you wearing?


Bluejeans and a t-shirt...
 Quoting: BRIEF AND TO THE POINT




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thanks, D, great thread. i do indeed love the ladies..i have a wonderful one that i love to make smile everyday, and she makes me feel good in return. all the bullshit drama portrayed on TV doesnt need to happen...we both figured that out after our first "getting married is just the next step in life and if it blows suck it up" kinda thing. 5a
..and now i know why things aren't as pretty from the inside..
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We appreciate women too, you may be a hell of a mess sometimes , and be borderline crazy BUT

we need you! All the small things you do and give us!

Dont be afraid if you do something wrong , and dont make a drama out of it! we really dont care for that crap!

So hf to all the beautiful ladys, and keep on looking wth your beautiful eyes!


I wanted to be nice once and you ignore my post tissue
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1035843


Aw, don't feel left out. You were clear and concise (as men tend to be) and your post didn't require additional commentary.

So it's all good. hf
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Their ability to think about "nothing." Must be nice for the mind to reset in that way.



"Nothing" is just code for STFU. just so you are aware...

"what are you thinking about?" is the dumbest question you could ever ask a man.

we think about violence, food and sex... and not necessarily in that order.

hell sometimes we mix them all together. for example, violent food sex.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1126574


The male mind is not constantly "ON" the way the female brain is. The chatter in a woman's head is endless. I admire the simplicity.
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Isn't that how they all say "Dinner was good"?


I thought that was a cue for something else. scheming


Why yes, it means they are ready for "dessert."
 Quoting: D's Pet


Scroll up lol
You definitely get it.
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Great thread. Thanks for the love!! This should be pinned.
They should take the warning labels off of everything and let stupidity sort itself out.
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My favorite thing about men is that I happen to be one.

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Isn't that how they all say "Dinner was good"?


I thought that was a cue for something else. scheming


Why yes, it means they are ready for "dessert."


Scroll up lol
You definitely get it.
 Quoting: J-Rico


You beat me to it. Yes, I get it.

Boy, do I get it. chuckle
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Isn't that how they all say "Dinner was good"?


I thought that was a cue for something else. scheming
 Quoting: cRoSS FiRe


Oh god if I had to drop panty every time he patted my ass I'd never get anything done.
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Yes, Yes, Yes!

I love the simplicity of them. How well grounded and un-dramatic they are. My hubs truly appreciates the simple things in life. Sooo easy to please and good natured. Food, bj's, video games & music = Happy hubby.

lol


So true. They aren't complicated. As a rule, all they want is peace, contentment, and to be appreciated.
 Quoting: D's Pet

And cold beer
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Well this is refreshing!
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Great thread. Thanks for the love!! This should be pinned.
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Hey, you guys deserve to know that we do actually love you.
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Yes, Yes, Yes!

I love the simplicity of them. How well grounded and un-dramatic they are. My hubs truly appreciates the simple things in life. Sooo easy to please and good natured. Food, bj's, video games & music = Happy hubby.

lol


So true. They aren't complicated. As a rule, all they want is peace, contentment, and to be appreciated.

And cold beer
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1196058


Yep. Like I said, a cold drink, a warm bed, and a hot woman. Makes every man glad to come home at night.

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Isn't that how they all say "Dinner was good"?


I thought that was a cue for something else. scheming


Oh god if I had to drop panty every time he patted my ass I'd never get anything done.
 Quoting: * Azul *


I don't see that as a bad thing. chuckle
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Food, bj's, video games & music = Happy hubby.

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Yup, but with two substitutions, at least for me.

Food, bj's, GLP, sports & music = Happy hubby.





GLP