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J-Rico
 User ID: 1116423  United States01/21/2011 10:55 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I'm an amex-aholic, keeps me current. Quoting: D's PetHe doesn't let me carry that nifty card. Stingy old goat, isn't he? I need some advice on that, too. How do I get my husband to hand over the black card for a shopping spree? NyQuil. Do you own stock in Vick's? I've heard from many parents that NyQuil works wonders on their children, so I figured I'd go with what I've heard. Everyone dies, but not everyone lives. :moranrico::Rico::moranrico: |
| Mr. Crabs
User ID: 1204113  Puerto Rico01/21/2011 10:57 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I'm an amex-aholic, keeps me current. Quoting: D's PetHe doesn't let me carry that nifty card. Stingy old goat, isn't he? I need some advice on that, too. How do I get my husband to hand over the black card for a shopping spree? I don't know but if you do, I recommend the Mall of America. When is the last time you seen an Oakley store open? But if at the Church they would give us some ale, And a pleasant fire our souls to regale, We'd sing and we'd pray all the live-long day, And never once wish from the Church to stray. |
| D's Pet
(OP) User ID: 791025 United States01/21/2011 10:57 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I'm an amex-aholic, keeps me current. Quoting: J-RicoHe doesn't let me carry that nifty card. Stingy old goat, isn't he? I need some advice on that, too. How do I get my husband to hand over the black card for a shopping spree? NyQuil. Do you own stock in Vick's? I've heard from many parents that NyQuil works wonders on their children, so I figured I'd go with what I've heard. LOL, I'd think it'd be much easier to drug a kid than a grown man. Maybe I need to look into a dart gun. Hmmm.... The good news is that, according to the Obama administration, the rich will pay for everything. The bad news is that, according to the Obama administration, you're rich. ~P. J. O'Rourke |
| D's Pet
(OP) User ID: 791025 United States01/21/2011 10:58 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I'm an amex-aholic, keeps me current. Quoting: Mr. CrabsHe doesn't let me carry that nifty card. Stingy old goat, isn't he? I need some advice on that, too. How do I get my husband to hand over the black card for a shopping spree? I don't know but if you do, I recommend the Mall of America. When is the last time you seen an Oakley store open? Isn't that in some god forsaken snow covered state? The good news is that, according to the Obama administration, the rich will pay for everything. The bad news is that, according to the Obama administration, you're rich. ~P. J. O'Rourke |
| OVRANALYZE
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| Mr. Crabs
User ID: 1204113 Puerto Rico01/21/2011 11:00 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I'm an amex-aholic, keeps me current. Quoting: J-RicoHe doesn't let me carry that nifty card. Stingy old goat, isn't he? I need some advice on that, too. How do I get my husband to hand over the black card for a shopping spree? NyQuil. Do you own stock in Vick's? I've heard from many parents that NyQuil works wonders on their children, so I figured I'd go with what I've heard. When I was enlisted, sometimes it was hard to get things. Certain vices... Sooo, Nyquill became the new Jack Daniels Last Edited by Rusty's Sickness on 01/21/2011 11:03 AM But if at the Church they would give us some ale, And a pleasant fire our souls to regale, We'd sing and we'd pray all the live-long day, And never once wish from the Church to stray. |
| J-Rico
User ID: 1116423 United States01/21/2011 11:00 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I'm an amex-aholic, keeps me current. Quoting: D's PetHe doesn't let me carry that nifty card. Stingy old goat, isn't he? I need some advice on that, too. How do I get my husband to hand over the black card for a shopping spree? NyQuil. Do you own stock in Vick's? I've heard from many parents that NyQuil works wonders on their children, so I figured I'd go with what I've heard. LOL, I'd think it'd be much easier to drug a kid than a grown man. Maybe I need to look into a dart gun. Hmmm.... Dart gun with NyQuil laced tip. Everyone dies, but not everyone lives. :moranrico::Rico::moranrico: |
| Mr. Crabs
User ID: 1204113 Puerto Rico01/21/2011 11:01 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | is it okay to sleep with one sock on? Quoting: OVRANALYZEYes. Unless, of course, you have more than one penis. lol well there is the detachable penis There goes the net-iquette again. But if at the Church they would give us some ale, And a pleasant fire our souls to regale, We'd sing and we'd pray all the live-long day, And never once wish from the Church to stray. |
