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J-Rico
 User ID: 1116423  United States01/21/2011 10:36 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | How do I get D to lighten up about other people seeing my breasts? Quoting: D's PetNyQuil. I don't think NyQuil will slow down a bourbon guzzling Colombian. Where can I find horse tranquilizers cheap? Horse Tranquilizers R Us Everyone dies, but not everyone lives. :moranrico::Rico::moranrico: |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1238254 United States01/21/2011 10:37 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Should I grill steaks outside tonight? They say it may rain, but it was beautiful yesterday, and should be near 70 today as well. Quoting: _Storm_You should set up the grill inside, so you can still enjoy that tasty steak whether it rains or not. Don't worry if the drapes are close to the grill, it will be like eating by candlelight, only WAY better! Redneck.  probably excessive nipple wood... So, Storm, how can a girl tell if she is a redneck? Do tell. |
| D's Pet
(OP) User ID: 791025 United States01/21/2011 10:37 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Should I grill steaks outside tonight? They say it may rain, but it was beautiful yesterday, and should be near 70 today as well. Quoting: _Storm_You should set up the grill inside, so you can still enjoy that tasty steak whether it rains or not. Don't worry if the drapes are close to the grill, it will be like eating by candlelight, only WAY better! Redneck. So, Storm, how can a girl tell if she is a redneck? Do tell. I'm a suburban housewife, how would I know? I was asking your advice on how to tell... The good news is that, according to the Obama administration, the rich will pay for everything. The bad news is that, according to the Obama administration, you're rich. ~P. J. O'Rourke |
| D's Pet
(OP) User ID: 791025 United States01/21/2011 10:38 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | How do I get D to lighten up about other people seeing my breasts? Quoting: J-RicoNyQuil. I don't think NyQuil will slow down a bourbon guzzling Colombian. Where can I find horse tranquilizers cheap? Horse Tranquilizers R Us Do they take VISA? The good news is that, according to the Obama administration, the rich will pay for everything. The bad news is that, according to the Obama administration, you're rich. ~P. J. O'Rourke |
| _Storm_
User ID: 1199093 United States01/21/2011 10:38 AM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Should I grill steaks outside tonight? They say it may rain, but it was beautiful yesterday, and should be near 70 today as well. Quoting: D's PetYou should set up the grill inside, so you can still enjoy that tasty steak whether it rains or not. Don't worry if the drapes are close to the grill, it will be like eating by candlelight, only WAY better! Redneck. So, Storm, how can a girl tell if she is a redneck? Do tell. I'm a suburban housewife, how would I know? I was asking your advice on how to tell... How the hell would I know? I'll ask the neighbors and get back with you. |
| Mr. Crabs
User ID: 1204113  Puerto Rico01/21/2011 10:39 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| D's Pet
(OP) User ID: 791025 United States01/21/2011 10:41 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | How the hell would I know? I'll ask the neighbors and get back with you. Quoting: _Storm_Do me a favor and see if they can clear up one of life's many mysteries for me. I need to know the fine nuances that separate the rednecks from the white trash. TIA! The good news is that, according to the Obama administration, the rich will pay for everything. The bad news is that, according to the Obama administration, you're rich. ~P. J. O'Rourke |
| Mr. Crabs
User ID: 1204113 Puerto Rico01/21/2011 10:41 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | How do I get D to lighten up about other people seeing my breasts? Quoting: D's PetNyQuil. I don't think NyQuil will slow down a bourbon guzzling Colombian. Where can I find horse tranquilizers cheap? Horse Tranquilizers R Us Do they take VISA? Jeez... All you women sound alike. But if at the Church they would give us some ale, And a pleasant fire our souls to regale, We'd sing and we'd pray all the live-long day, And never once wish from the Church to stray. |
| D's Pet
(OP) User ID: 791025 United States01/21/2011 10:42 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Hypothetically speaking... If I were to take your advice, would you guarantee the results? Quoting: Mr. CrabsThe only results I can guarantee is that if you do follow my advice, you have a 50/50 chance of falling down stairs onto a wire brush that you will have a hell of a time explaining to the ER doctor. The good news is that, according to the Obama administration, the rich will pay for everything. The bad news is that, according to the Obama administration, you're rich. ~P. J. O'Rourke |
| Mr. Crabs
User ID: 1204113 Puerto Rico01/21/2011 10:42 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | How the hell would I know? I'll ask the neighbors and get back with you. Quoting: D's PetDo me a favor and see if they can clear up one of life's many mysteries for me. I need to know the fine nuances that separate the rednecks from the white trash. TIA! Meth and moonshine. But if at the Church they would give us some ale, And a pleasant fire our souls to regale, We'd sing and we'd pray all the live-long day, And never once wish from the Church to stray. |
