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gamerprincess81
(OP) User ID: 1033168  United States01/23/2011 06:26 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Alright i have a question ,Are guys who obsess over anal sex with a woman, really closet homos? Quoting: TrenchI suppose if they practiced anal exclusively, one could read something into that. But otherwise, I think it's no different than saying a man who likes a good blowjob is a homosexual. bwahaha!!! that was fucking hillarious!!! :gp81: "Staring down the hole again. Hands upon my back again. Survival is my only friend. Terrified of what may come.." PS3- PollyPlssyPants XBL- gamerprincss420 |
| Opeth
User ID: 1113610 United States01/23/2011 06:26 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ok for example, she tells me she doesn't masturbate, and I really would enjoy watching her warm up in front of me....i just feel like she would understand more about what she likes if she would learn to play with herself. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1240910Ahhh, okay. Sounds like she just isn't that comfortable with you yet. How long have you been in this relationship? Sometimes the good stuff takes time if a chick is uptight. The longevity matters because if it's new, you might just have to be a little patient. If she's open minded, I recommend you get her a girlie basket, some toys, massage oils, things of that nature. Get a few cocktails in her, make a thing of it. Sometimes it just takes a bit of gentle probing. Most of all be sure you're doing your part too. She needs to know how much this will turn you on and how appreciative you will be....  "Today young men on acid realized all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration... that we are all one conciousness experiencing ourselves subjectively. There is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves. ...Here's Tom with the weather" :Opeth-1: |
| Opeth
User ID: 1113610 United States01/23/2011 06:27 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | This tells me you are too lazy to ask what she wants. Quoting: Babe in a BunkerYeah, that would seriously help. He needs to find out what makes her tick and what turns her on. Also, if he were proficient at oral, she'd probably be more open to giving a show. It's a give & take for sure. Last Edited by Opeth on 01/23/2011 06:27 PM "Today young men on acid realized all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration... that we are all one conciousness experiencing ourselves subjectively. There is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves. ...Here's Tom with the weather" :Opeth-1: |
| * Azul *
User ID: 1127821 United States01/23/2011 06:28 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Alright i have a question ,Are guys who obsess over anal sex with a woman, really closet homos? Quoting: Trenchi can't answer this one. i've only been with one person my whole life. i've experimented, but it's not a favorite of either one of us. :OMFGZombie: ~i categorically deny all accusations~ |
| Opeth
User ID: 1113610 United States01/23/2011 06:28 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | LSD, Valium and a vibrator. If you cant make a woman hit the ceiling after that, give up. Quoting: AtheistSex on LSD.......... NO FUCKING WAY DUDE. LMAO... I'd be too busy conversing with the furniture....  "Today young men on acid realized all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration... that we are all one conciousness experiencing ourselves subjectively. There is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves. ...Here's Tom with the weather" :Opeth-1: |
| D's Pet
User ID: 1240797 United States01/23/2011 06:29 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | LSD, Valium and a vibrator. If you cant make a woman hit the ceiling after that, give up. Quoting: AtheistSex on LSD.......... NO FUCKING WAY DUDE. LMAO... I'd be too busy conversing with the furniture.... Or talking to one of the six peens suddenly appearing to be growing out of his skull. The good news is that, according to the Obama administration, the rich will pay for everything. The bad news is that, according to the Obama administration, you're rich. ~P. J. O'Rourke |
| Opeth
User ID: 1113610 United States01/23/2011 06:31 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Or talking to one of the six peens suddenly appearing to be growing out of his skull. Quoting: D's Pet or that! "Today young men on acid realized all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration... that we are all one conciousness experiencing ourselves subjectively. There is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves. ...Here's Tom with the weather" :Opeth-1: |
| gamerprincess81
(OP) User ID: 1033168 United States01/23/2011 06:32 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ok for example, she tells me she doesn't masturbate, and I really would enjoy watching her warm up in front of me....i just feel like she would understand more about what she likes if she would learn to play with herself. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1240910Ahhh, okay. Sounds like she just isn't that comfortable with you yet. How long have you been in this relationship? Sometimes the good stuff takes time if a chick is uptight. The longevity matters because if it's new, you might just have to be a little patient. If she's open minded, I recommend you get her a girlie basket, some toys, massage oils, things of that nature. Get a few cocktails in her, make a thing of it. Sometimes it just takes a bit of gentle probing. Most of all be sure you're doing your part too. She needs to know how much this will turn you on and how appreciative you will be.... You know whats up! You have the art of seduction down, missy! :gp81: "Staring down the hole again. Hands upon my back again. Survival is my only friend. Terrified of what may come.." PS3- PollyPlssyPants XBL- gamerprincss420 |