| J-Rico
User ID: 1116423 United States01/21/2011 11:02 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I'm an amex-aholic, keeps me current. Quoting: Mr. CrabsHe doesn't let me carry that nifty card. Stingy old goat, isn't he? I need some advice on that, too. How do I get my husband to hand over the black card for a shopping spree? NyQuil. Do you own stock in Vick's? I've heard from many parents that NyQuil works wonders on their children, so I figured I'd go with what I've heard. When I was fighting, sometimes it was hard to get things. Certain vices... Sooo, Nyquill became the new Jack Daniels I don't think I could ever say NyQuil became the new Jack Daniels without hanging my head in shame... but, you had no choice, so you are good in my book. Everyone dies, but not everyone lives. :moranrico::Rico::moranrico: |
| Maguyver
User ID: 808852 United States01/21/2011 11:09 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I need a sexy choker for my wife. What do you suggest? Leather? Silver? No diamonds, no studs. Your advice? (well worth a buck!)  Adversity is inevitable, misery is optional. Do or do not. There is no try. "The enemy will never attack where you are strongest...He will attack where you are weakest. If you do not know your weakest point, be certain, your enemy will." Sun Tzu |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1238316  Canada01/21/2011 11:11 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Dear Doctor Hawt, Quoting: D's PetEverytime I go into a tavern to relieve my weary soul by drowning it in alcohol there is a woman that works there as a waitress that seems to pay attention to me. When my glass is empty she immediately asks me if I'd like another. She smiles and rubs up against me a lttle and when I have had my fill and am ready to move into the next stage which is sobbing alone into my pillow while I thumb through the lingerie section of the JC Penneys catalog, I take my leave but not before I bestow upon her a large gratuity. I think she likes me. What should I do? PS: My mom says I'm handsome signed, They're Turning Blue You should leave the bar before she gets off of work and go to her house, and wait quietly in the dark of her bedroom to surprise her. Women LOVE surprises. Shoot, you will probably make her so happy she will SCREAM!   |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1238254 United States01/21/2011 11:12 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
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| Maguyver
User ID: 808852 United States01/21/2011 11:16 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I need a sexy choker for my wife. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1238254What do you suggest? Leather? Silver? No diamonds, no studs. Your advice? (well worth a buck!) pearl necklace... She would NEVER be so wasteful....  Adversity is inevitable, misery is optional. Do or do not. There is no try. "The enemy will never attack where you are strongest...He will attack where you are weakest. If you do not know your weakest point, be certain, your enemy will." Sun Tzu |
| D's Pet
(OP) User ID: 791025 United States01/21/2011 11:24 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I need a sexy choker for my wife. Quoting: MaguyverWhat do you suggest? Leather? Silver? No diamonds, no studs. Your advice? (well worth a buck!) Just choker with your belt. She'll be happy. The good news is that, according to the Obama administration, the rich will pay for everything. The bad news is that, according to the Obama administration, you're rich. ~P. J. O'Rourke |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1238254 United States01/21/2011 11:26 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1238254 United States01/21/2011 11:27 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I need a sexy choker for my wife. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1238254What do you suggest? Leather? Silver? No diamonds, no studs. Your advice? (well worth a buck!) Just choker with your belt. She'll be happy. I'm meeting the wrong chicks, seriously! I mean I thought pearl necklaces were pushing boundaries...  |
| Mr. Crabs
User ID: 1204113 Puerto Rico01/21/2011 11:29 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I need a sexy choker for my wife. Quoting: D's PetWhat do you suggest? Leather? Silver? No diamonds, no studs. Your advice? (well worth a buck!) Just choker with your belt. She'll be happy. funny But if at the Church they would give us some ale, And a pleasant fire our souls to regale, We'd sing and we'd pray all the live-long day, And never once wish from the Church to stray. |
| Maguyver
