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Bad Advice, $1.

 
D's Pet  (OP)

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What should I make for dinner to appease a man who is this close to angry?


You tell him get pizza. Goddamnit you're needed here!
 Quoting: StoneColdJebus


LOL, now THAT is some great bad advice!
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What should I make for dinner to appease a man who is this close to angry?
 Quoting: D's Pet


Something vegetarian.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 926633

Now thats bad advice
But if at the Church they would give us some ale,
And a pleasant fire our souls to regale,
We'd sing and we'd pray all the live-long day,
And never once wish from the Church to stray.
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Lucy charges 5 cents and it works for Charlie Brown.
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hahahahha omfg that made me spit my coffee

best response this morning !!
political correctness is a doctrine.... fostered by a delusional, illogical minority...... and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media; which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.
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Lucy charges 5 cents and it works for Charlie Brown.
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hahahahha omfg that made me spit my coffee

best response this morning !!
 Quoting: Phennommennonn


Well, it's inflation, you know.
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01/24/2011 10:45 AM
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Check your PMs. I sent a pic of a friend's collar. It's an eternity collar with red stones inlaid.
 Quoting: D's Pet


Thanks for the pics! Found a SS 3/8" flat band with a discrete latch so you can't see the locking mechanism. It's very subdued. (I just needed to know what this type of collar is called so I could search) I took that to a silversmith to have it copied in silver and inlaid with onyx. Can't wait! Will be a few weeks....

Back to the topic so I don't totally hyjack your thread...!

Need more bad advice...Lunch:

What do you suggest?

cheers
Adversity is inevitable, misery is optional.

Do or do not. There is no try.

"The enemy will never attack where you are strongest...He will attack where you are weakest. If you do not know your weakest point, be certain, your enemy will." Sun Tzu
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Check your PMs. I sent a pic of a friend's collar. It's an eternity collar with red stones inlaid.
 Quoting: D's Pet


Thanks for the pics! Found a SS 3/8" flat band with a discrete latch so you can't see the locking mechanism. It's very subdued. (I just needed to know what this type of collar is called so I could search) I took that to a silversmith to have it copied in silver and inlaid with onyx. Can't wait! Will be a few weeks....

Back to the topic so I don't totally hyjack your thread...!

Need more bad advice...Lunch:

What do you suggest?

cheers
 Quoting: Maguyver


Sounds very pretty. Since you got the flat band, did you get the neoprene lining?
The good news is that, according to the Obama administration, the rich will pay for everything. The bad news is that, according to the Obama administration, you're rich.
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JohnySqrwiel
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01/25/2011 09:38 PM
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one question : wtf does your avatar mean , you want to save the word by your pussy or something like this??? , some kinf of messianism ? wtf does it mean?
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i chuj wielkiego mohana północy znalazł się dokładnie nad jej głową , ciepła sperma oblewała plecy , tym podobne bla bla bla co nie?
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one question : wtf does your avatar mean , you want to save the word by your pussy or something like this??? , some kinf of messianism ? wtf does it mean?
 Quoting: JohnySqrwiel 1243606


Hurry along, sweetie, you're late for your ESL class.

grammarbeatdown
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~P. J. O'Rourke
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Sounds very pretty. Since you got the flat band, did you get the neoprene lining?
 Quoting: D's Pet


See...I need your advice! I haven't thought of that. That would make it much more comfortable because it is sized fairly close. Should be easy enough to add a thin piece and black to match the onyx.

The original was a cheapie I got as a pattern to start with. It was just the band.

Thanks!
Adversity is inevitable, misery is optional.

Do or do not. There is no try.

"The enemy will never attack where you are strongest...He will attack where you are weakest. If you do not know your weakest point, be certain, your enemy will." Sun Tzu
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one question : wtf does your avatar mean , you want to save the word by your pussy or something like this??? , some kinf of messianism ? wtf does it mean?
 Quoting: JohnySqrwiel 1243606

If you had a rabbits hole, you would know...
But if at the Church they would give us some ale,
And a pleasant fire our souls to regale,
We'd sing and we'd pray all the live-long day,
And never once wish from the Church to stray.
D's Pet  (OP)

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Sounds very pretty. Since you got the flat band, did you get the neoprene lining?
 Quoting: D's Pet


See...I need your advice! I haven't thought of that. That would make it much more comfortable because it is sized fairly close. Should be easy enough to add a thin piece and black to match the onyx.

The original was a cheapie I got as a pattern to start with. It was just the band.

Thanks!
 Quoting: Maguyver


Actually, I think the neoprene is not good if it's going to be permanant. It kind of degrades and you never really feel it's clean.

If it's going to be taken on and off, though, it's probably fine and more comfortable long term.

As for close fit, that's actually better for long term. I find that the collar will dig into my collar bone when I'm sleeping if it has too much play.
The good news is that, according to the Obama administration, the rich will pay for everything. The bad news is that, according to the Obama administration, you're rich.
~P. J. O'Rourke
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one question : wtf does your avatar mean , you want to save the word by your pussy or something like this??? , some kinf of messianism ? wtf does it mean?
 Quoting: JohnySqrwiel 1243606

If you had a rabbits hole, you would know...
 Quoting: This Guy


Heh. You can't explain submission to most people.
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~P. J. O'Rourke
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You have the best avatars, D's Pet! I really like the latest one. hf
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You have the best avatars, D's Pet! I really like the latest one. hf
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 926633

I thought I had the best avatar's. Fuck you guys, I'm going home!!!
But if at the Church they would give us some ale,
And a pleasant fire our souls to regale,
We'd sing and we'd pray all the live-long day,
And never once wish from the Church to stray.
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You have the best avatars, D's Pet! I really like the latest one. hf
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 926633

I thought I had the best avatar's. Fuck you guys, I'm going home!!!
 Quoting: Becca Winegar



cruise I don't even want to know what's going on in that avatar of yours!
Johny777
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one question : wtf does your avatar mean , you want to save the word by your pussy or something like this??? , some kinf of messianism ? wtf does it mean?
 Quoting: JohnySqrwiel 1243606


Hurry along, sweetie, you're late for your ESL class.