| D's Pet
User ID: 1240797 United States01/23/2011 06:33 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: moondustI doubt it. Most guys that like anal wouldn't think of having toys in their own butts, let alone anything else, including a finger. You heard wrong. D loves women, every part of them. His morning bj's, languid sex on lazy afternoons, or anal when he's feeling aggresive. He has never shown interest in men, but boy howdy, he loves women. True. I never really equated it to dominance, but rather to aggression and violence. Anal intercourse tends to be one of those things that happen when he has his sadistic thing going. He wants someone to cry, and it's kind of means to an end. He's definitely wired differently than the average man. The good news is that, according to the Obama administration, the rich will pay for everything. The bad news is that, according to the Obama administration, you're rich. ~P. J. O'Rourke |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1240940  Canada01/23/2011 06:33 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | LSD, Valium and a vibrator. If you cant make a woman hit the ceiling after that, give up. Quoting: AtheistSex on LSD.......... NO FUCKING WAY DUDE. LMAO... I'd be too busy conversing with the furniture.... i tried it once....i kept saying to her....are you sure its in the right hole?  |
| gamerprincess81
(OP) User ID: 1033168 United States01/23/2011 06:34 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | LSD, Valium and a vibrator. If you cant make a woman hit the ceiling after that, give up. Quoting: AtheistSex on LSD.......... NO FUCKING WAY DUDE. LMAO... I'd be too busy conversing with the furniture.... Or talking to one of the six peens suddenly appearing to be growing out of his skull. had sex on shrooms a couple of times. an incredibly beautiful, bonding experience. never saw multiple peens, haha, but then again i've never had sex on actual LSD either. :gp81: "Staring down the hole again. Hands upon my back again. Survival is my only friend. Terrified of what may come.." PS3- PollyPlssyPants XBL- gamerprincss420 |
| Opeth
User ID: 1113610 United States01/23/2011 06:37 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Ahhh, okay. Sounds like she just isn't that comfortable with you yet. How long have you been in this relationship? Sometimes the good stuff takes time if a chick is uptight. The longevity matters because if it's new, you might just have to be a little patient. Quoting: gamerprincess81If she's open minded, I recommend you get her a girlie basket, some toys, massage oils, things of that nature. Get a few cocktails in her, make a thing of it. Sometimes it just takes a bit of gentle probing. Most of all be sure you're doing your part too. She needs to know how much this will turn you on and how appreciative you will be.... You know whats up! You have the art of seduction down, missy! Who me? Don't start revealing my secrets now!    "Today young men on acid realized all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration... that we are all one conciousness experiencing ourselves subjectively. There is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves. ...Here's Tom with the weather" :Opeth-1: |
| gamerprincess81
(OP) User ID: 1033168 United States01/23/2011 06:37 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Ahhh, okay. Sounds like she just isn't that comfortable with you yet. How long have you been in this relationship? Sometimes the good stuff takes time if a chick is uptight. The longevity matters because if it's new, you might just have to be a little patient. Quoting: gamerprincess81If she's open minded, I recommend you get her a girlie basket, some toys, massage oils, things of that nature. Get a few cocktails in her, make a thing of it. Sometimes it just takes a bit of gentle probing. Most of all be sure you're doing your part too. She needs to know how much this will turn you on and how appreciative you will be.... You know whats up! You have the art of seduction down, missy! Who me? Don't start revealing my secrets now! Yes, mistress! :gp81: "Staring down the hole again. Hands upon my back again. Survival is my only friend. Terrified of what may come.." PS3- PollyPlssyPants XBL- gamerprincss420 |
| D's Pet
User ID: 1240797 United States01/23/2011 06:37 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | LSD, Valium and a vibrator. If you cant make a woman hit the ceiling after that, give up. Quoting: AtheistSex on LSD.......... NO FUCKING WAY DUDE. LMAO... I'd be too busy conversing with the furniture.... Or talking to one of the six peens suddenly appearing to be growing out of his skull. had sex on shrooms a couple of times. an incredibly beautiful, bonding experience. never saw multiple peens, haha, but then again i've never had sex on actual LSD either. I'm ashamed to admit that at my ripe old age, I've never done any drugs. A third glass of wine has me all giggly. Makes me wonder sometimes...sex on drugs, mixed with the adrenalin and endorphins...could be interesting. The good news is that, according to the Obama administration, the rich will pay for everything. The bad news is that, according to the Obama administration, you're rich. ~P. J. O'Rourke |
