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D's Pet
(OP) User ID: 1236009 United States 01/19/2011 03:37 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | They're pretty easy to please and usually easier to work with, and for, than women. Quoting: farmergirlI can't wait for the day when they are less insecure and finally realize women DO like them! I think more of them are realizing it. As a new wave of girls comes about that don't try to beat them down at every turn, the rift between us all is becoming less significant. The good news is that, according to the Obama administration, the rich will pay for everything. The bad news is that, according to the Obama administration, you're rich. ~P. J. O'Rourke |
Opeth
User ID: 1173053 United States 01/19/2011 03:37 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | A sister, you must have one... Quoting: J-RicoSorry darlin :( I'm an only child...which is probably why I'm so 'efficient', always had to take care of everyone, etc, etc. "Today young men on acid realized all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration... that we are all one conciousness experiencing ourselves subjectively. There is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves. ...Here's Tom with the weather" :Opeth-1: |
* Azul *
User ID: 1118415 United States 01/19/2011 03:38 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Men really are uncomplicated and very easy to please. Yay men! Quoting: D's PetThis about sums it up. Can't really add much more to what's already been said. Oh wait. Hands, I fucking love men's hands. Maybe it's a fetish. I look at hands when I'm out and about. :OMFGZombie: ~i categorically deny all accusations~ |
cRoSS FiRe
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Storm*
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BRIEF AND TO THE POINT
User ID: 381742 United States 01/19/2011 03:39 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Wow, I can just feel the love! Thanks ladies! Quoting: cRoSS FiReYou're welcome, Brief. What are you wearing? Bluejeans and a t-shirt... Poor people do poor people things, and rich people do rich people things. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it! when you rob Paul to give to Peter ... ... ... you will always get Peters support! :Brieffromnativea: |
D's Pet
(OP) User ID: 1236009 United States 01/19/2011 03:39 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | How do they do this! I want to learn! Can barely achieve that empty space with hardcore meditating! WTF! Quoting: OpethWe've been cheated ladies. We get multiple orgasms. I can meditate. The good news is that, according to the Obama administration, the rich will pay for everything. The bad news is that, according to the Obama administration, you're rich. ~P. J. O'Rourke |
J-Rico
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Aileana
User ID: 561062 United States 01/19/2011 03:39 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Food, bj's, video games & music = Happy hubby. Quoting: Opethfucking A. GOOD ANSWER. you should write a book, called Food, bj's, video games & music = Happy Hubby. It should have one chapter. The chapter should read the same as the title. i can write the foreward and mention how some of us like to have a joint rolled and ready for when we come home from work. the foreward will be longer than the actual book, so you don't even have to do all the work. Friggin awesome! This is the reality though! Amazing! Men do rock. I asked my husband recently if it is really true that when he says 'nothing is on his mind', that his mind is in fact actually empty or blank. He said yes. It is true. My best friend, also a guy, attested to the same. Kind of an unofficial survey I've been doing...lol. How do they do this! I want to learn! Can barely achieve that empty space with hardcore meditating! WTF! We've been cheated ladies. wow i need to confirm this.. but somehow i believe you |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 1035843 Austria 01/19/2011 03:40 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | We appreciate women too, you may be a hell of a mess sometimes , and be borderline crazy BUT Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1035843we need you! All the small things you do and give us! Dont be afraid if you do something wrong , and dont make a drama out of it! we really dont care for that crap! So to all the beautiful ladys, and keep on looking wth your beautiful eyes! I wanted to be nice once and you ignore my post |
D's Pet
(OP) User ID: 1236009 United States 01/19/2011 03:40 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Isn't that how they all say "Dinner was good"? Quoting: cRoSS FiReI thought that was a cue for something else. Why yes, it means they are ready for "dessert." The good news is that, according to the Obama administration, the rich will pay for everything. The bad news is that, according to the Obama administration, you're rich. ~P. J. O'Rourke |
Nikki_LaVey
User ID: 1120752 United States 01/19/2011 03:40 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Walking through the door and noticing I busted my butt on housecleaning with a "The house looks great, babe" works real well. Quoting: D's Pet"The house and that ass looks great, babe" I feel like I'm on a baseball team. Pat on the ass for a job well done. Isn't that how they all say "Dinner was good"? Gawd I wish! How Can You Be Two Places At Once When You're Not Anywhere at all |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1126574 United States 01/19/2011 03:41 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Their ability to think about "nothing." Must be nice for the mind to reset in that way. Quoting: J-Rico"Nothing" is just code for STFU. just so you are aware... "what are you thinking about?" is the dumbest question you could ever ask a man. we think about violence, food and sex... and not necessarily in that order. hell sometimes we mix them all together. for example, violent food sex. Is this kinda like having a banana shoved up your butt roughly??? I'll pass on that banana split. PERFECT EXAMPLE... now, if you were pondering the pros and cons of having a banana shoved up your butt (which you obviously JUST were....) and your girl said some shit like... "what are you thinking about?" would you say "shoving a banana up your butt" or would you say.... "Nothing?" |
