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| BRIEF AND TO THE POINT
User ID: 381742 United States01/19/2011 04:20 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | *SIGH* I want one of you nice women. Quoting: * Azul *you;ll find yours.  I didn't get most of those things until she took off and divorced me... awww brief that breaks my heart for you. The years with her before marriage were just as you all describe, and with each child that was born it became less and less over the ten years we were married, until the end where sex was practically scheduled to one night a week, no more blow jobs, I had to hire a house keeper and then she just up and took off... Poor people do poor people things, and rich people do rich people things. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it! when you rob Paul to give to Peter ... ... ... you will always get Peters support! :Brieffromnativea: |
| BRIEF AND TO THE POINT
User ID: 381742 United States01/19/2011 04:23 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | *SIGH* I want one of you nice women. Quoting: popcornyou;ll find yours. I didn't get most of those things until she took off and divorced me... lol well seeing as I got the big D last year maybe it's just around the corner. Damn, I hate that, dude...you need to find ya a sweet little twenty something that can suck a golf ball through a garden hose and just go wild for a while...you may never think about marriage again... Poor people do poor people things, and rich people do rich people things. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it! when you rob Paul to give to Peter ... ... ... you will always get Peters support! :Brieffromnativea: |
| MindShaft
User ID: 1028419 United States01/19/2011 04:25 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | They get rid of spiders from the house. Quoting: Storm*Not a universal trait. A 40-year old biker buddy of mine will scream like a little schoolgirl every time he sees an eight-legger.  "People have been conditioned to ridicule all that they are incapable of understanding." Goethe "None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free." Goethe |
| Mrspice
User ID: 1186142 United States01/19/2011 04:26 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | We get multiple orgasms. I can meditate. Quoting: D's PetWell naturally I was being facetious. Yeah the multiple thing is good. I do meditate alot but my mind is pretty over-active all the time. I appreciate their ability to actually 'relax' in a genuine way. My hubs can pass and sleep in less than a split second. Takes me hours to fall asleep most nights. Amazing. I am very jealous of men and their ability to sleep anywhere, any time. And falling asleep in a split second, I have no idea how they do that. I just wish I could. D, not all of us can do that......wish i could. Just to get to sleep at night is a trick |
| Storm*
User ID: 1199093 United States01/19/2011 04:27 PM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | They get rid of spiders from the house. Quoting: MindShaftNot a universal trait. A 40-year old biker buddy of mine will scream like a little schoolgirl every time he sees an eight-legger. It is one of those things I made sure of before getting married. It would be rather silly for both of us to be frantically screaming. |
| cRoSS FiRe
User ID: 1209516 United States01/19/2011 04:28 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The years with her before marriage were just as you all describe, and with each child that was born it became less and less over the ten years we were married, until the end where sex was practically scheduled to one night a week, no more blow jobs, I had to hire a house keeper and then she just up and took off... Quoting: BRIEF AND TO THE POINTSorry you had to go through that. I have to slap some of my women friends sometimes because they do not realize what they have. Only one listened. They have 3 kids and a great life (in EVERY way). Hmmmmm I should write a book. "Nothing is as far away as one minute ago." --Jim Bishop :gameizovar: It's DO:OM o'clock. WAKE UP! |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1165057 United States01/19/2011 04:28 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| * Azul *
User ID: 1118415 United States01/19/2011 04:29 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | *SIGH* I want one of you nice women. Quoting: BRIEF AND TO THE POINTyou;ll find yours. I didn't get most of those things until she took off and divorced me... awww brief that breaks my heart for you. The years with her before marriage were just as you all describe, and with each child that was born it became less and less over the ten years we were married, until the end where sex was practically scheduled to one night a week, no more blow jobs, I had to hire a house keeper and then she just up and took off... Damn, that's rough Brief. I'm on 8 years with my honey. I refuse to become that wife that men dread having. Yes, there is more to a marriage than sex, but hot monkey banging smooths over a lot of things. :OMFGZombie: ~i categorically deny all accusations~ |