| theDtrain
User ID: 1200477 United States01/23/2011 06:38 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | only ever did it extremely high- never on psychs To say i giggled alot at the beginning is an understatement Last Edited by theDtrain on 01/23/2011 06:39 PM Facts are stubborn things; and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, the dictates of our passions, they cannot alter the state of facts and evidence." We can never shed our sins and regrets, only accumulate more, a burden that we grow and carry until our deaths. The best we can do is learn to live with ourselves, to accommodate our pasts |
| Opeth
User ID: 1113610 United States01/23/2011 06:39 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | i tried it once....i kept saying to her....are you sure its in the right hole? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1240940Yeah, I'm in love with the universe when I trip but it's been a VERY long time and I will likely never do it again... the most I've ever done sexually on a psychedelic is kiss and I didn't like it at all...all these weird butterflies started flying out of his mouth and around his head. lol.... "Today young men on acid realized all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration... that we are all one conciousness experiencing ourselves subjectively. There is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves. ...Here's Tom with the weather" :Opeth-1: |
| Chopsley
User ID: 1168389  Puerto Rico01/23/2011 06:40 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Quoting:__D's Pet I'd like to invoke my 5th amendment right now... "I'm ashamed to admit that at my ripe old age, I've never done any drugs. A third glass of wine has me all giggly. Makes me wonder sometimes...sex on drugs, mixed with the adrenalin and endorphins...could be interesting." Last Edited by Rusty's Sickness on 01/23/2011 06:41 PM But if at the Church they would give us some ale, And a pleasant fire our souls to regale, We'd sing and we'd pray all the live-long day, And never once wish from the Church to stray. |
| Opeth
User ID: 1113610 United States01/23/2011 06:40 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Who me? Quoting: gamerprincess81Don't start revealing my secrets now! Yes, mistress! Rawr! I like it!   "Today young men on acid realized all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration... that we are all one conciousness experiencing ourselves subjectively. There is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves. ...Here's Tom with the weather" :Opeth-1: |
| D's Pet
User ID: 1240797 United States01/23/2011 06:40 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | only ever did it extremely high- never on psychs Quoting: theDtrainTo say i giggled alot at the beginning is an understatement The only way I ever get gigglesex is when he starts to tickling me. Which is what leads to me running, which leads to things like the kitchen table incident. The good news is that, according to the Obama administration, the rich will pay for everything. The bad news is that, according to the Obama administration, you're rich. ~P. J. O'Rourke |
| gamerprincess81
(OP) User ID: 1033168 United States01/23/2011 06:40 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | only ever did it extremely high- never on psychs Quoting: theDtrainTo say i giggled alot at the beginning is an understatement The only way I ever get gigglesex is when he starts to tickling me. Which is what leads to me running, which leads to things like the kitchen table incident. LOL, the mental images!! :gp81: "Staring down the hole again. Hands upon my back again. Survival is my only friend. Terrified of what may come.." PS3- PollyPlssyPants XBL- gamerprincss420 |
| theDtrain
User ID: 1200477 United States01/23/2011 06:42 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | only ever did it extremely high- never on psychs Quoting: theDtrainTo say i giggled alot at the beginning is an understatement The only way I ever get gigglesex is when he starts to tickling me. Which is what leads to me running, which leads to things like the kitchen table incident. everything tickles when high. Facts are stubborn things; and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, the dictates of our passions, they cannot alter the state of facts and evidence." We can never shed our sins and regrets, only accumulate more, a burden that we grow and carry until our deaths. The best we can do is learn to live with ourselves, to accommodate our pasts |
| gamerprincess81