| D's Pet
(OP) User ID: 791025 United States01/21/2011 10:42 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | How do I get D to lighten up about other people seeing my breasts? Quoting: Mr. CrabsNyQuil. I don't think NyQuil will slow down a bourbon guzzling Colombian. Where can I find horse tranquilizers cheap? Horse Tranquilizers R Us Do they take VISA? Jeez... All you women sound alike. Do men use MasterCard exclusively? The good news is that, according to the Obama administration, the rich will pay for everything. The bad news is that, according to the Obama administration, you're rich. ~P. J. O'Rourke |
| D's Pet
(OP) User ID: 791025 United States01/21/2011 10:43 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | How the hell would I know? I'll ask the neighbors and get back with you. Quoting: Mr. CrabsDo me a favor and see if they can clear up one of life's many mysteries for me. I need to know the fine nuances that separate the rednecks from the white trash. TIA! Meth and moonshine. The white trash have the meth and moonshine? Or the rednecks? Is a trailer house involved? The good news is that, according to the Obama administration, the rich will pay for everything. The bad news is that, according to the Obama administration, you're rich. ~P. J. O'Rourke |
| J-Rico
User ID: 1116423 United States01/21/2011 10:43 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | How do I get D to lighten up about other people seeing my breasts? Quoting: D's PetNyQuil. I don't think NyQuil will slow down a bourbon guzzling Colombian. Where can I find horse tranquilizers cheap? Horse Tranquilizers R Us Do they take VISA? Jeez... All you women sound alike. Do men use MasterCard exclusively? Definitely not DISCOVER. Everyone dies, but not everyone lives. :moranrico::Rico::moranrico: |
| maryjaneshusband
User ID: 923145 United States01/21/2011 10:43 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| OVRANALYZE
User ID: 1033036 United States01/21/2011 10:44 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1238254 United States01/21/2011 10:45 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Mr. Crabs
User ID: 1204113 Puerto Rico01/21/2011 10:45 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Hypothetically speaking... If I were to take your advice, would you guarantee the results? Quoting: D's PetThe only results I can guarantee is that if you do follow my advice, you have a 50/50 chance of falling down stairs onto a wire brush that you will have a hell of a time explaining to the ER doctor. Fair enough then. I guess my question then is how to explain this damn wire brush when your hubby notices it gone from his basement workshop??? Do tell... But if at the Church they would give us some ale, And a pleasant fire our souls to regale, We'd sing and we'd pray all the live-long day, And never once wish from the Church to stray. |
| D's Pet
(OP) User ID: 791025 United States01/21/2011 10:45 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | is it okay to sleep with one sock on? Quoting: OVRANALYZEYes. Unless, of course, you have more than one penis. The good news is that, according to the Obama administration, the rich will pay for everything. The bad news is that, according to the Obama administration, you're rich. ~P. J. O'Rourke |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1238254 United States01/21/2011 10:46 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | How do I get D to lighten up about other people seeing my breasts? Quoting: D's PetNyQuil. I don't think NyQuil will slow down a bourbon guzzling Colombian. Where can I find horse tranquilizers cheap? Horse Tranquilizers R Us Do they take VISA? Jeez... All you women sound alike. Do men use MasterCard exclusively? I'm an amex-aholic, keeps me current. |
| D's Pet
(OP) User ID: 791025 United States01/21/2011 10:46 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Jebus! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1238254Nipple wood, D's flashy breast's's's, tongue skills, lotion, locked doors, horse tranquilizers(within reason), nyquil(ehhh), enema's(not so much)... you're bad advice seems to have some potential here... My good advice is usually a FAIL, so I went with my strengths. I'm really only good at three things, so I kind of have to wing it sometimes. The good news is that, according to the Obama administration, the rich will pay for everything. The bad news is that, according to the Obama administration, you're rich. ~P. J. O'Rourke |
| Mr. Crabs
User ID: 1204113 Puerto Rico01/21/2011 10:47 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | How the hell would I know? I'll ask the neighbors and get back with you. Quoting: D's PetDo me a favor and see if they can clear up one of life's many mysteries for me. I need to know the fine nuances that separate the rednecks from the white trash. TIA! Meth and moonshine. The white trash have the meth and moonshine? Or the rednecks? Is a trailer house involved? No no. Down here they make meth in trailers and the rednecks drink moonshine on their tailgate. But if at the Church they would give us some ale, And a pleasant fire our souls to regale, We'd sing and we'd pray all the live-long day, And never once wish from the Church to stray. |