| cRoSS FiRe
User ID: 1209516 United States01/19/2011 04:30 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | *SIGH* I want one of you nice women. Quoting: * Azul *you;ll find yours. I didn't get most of those things until she took off and divorced me... awww brief that breaks my heart for you. The years with her before marriage were just as you all describe, and with each child that was born it became less and less over the ten years we were married, until the end where sex was practically scheduled to one night a week, no more blow jobs, I had to hire a house keeper and then she just up and took off... Damn, that's rough Brief. I'm on 8 years with my honey. I refuse to become that wife that men dread having. Yes, there is more to a marriage than sex, but hot monkey banging smooths over a lot of things. And if someone's still mad after that, rinse & repeat.  "Nothing is as far away as one minute ago." --Jim Bishop :gameizovar: It's DO:OM o'clock. WAKE UP! |
| D's Pet
(OP) User ID: 1236009 United States01/19/2011 04:32 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | We get multiple orgasms. I can meditate. Quoting: MrspiceWell naturally I was being facetious. Yeah the multiple thing is good. I do meditate alot but my mind is pretty over-active all the time. I appreciate their ability to actually 'relax' in a genuine way. My hubs can pass and sleep in less than a split second. Takes me hours to fall asleep most nights. Amazing. I am very jealous of men and their ability to sleep anywhere, any time. And falling asleep in a split second, I have no idea how they do that. I just wish I could. D, not all of us can do that......wish i could. Just to get to sleep at night is a trick You have my sympathy. I know your pain. The good news is that, according to the Obama administration, the rich will pay for everything. The bad news is that, according to the Obama administration, you're rich. ~P. J. O'Rourke |
| ~reaper~
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| * Azul *
User ID: 1118415 United States01/19/2011 04:34 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | *SIGH* I want one of you nice women. Quoting: cRoSS FiReyou;ll find yours. I didn't get most of those things until she took off and divorced me... awww brief that breaks my heart for you. The years with her before marriage were just as you all describe, and with each child that was born it became less and less over the ten years we were married, until the end where sex was practically scheduled to one night a week, no more blow jobs, I had to hire a house keeper and then she just up and took off... Damn, that's rough Brief. I'm on 8 years with my honey. I refuse to become that wife that men dread having. Yes, there is more to a marriage than sex, but hot monkey banging smooths over a lot of things. And if someone's still mad after that, rinse & repeat. until everyone is happy or someone can't walk. :OMFGZombie: ~i categorically deny all accusations~ |
| D's Pet
(OP) User ID: 1236009 United States01/19/2011 04:34 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Sorry you had to go through that. I have to slap some of my women friends sometimes because they do not realize what they have. Only one listened. They have 3 kids and a great life (in EVERY way). Quoting: cRoSS FiReHmmmmm I should write a book. I know way too many men who have gone through the same thing. And the sad part is that, to a one, none of those women managed to pull off what they were thinking. There was no "trade up" around the corner. They end up miserable. They probably deserve it. The good news is that, according to the Obama administration, the rich will pay for everything. The bad news is that, according to the Obama administration, you're rich. ~P. J. O'Rourke |
| D's Pet
(OP) User ID: 1236009 United States01/19/2011 04:35 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | And if someone's still mad after that, rinse & repeat. Quoting: cRoSS FiReTrue. What's the worst that will happen...you both end up tired and happy. I've never seen a man who was angry while he was getting a bj. The good news is that, according to the Obama administration, the rich will pay for everything. The bad news is that, according to the Obama administration, you're rich. ~P. J. O'Rourke |