(OP) User ID: 1033168 United States01/23/2011 06:42 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: OpethSex on LSD.......... NO FUCKING WAY DUDE. LMAO... I'd be too busy conversing with the furniture.... Or talking to one of the six peens suddenly appearing to be growing out of his skull. had sex on shrooms a couple of times. an incredibly beautiful, bonding experience. never saw multiple peens, haha, but then again i've never had sex on actual LSD either. I'm ashamed to admit that at my ripe old age, I've never done any drugs. A third glass of wine has me all giggly. Makes me wonder sometimes...sex on drugs, mixed with the adrenalin and endorphins...could be interesting. Sex on cannabis is amazing :) I recommend it. Very mild, mellow and you'll feel everything 1,000x more! :gp81: "Staring down the hole again. Hands upon my back again. Survival is my only friend. Terrified of what may come.." PS3- PollyPlssyPants XBL- gamerprincss420 |
| D's Pet
User ID: 1240797 United States01/23/2011 06:42 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | only ever did it extremely high- never on psychs Quoting: theDtrainTo say i giggled alot at the beginning is an understatement The only way I ever get gigglesex is when he starts to tickling me. Which is what leads to me running, which leads to things like the kitchen table incident. LOL, the mental images!! Yeah, keep laughing. I hope you fall off a table when you're my age and remember mocking my pain!!!!!! The good news is that, according to the Obama administration, the rich will pay for everything. The bad news is that, according to the Obama administration, you're rich. ~P. J. O'Rourke |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1240940 Canada01/23/2011 06:43 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | i tried it once....i kept saying to her....are you sure its in the right hole? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1240940Yeah, I'm in love with the universe when I trip but it's been a VERY long time and I will likely never do it again... the most I've ever done sexually on a psychedelic is kiss and I didn't like it at all...all these weird butterflies started flying out of his mouth and around his head. lol.... the best love drug is this shit called MDMA.....  |
| Chopsley
User ID: 1168389 Puerto Rico01/23/2011 06:43 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Quoting:__D's Pet Quoting: ChopsleyI'd like to invoke my 5th amendment right now... "I'm ashamed to admit that at my ripe old age, I've never done any drugs. A third glass of wine has me all giggly. Makes me wonder sometimes...sex on drugs, mixed with the adrenalin and endorphins...could be interesting." LOL! You would think I was on drugs fucking this post up like this But if at the Church they would give us some ale, And a pleasant fire our souls to regale, We'd sing and we'd pray all the live-long day, And never once wish from the Church to stray. |
| D's Pet
User ID: 1240797 United States01/23/2011 06:44 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: D's PetOr talking to one of the six peens suddenly appearing to be growing out of his skull. had sex on shrooms a couple of times. an incredibly beautiful, bonding experience. never saw multiple peens, haha, but then again i've never had sex on actual LSD either. I'm ashamed to admit that at my ripe old age, I've never done any drugs. A third glass of wine has me all giggly. Makes me wonder sometimes...sex on drugs, mixed with the adrenalin and endorphins...could be interesting. Sex on cannabis is amazing :) I recommend it. Very mild, mellow and you'll feel everything 1,000x more! I don't think I'd be allowed to smoke pot, even with a scrip. Last Edited by D's Pet on 01/23/2011 06:44 PM The good news is that, according to the Obama administration, the rich will pay for everything. The bad news is that, according to the Obama administration, you're rich. ~P. J. O'Rourke |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1213702 United States01/23/2011 06:44 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| theDtrain
User ID: 1200477 United States01/23/2011 06:45 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You guys know how when you're feeling up a womans breast... and it feels like a..... like a bag of sand? I think its hot. Quoting: SocapatoyUMM NO, Who in the fuck you feeling up, road worker chicks? brick tamlin, except in 4o yr old virgin Facts are stubborn things; and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, the dictates of our passions, they cannot alter the state of facts and evidence." We can never shed our sins and regrets, only accumulate more, a burden that we grow and carry until our deaths. The best we can do is learn to live with ourselves, to accommodate our pasts |
| * Azul *
User ID: 1127821 United States01/23/2011 06:46 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Sex on cannabis is amazing :) I recommend it. Very mild, mellow and you'll feel everything 1,000x more! Quoting: gamerprincess81it's almost sad for me to admit i've never smoked pot. add it to my list of things i'm missed out on. :OMFGZombie: ~i categorically deny all accusations~ |
| Socapatoy
User ID: 1239676 United States01/23/2011 06:47 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You guys know how when you're feeling up a womans breast... and it feels like a..... like a bag of sand? I think its hot. Quoting: SocapatoyUMM NO, Who in the fuck you feeling up, road worker chicks? No bro... all breasts feel like bags of sand... right? ... "If there were no rewards to reap, No loving embrace to see me through This tedious path I've chosen here, I certainly would've walked away by now. Gonna wait it out." [link to soundcloud.com] "We cannot change anything until we accept it. Condemnation does not liberate, it oppresses." |