| D's Pet
(OP) User ID: 791025 United States01/21/2011 10:48 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Hypothetically speaking... If I were to take your advice, would you guarantee the results? Quoting: Mr. CrabsThe only results I can guarantee is that if you do follow my advice, you have a 50/50 chance of falling down stairs onto a wire brush that you will have a hell of a time explaining to the ER doctor. Fair enough then. I guess my question then is how to explain this damn wire brush when your hubby notices it gone from his basement workshop??? Do tell... Easy peasy. I'll just tell him some crabby guy needed a good anal violation, and the wire brush seemed like just the right thing for the job! The good news is that, according to the Obama administration, the rich will pay for everything. The bad news is that, according to the Obama administration, you're rich. ~P. J. O'Rourke |
| grrttsgar
User ID: 1238295 United States01/21/2011 10:48 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | When will doves cry? Quoting: D's PetPrince (not michaels son) The next time you stand naked in your back yard. Next.  |
| Mr. Crabs
User ID: 1204113 Puerto Rico01/21/2011 10:49 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Jebus! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1238254Nipple wood, D's flashy breast's's's, tongue skills, lotion, locked doors, horse tranquilizers(within reason), nyquil(ehhh), enema's(not so much)... you're bad advice seems to have some potential here... She really has no net-iquette at all does she? But if at the Church they would give us some ale, And a pleasant fire our souls to regale, We'd sing and we'd pray all the live-long day, And never once wish from the Church to stray. |
| D's Pet
(OP) User ID: 791025 United States01/21/2011 10:50 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I'm an amex-aholic, keeps me current. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1238254He doesn't let me carry that nifty card. Stingy old goat, isn't he? I need some advice on that, too. How do I get my husband to hand over the black card for a shopping spree? The good news is that, according to the Obama administration, the rich will pay for everything. The bad news is that, according to the Obama administration, you're rich. ~P. J. O'Rourke |
| J-Rico
User ID: 1116423 United States01/21/2011 10:51 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I'm an amex-aholic, keeps me current. Quoting: D's PetHe doesn't let me carry that nifty card. Stingy old goat, isn't he? I need some advice on that, too. How do I get my husband to hand over the black card for a shopping spree? NyQuil. Everyone dies, but not everyone lives. :moranrico::Rico::moranrico: |
| D's Pet
(OP) User ID: 791025 United States01/21/2011 10:53 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Jebus! Quoting: Mr. CrabsNipple wood, D's flashy breast's's's, tongue skills, lotion, locked doors, horse tranquilizers(within reason), nyquil(ehhh), enema's(not so much)... you're bad advice seems to have some potential here... She really has no net-iquette at all does she?  The good news is that, according to the Obama administration, the rich will pay for everything. The bad news is that, according to the Obama administration, you're rich. ~P. J. O'Rourke |
| D's Pet
(OP) User ID: 791025 United States01/21/2011 10:53 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I'm an amex-aholic, keeps me current. Quoting: J-RicoHe doesn't let me carry that nifty card. Stingy old goat, isn't he? I need some advice on that, too. How do I get my husband to hand over the black card for a shopping spree? NyQuil. Do you own stock in Vick's? The good news is that, according to the Obama administration, the rich will pay for everything. The bad news is that, according to the Obama administration, you're rich. ~P. J. O'Rourke |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1238254 United States01/21/2011 10:54 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Jebus! Quoting: D's PetNipple wood, D's flashy breast's's's, tongue skills, lotion, locked doors, horse tranquilizers(within reason), nyquil(ehhh), enema's(not so much)... you're bad advice seems to have some potential here... My good advice is usually a FAIL, so I went with my strengths. I'm really only good at three things, so I kind of have to wing it sometimes. Hell, throw in some Tumbler Ale and I'm TherE! PAr-Tay TiMe! |
| D's Pet
(OP) User ID: 791025 United States01/21/2011 10:55 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Jebus! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1238254Nipple wood, D's flashy breast's's's, tongue skills, lotion, locked doors, horse tranquilizers(within reason), nyquil(ehhh), enema's(not so much)... you're bad advice seems to have some potential here... My good advice is usually a FAIL, so I went with my strengths. I'm really only good at three things, so I kind of have to wing it sometimes. Hell, throw in some Tumbler Ale and I'm TherE! PAr-Tay TiMe!  The good news is that, according to the Obama administration, the rich will pay for everything. The bad news is that, according to the Obama administration, you're rich. ~P. J. O'Rourke |