:grammarbeatdown:
 Quoting: D's Pet




laugh


have you ever heard about basic instinct of relieving conflicts? It supposedly works if we are talking about relations between baboons.
That's why some people are calling me: Darwin , sweetie
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one question : wtf does your avatar mean , you want to save the word by your pussy or something like this??? , some kinf of messianism ? wtf does it mean?
 Quoting: JohnySqrwiel 1243606


Hurry along, sweetie, you're late for your ESL class.

grammarbeatdown
 Quoting: D's Pet




laugh


have you ever heard about basic instinct of relieving conflicts? It supposedly works if we are talking about relations between baboons.
That's why some people are calling me: Darwin , sweetie
 Quoting: Johny777 1243606


I know there's a joke in here somewhere, but I'm trying to be a kinder, gentler person today.
The good news is that, according to the Obama administration, the rich will pay for everything. The bad news is that, according to the Obama administration, you're rich.
~P. J. O'Rourke
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one question : wtf does your avatar mean , you want to save the word by your pussy or something like this??? , some kinf of messianism ? wtf does it mean?
 Quoting: JohnySqrwiel 1243606


Hurry along, sweetie, you're late for your ESL class.

:grammarbeatdown:
 Quoting: D's Pet




laugh


have you ever heard about basic instinct of relieving conflicts? It supposedly works if we are talking about relations between baboons.
That's why some people are calling me: Darwin , sweetie
 Quoting: Johny777 1243606


I know there's a joke in here somewhere, but I'm trying to be a kinder, gentler person today.
 Quoting: D's Pet


wal sie
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I think you should treat your fucked head
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I think you should treat your fucked head
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Thank you for your astute observations. Which treatment is it that you would recommened?
The good news is that, according to the Obama administration, the rich will pay for everything. The bad news is that, according to the Obama administration, you're rich.
~P. J. O'Rourke
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I think you should treat your fucked head
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Thank you for your astute observations. Which treatment is it that you would recommened?
 Quoting: D's Pet

Ball tie
Breast bondage
Crotch rope
Elbow bondage
Frogtie
G-string tie
Head bondage
Hogtie bondage
Lotus tie
Over-arm tie
Reverse prayer position
Rope harness
Savage fold
Shrimp tie, also known as ebi tie or prawn tie
Spreadeagle

Any of the above can be considered a satisfactory teaching method.
But if at the Church they would give us some ale,
And a pleasant fire our souls to regale,
We'd sing and we'd pray all the live-long day,
And never once wish from the Church to stray.
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I think you should treat your fucked head
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Thank you for your astute observations. Which treatment is it that you would recommened?
 Quoting: D's Pet


divorce
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I think you should treat your fucked head
 Quoting: Johny777 1245790


Thank you for your astute observations. Which treatment is it that you would recommened?
 Quoting: D's Pet


divorce
 Quoting: Johny777 1245790


Not an option. But thank you for your thoughtful response.
The good news is that, according to the Obama administration, the rich will pay for everything. The bad news is that, according to the Obama administration, you're rich.
~P. J. O'Rourke
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I think you should treat your fucked head
 Quoting: Johny777 1245790


Thank you for your astute observations. Which treatment is it that you would recommened?
 Quoting: D's Pet


divorce
 Quoting: Johny777 1245790


Not an option. But thank you for your thoughtful response.
 Quoting: D's Pet


think about future ,
what about children - have you got one at least?
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So how do I get rid of moles on the farm here?

Better yet, is there a market for moles?
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Thank you for your astute observations. Which treatment is it that you would recommened?
 Quoting: D's Pet


divorce
 Quoting: Johny777 1245790


Not an option. But thank you for your thoughtful response.
 Quoting: D's Pet


think about future ,
what about children - have you got one at least?
 Quoting: Johny777 1245790


We have two very happy children, thanks. Almost grown, in good universities.
The good news is that, according to the Obama administration, the rich will pay for everything. The bad news is that, according to the Obama administration, you're rich.
~P. J. O'Rourke
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So how do I get rid of moles on the farm here?

Better yet, is there a market for moles?
 Quoting: ashesand sackcloth


Cover the whole place with concerete and open a racetrack. No shortage of NASCAR fans in most parts of the countries with farms.
The good news is that, according to the Obama administration, the rich will pay for everything. The bad news is that, according to the Obama administration, you're rich.
~P. J. O'Rourke
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divorce
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Not an option. But thank you for your thoughtful response.
 Quoting: D's Pet


think about future ,
what about children - have you got one at least?
 Quoting: Johny777 1245790


We have two very happy children, thanks. Almost grown, in good universities.
 Quoting: D's Pet

do they like when mother is playing a bitch?
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Not an option. But thank you for your thoughtful response.
 Quoting: D's Pet


think about future ,
what about children - have you got one at least?
 Quoting: Johny777 1245790


We have two very happy children, thanks. Almost grown, in good universities.
 Quoting: D's Pet

do they like when mother is playing a bitch?
 Quoting: Johny777 1245790


What I find disrespectful isn't his treatment of me, but your assertion that I should want something different.
The good news is that, according to the Obama administration, the rich will pay for everything. The bad news is that, according to the Obama administration, you're rich.
~P. J. O'Rourke





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