| Forever the Student User ID: 1013311 United States01/19/2011 04:36 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | With all the bashing threads between the sexes lately, how about a little bit of a feel-good thread? I can't speak for all GLP ladies, but I happen to love men. The way they sound, the way they smell, the way they look, everything. Quoting: D's PetBut my favorite thing about men: The protective instinct they have. The way they look out for children, women, and animals. The way this makes me feel safe and loved. Sleeping wrapped in his strong arms, enveloped by that protection. Thanks for speaking up ! the admiration is reciprocal.  |
| BRIEF AND TO THE POINT
User ID: 381742 United States01/19/2011 04:36 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Sorry you had to go through that. I have to slap some of my women friends sometimes because they do not realize what they have. Only one listened. They have 3 kids and a great life (in EVERY way). Quoting: D's PetHmmmmm I should write a book. I know way too many men who have gone through the same thing. And the sad part is that, to a one, none of those women managed to pull off what they were thinking. There was no "trade up" around the corner. They end up miserable. They probably deserve it. Yeah, she came back a few months later and said she finally realized that I wasn't the source of her problems after all... Poor people do poor people things, and rich people do rich people things. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it! when you rob Paul to give to Peter ... ... ... you will always get Peters support! :Brieffromnativea: |
| cRoSS FiRe
User ID: 1209516 United States01/19/2011 04:36 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Sorry you had to go through that. I have to slap some of my women friends sometimes because they do not realize what they have. Only one listened. They have 3 kids and a great life (in EVERY way). Quoting: D's PetHmmmmm I should write a book. I know way too many men who have gone through the same thing. And the sad part is that, to a one, none of those women managed to pull off what they were thinking. There was no "trade up" around the corner. They end up miserable. They probably deserve it. I warned them. Over and over and over. Like I said, only one listened, and her marriage is rock solid. "Nothing is as far away as one minute ago." --Jim Bishop :gameizovar: It's DO:OM o'clock. WAKE UP! |
| Forever the Student User ID: 1013311 United States01/19/2011 04:36 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Yes, Yes, Yes! Quoting: OpethI love the simplicity of them. How well grounded and un-dramatic they are. My hubs truly appreciates the simple things in life. Sooo easy to please and good natured. Food, bj's, video games & music = Happy hubby.  Yep ! Just not in that order !  |
| BRIEF AND TO THE POINT
User ID: 381742 United States01/19/2011 04:38 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | And if someone's still mad after that, rinse & repeat. Quoting: D's PetTrue. What's the worst that will happen...you both end up tired and happy. I've never seen a man who was angry while he was getting a bj. true, but some women take offense when you rest your beer on top of her head while she's doing it... Poor people do poor people things, and rich people do rich people things. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it! when you rob Paul to give to Peter ... ... ... you will always get Peters support! :Brieffromnativea: |
| Storm*
User ID: 1199093 United States01/19/2011 04:38 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | And if someone's still mad after that, rinse & repeat. Quoting: BRIEF AND TO THE POINTTrue. What's the worst that will happen...you both end up tired and happy. I've never seen a man who was angry while he was getting a bj. true, but some women take offense when you rest your beer on top of her head while she's doing it... How do you think it was discovered that beer is good for your hair? |
| cRoSS FiRe
User ID: 1209516 United States01/19/2011 04:39 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | And if someone's still mad after that, rinse & repeat. Quoting: Storm*True. What's the worst that will happen...you both end up tired and happy. I've never seen a man who was angry while he was getting a bj. true, but some women take offense when you rest your beer on top of her head while she's doing it... How do you think it was discovered that beer is good for your hair? LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL Brief, pass the towel!!!!!!! OMG roflmao. "Nothing is as far away as one minute ago." --Jim Bishop :gameizovar: It's DO:OM o'clock. WAKE UP! |
| BRIEF AND TO THE POINT