cRoSS FiRe
User ID: 1209516 United States 01/19/2011 03:41 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Wow, I can just feel the love! Thanks ladies! Quoting: BRIEF AND TO THE POINTYou're welcome, Brief. What are you wearing? Bluejeans and a t-shirt... Down to earth. Very good. I worked with suits for years, love jeans and t-shirts. "Nothing is as far away as one minute ago." --Jim Bishop :gameizovar: It's DO:OM o'clock. WAKE UP! |
Storm*
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SGTdandan
User ID: 1158769 United States 01/19/2011 03:41 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | thanks, D, great thread. i do indeed love the ladies..i have a wonderful one that i love to make smile everyday, and she makes me feel good in return. all the bullshit drama portrayed on TV doesnt need to happen...we both figured that out after our first "getting married is just the next step in life and if it blows suck it up" kinda thing. ..and now i know why things aren't as pretty from the inside.. |
D's Pet
(OP) User ID: 1236009 United States 01/19/2011 03:42 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | We appreciate women too, you may be a hell of a mess sometimes , and be borderline crazy BUT Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1035843we need you! All the small things you do and give us! Dont be afraid if you do something wrong , and dont make a drama out of it! we really dont care for that crap! So to all the beautiful ladys, and keep on looking wth your beautiful eyes! I wanted to be nice once and you ignore my post Aw, don't feel left out. You were clear and concise (as men tend to be) and your post didn't require additional commentary. So it's all good. The good news is that, according to the Obama administration, the rich will pay for everything. The bad news is that, according to the Obama administration, you're rich. ~P. J. O'Rourke |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 926633 United States 01/19/2011 03:42 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Their ability to think about "nothing." Must be nice for the mind to reset in that way. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1126574"Nothing" is just code for STFU. just so you are aware... "what are you thinking about?" is the dumbest question you could ever ask a man. we think about violence, food and sex... and not necessarily in that order. hell sometimes we mix them all together. for example, violent food sex. The male mind is not constantly "ON" the way the female brain is. The chatter in a woman's head is endless. I admire the simplicity. |
J-Rico
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FatalWishes
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D's Pet
(OP) User ID: 1236009 United States 01/19/2011 03:44 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Isn't that how they all say "Dinner was good"? Quoting: J-RicoI thought that was a cue for something else. Why yes, it means they are ready for "dessert." Scroll up lol You definitely get it. You beat me to it. Yes, I get it. Boy, do I get it. The good news is that, according to the Obama administration, the rich will pay for everything. The bad news is that, according to the Obama administration, you're rich. ~P. J. O'Rourke |
* Azul *
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 1196058 United States 01/19/2011 03:45 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Yes, Yes, Yes! Quoting: D's PetI love the simplicity of them. How well grounded and un-dramatic they are. My hubs truly appreciates the simple things in life. Sooo easy to please and good natured. Food, bj's, video games & music = Happy hubby. So true. They aren't complicated. As a rule, all they want is peace, contentment, and to be appreciated. And cold beer |
His Royal Dudeness
User ID: 945636 United States 01/19/2011 03:45 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Well this is refreshing! My metaphors are dirty like herpes except they're harder to catch. "Then we MK ULTRA the little midget offspring, and math the fuck out of them. We can drop them back into China via parachute, and bring the country to a standstill." -Thou shalt remain nameless |
D's Pet
(OP) User ID: 1236009 United States 01/19/2011 03:45 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Great thread. Thanks for the love!! This should be pinned. Quoting: FatalWishesHey, you guys deserve to know that we do actually love you. The good news is that, according to the Obama administration, the rich will pay for everything. The bad news is that, according to the Obama administration, you're rich. ~P. J. O'Rourke |
D's Pet
(OP) User ID: 1236009 United States 01/19/2011 03:46 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Yes, Yes, Yes! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1196058I love the simplicity of them. How well grounded and un-dramatic they are. My hubs truly appreciates the simple things in life. Sooo easy to please and good natured. Food, bj's, video games & music = Happy hubby. So true. They aren't complicated. As a rule, all they want is peace, contentment, and to be appreciated. And cold beer Yep. Like I said, a cold drink, a warm bed, and a hot woman. Makes every man glad to come home at night. Last Edited by D's Pet on 01/19/2011 03:47 PM The good news is that, according to the Obama administration, the rich will pay for everything. The bad news is that, according to the Obama administration, you're rich. ~P. J. O'Rourke |
cRoSS FiRe
User ID: 1209516 United States 01/19/2011 03:47 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Isn't that how they all say "Dinner was good"? Quoting: * Azul *I thought that was a cue for something else. Oh god if I had to drop panty every time he patted my ass I'd never get anything done. I don't see that as a bad thing. "Nothing is as far away as one minute ago." --Jim Bishop :gameizovar: It's DO:OM o'clock. WAKE UP! |
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