User ID: 1238557 United States01/21/2011 03:12 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I need a sexy choker for my wife. Quoting: D's PetWhat do you suggest? Leather? Silver? No diamonds, no studs. Your advice? (well worth a buck!) Just choker with your belt. She'll be happy. That works in private, pretty well, too. We'd get stares if I take her out to dinner led by my belt, though. Something a little more discrete, I think. :~) Adversity is inevitable, misery is optional. Do or do not. There is no try. "The enemy will never attack where you are strongest...He will attack where you are weakest. If you do not know your weakest point, be certain, your enemy will." Sun Tzu |
| D's Pet
(OP) User ID: 1238645 United States01/21/2011 04:59 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Just choker with your belt. She'll be happy. Quoting: MaguyverThat works in private, pretty well, too. We'd get stares if I take her out to dinner led by my belt, though. Something a little more discrete, I think. :~) I see. Well, I am fond of stainless steel myself, and you can jewels inlaid in an eternity collar if you like. My favorite choker, his matching ring:  The good news is that, according to the Obama administration, the rich will pay for everything. The bad news is that, according to the Obama administration, you're rich. ~P. J. O'Rourke |
| D's Pet
(OP) User ID: 1238645 United States01/21/2011 05:05 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I need a sexy choker for my wife. Quoting: MaguyverWhat do you suggest? Leather? Silver? No diamonds, no studs. Your advice? (well worth a buck!) pearl necklace... She would NEVER be so wasteful....  The good news is that, according to the Obama administration, the rich will pay for everything. The bad news is that, according to the Obama administration, you're rich. ~P. J. O'Rourke |
| Maguyver
User ID: 808852 United States01/21/2011 05:22 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Just choker with your belt. She'll be happy. Quoting: D's PetThat works in private, pretty well, too. We'd get stares if I take her out to dinner led by my belt, though. Something a little more discrete, I think. :~) I see. Well, I am fond of stainless steel myself, and you can jewels inlaid in an eternity collar if you like. My favorite choker, his matching ring: OOOOHH! NICE! I knew you'd come through! THX!! Adversity is inevitable, misery is optional. Do or do not. There is no try. "The enemy will never attack where you are strongest...He will attack where you are weakest. If you do not know your weakest point, be certain, your enemy will." Sun Tzu |
| D's Pet
(OP) User ID: 1238645 United States01/21/2011 05:23 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | OOOOHH! NICE! Quoting: MaguyverI knew you'd come through! THX!! Check your PMs. I sent a pic of a friend's collar. It's an eternity collar with red stones inlaid. The good news is that, according to the Obama administration, the rich will pay for everything. The bad news is that, according to the Obama administration, you're rich. ~P. J. O'Rourke |
| D's Pet
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| StoneColdJebus
User ID: 982910 United States01/21/2011 07:38 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | In contrast to the "Free Advice, Ask Juni" thread, I introduce: Quoting: D's PetBad Advice, $1. The doctor is in...competent. Ask your questions here and receive answers from a panel of smartasses, morans and mental hospital escapees. Get your answer, follow the advice, and leave your dollar in the jar on your way back to the forum. Rules: No giving actual good advice or taking yourself seriously. All right, GLP'ers. Ask away! I have trouble forming good mental imagery sufficient for masturbation. I need a hot image. Can you help? |
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| StoneColdJebus
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| D's Pet
(OP) User ID: 1238858 United States01/21/2011 08:49 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | In contrast to the "Free Advice, Ask Juni" thread, I introduce: Quoting: StoneColdJebusBad Advice, $1. The doctor is in...competent. Ask your questions here and receive answers from a panel of smartasses, morans and mental hospital escapees. Get your answer, follow the advice, and leave your dollar in the jar on your way back to the forum. Rules: No giving actual good advice or taking yourself seriously. All right, GLP'ers. Ask away! I have trouble forming good mental imagery sufficient for masturbation. I need a hot image. Can you help? Why surely.  The good news is that, according to the Obama administration, the rich will pay for everything. The bad news is that, according to the Obama administration, you're rich. ~P. J. O'Rourke |