User ID: 381742 United States01/19/2011 04:40 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | And if someone's still mad after that, rinse & repeat. Quoting: Storm*True. What's the worst that will happen...you both end up tired and happy. I've never seen a man who was angry while he was getting a bj. true, but some women take offense when you rest your beer on top of her head while she's doing it... How do you think it was discovered that beer is good for your hair? That was basically my argument too, but I just got the look...you know the look. Poor people do poor people things, and rich people do rich people things. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it! when you rob Paul to give to Peter ... ... ... you will always get Peters support! :Brieffromnativea: |
| * Azul *
User ID: 1118415 United States01/19/2011 04:40 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | And if someone's still mad after that, rinse & repeat. Quoting: BRIEF AND TO THE POINTTrue. What's the worst that will happen...you both end up tired and happy. I've never seen a man who was angry while he was getting a bj. true, but some women take offense when you rest your beer on top of her head while she's doing it... well i wouldn't care, if you don't mind your beer all sloshing out of your cup. waste of beer if you ask me. :OMFGZombie: ~i categorically deny all accusations~ |
| * Azul *
User ID: 1118415 United States01/19/2011 04:41 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | And if someone's still mad after that, rinse & repeat. Quoting: Storm*True. What's the worst that will happen...you both end up tired and happy. I've never seen a man who was angry while he was getting a bj. true, but some women take offense when you rest your beer on top of her head while she's doing it... How do you think it was discovered that beer is good for your hair? :OMFGZombie: ~i categorically deny all accusations~ |
| *Jentle*
User ID: 1203197  United Kingdom01/19/2011 04:41 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | true, but some women take offense when you rest your beer on top of her head while she's doing it... Quoting: BRIEF AND TO THE POINTAnd some guys take offense when we're reading a magazine behind their heads when they're doing it. Strange that! If at first you don't succeed, perhaps failure is more your style. |
| cRoSS FiRe
User ID: 1209516 United States01/19/2011 04:43 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | And if someone's still mad after that, rinse & repeat. Quoting: * Azul *True. What's the worst that will happen...you both end up tired and happy. I've never seen a man who was angry while he was getting a bj. true, but some women take offense when you rest your beer on top of her head while she's doing it... well i wouldn't care, if you don't mind your beer all sloshing out of your cup. waste of beer if you ask me. I gotta stop drinking when I'm reading GLP posts. That's all there is too it.  "Nothing is as far away as one minute ago." --Jim Bishop :gameizovar: It's DO:OM o'clock. WAKE UP! |
| BRIEF AND TO THE POINT
User ID: 381742 United States01/19/2011 04:43 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | And if someone's still mad after that, rinse & repeat. Quoting: * Azul *True. What's the worst that will happen...you both end up tired and happy. I've never seen a man who was angry while he was getting a bj. true, but some women take offense when you rest your beer on top of her head while she's doing it... well i wouldn't care, if you don't mind your beer all sloshing out of your cup. waste of beer if you ask me. Well, it was toward the finish line when I slow her down to maximize the final moment...the build up if you will... Poor people do poor people things, and rich people do rich people things. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it! when you rob Paul to give to Peter ... ... ... you will always get Peters support! :Brieffromnativea: |
| D's Pet
(OP) User ID: 1236009 United States01/19/2011 04:43 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | How do you think it was discovered that beer is good for your hair? Quoting: BRIEF AND TO THE POINTThat was basically my argument too, but I just got the look...you know the look. I know the look, and make a point not to give that look. Beer is fine. Now his cigar is a different story. The good news is that, according to the Obama administration, the rich will pay for everything. The bad news is that, according to the Obama administration, you're rich. ~P. J. O'Rourke |
| BRIEF AND TO THE POINT
User ID: 381742 United States01/19/2011 04:44 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | true, but some women take offense when you rest your beer on top of her head while she's doing it... Quoting: *Jentle*And some guys take offense when we're reading a magazine behind their heads when they're doing it. Strange that! Or tracing the tattoos on her back with your finger... Poor people do poor people things, and rich people do rich people things. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it! when you rob Paul to give to Peter ... ... ... you will always get Peters support! :Brieffromnativea: |
