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* Azul *
User ID: 1127821 United States 01/23/2011 07:03 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: * Azul *well i'm kinda worried as to how i would be on pot. you saw how i get on just a few beers. there will be more than nekked outdoor time involved, im sure. I'll look out for you and keep you safe :) that should make me feel comforted. but not really. im sure you'll stop me from doing anything too bad, right? Well, I don't like sharing if that's what you mean... your pot? :OMFGZombie: ~i categorically deny all accusations~ |
D's Pet
User ID: 1240797 United States 01/23/2011 07:06 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | well i'm kinda worried as to how i would be on pot. you saw how i get on just a few beers. there will be more than nekked outdoor time involved, im sure. Quoting: * Azul *I had a feeling you'd never partake. Honestly, you'd probably like it. If you ever do try it, don't go nutty, just start with one good inhale. I'm a weed lightweight. Doesn't take much for me at all and I don't really smoke very often either, though I always keep it on hand, just in case. I actually prefer mugwort or my space blend on most occassions... i wouldn't even know where to get weed. geez that's sad. In arizona? Im sure theres plenty everywhere. I'm in the same boat as Azul. If I can't get it at the farmer's market or at CVS, I'm lost. The good news is that, according to the Obama administration, the rich will pay for everything. The bad news is that, according to the Obama administration, you're rich. ~P. J. O'Rourke |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1213702 United States 01/23/2011 07:06 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You guys know how when you're feeling up a womans breast... and it feels like a..... like a bag of sand? I think its hot. Quoting: SocapatoyUMM NO, Who in the fuck you feeling up, road worker chicks? No bro... all breasts feel like bags of sand... right? ... Mental note, big flood comes, can use womens boobs as sandbags. |
BRIEF AND TO THE POINT
User ID: 1220677 United States 01/23/2011 07:08 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: BRIEF AND TO THE POINTI'll look out for you and keep you safe :) that should make me feel comforted. but not really. im sure you'll stop me from doing anything too bad, right? Well, I don't like sharing if that's what you mean... your pot? I don't smoke. Poor people do poor people things, and rich people do rich people things. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it! when you rob Paul to give to Peter ... ... ... you will always get Peters support! :Brieffromnativea: |
gamerprincess81
(OP) User ID: 1033168 United States 01/23/2011 07:08 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | well i'm kinda worried as to how i would be on pot. you saw how i get on just a few beers. there will be more than nekked outdoor time involved, im sure. Quoting: * Azul *I had a feeling you'd never partake. Honestly, you'd probably like it. If you ever do try it, don't go nutty, just start with one good inhale. I'm a weed lightweight. Doesn't take much for me at all and I don't really smoke very often either, though I always keep it on hand, just in case. I actually prefer mugwort or my space blend on most occassions... You guys want good sex while under the influence... try mescaline. Its an aphrodisiac too....at least for me. lol Come bring me some, and we'll test it out together. Whaddya say? :gp81: "Staring down the hole again. Hands upon my back again. Survival is my only friend. Terrified of what may come.." PS3- PollyPlssyPants XBL- gamerprincss420 |
gamerprincess81
(OP) User ID: 1033168 United States 01/23/2011 07:09 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: * Azul *that should make me feel comforted. but not really. im sure you'll stop me from doing anything too bad, right? Well, I don't like sharing if that's what you mean... your pot? I don't smoke. Vaporizing is the way to go about it, you're not smoking it, just inhaling vapors. I don't smoke, just vaporize. :gp81: "Staring down the hole again. Hands upon my back again. Survival is my only friend. Terrified of what may come.." PS3- PollyPlssyPants XBL- gamerprincss420 |
Socapatoy
User ID: 1239676 United States 01/23/2011 07:11 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | well i'm kinda worried as to how i would be on pot. you saw how i get on just a few beers. there will be more than nekked outdoor time involved, im sure. Quoting: * Azul *I had a feeling you'd never partake. Honestly, you'd probably like it. If you ever do try it, don't go nutty, just start with one good inhale. I'm a weed lightweight. Doesn't take much for me at all and I don't really smoke very often either, though I always keep it on hand, just in case. I actually prefer mugwort or my space blend on most occassions... You guys want good sex while under the influence... try mescaline. Its an aphrodisiac too....at least for me. lol Come bring me some, and we'll test it out together. Whaddya say? The only way I could get it was ordering it from peru. They sent ground up cactus straight to my doorstep. haha Now getting that shit down was another matter.... went through a lot of grapefruit juice. "If there were no rewards to reap, No loving embrace to see me through This tedious path I've chosen here, I certainly would've walked away by now. Gonna wait it out." [link to soundcloud.com] "We cannot change anything until we accept it. Condemnation does not liberate, it oppresses." |
gamerprincess81
(OP) User ID: 1033168 United States 01/23/2011 07:16 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: OpethI had a feeling you'd never partake. Honestly, you'd probably like it. If you ever do try it, don't go nutty, just start with one good inhale. I'm a weed lightweight. Doesn't take much for me at all and I don't really smoke very often either, though I always keep it on hand, just in case. I actually prefer mugwort or my space blend on most occassions... You guys want good sex while under the influence... try mescaline. Its an aphrodisiac too....at least for me. lol Come bring me some, and we'll test it out together. Whaddya say? The only way I could get it was ordering it from peru. They sent ground up cactus straight to my doorstep. haha Now getting that shit down was another matter.... went through a lot of grapefruit juice. I'll order and let you know when it arrives ;) :gp81: "Staring down the hole again. Hands upon my back again. Survival is my only friend. Terrified of what may come.." PS3- PollyPlssyPants XBL- gamerprincss420 |
* Azul *
User ID: 1127821 United States 01/23/2011 07:16 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: OpethI had a feeling you'd never partake. Honestly, you'd probably like it. If you ever do try it, don't go nutty, just start with one good inhale. I'm a weed lightweight. Doesn't take much for me at all and I don't really smoke very often either, though I always keep it on hand, just in case. I actually prefer mugwort or my space blend on most occassions... i wouldn't even know where to get weed. geez that's sad. In arizona? Im sure theres plenty everywhere. I'm in the same boat as Azul. If I can't get it at the farmer's market or at CVS, I'm lost. i know, everyone says it's everywhere. ummm not around me. who are these pot pushers and why don't i know any. :OMFGZombie: ~i categorically deny all accusations~ |
gamerprincess81
(OP) User ID: 1033168 United States 01/23/2011 07:18 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: * Azul *i wouldn't even know where to get weed. geez that's sad. In arizona? Im sure theres plenty everywhere. I'm in the same boat as Azul. If I can't get it at the farmer's market or at CVS, I'm lost. you just don't know the right people. look around, i bet you can find some around you! i know, everyone says it's everywhere. ummm not around me. who are these pot pushers and why don't i know any. :gp81: "Staring down the hole again. Hands upon my back again. Survival is my only friend. Terrified of what may come.." PS3- PollyPlssyPants XBL- gamerprincss420 |
Thoughtful_Hobbit
User ID: 1085489 United States 01/23/2011 07:18 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: * Azul *i wouldn't even know where to get weed. geez that's sad. In arizona? Im sure theres plenty everywhere. I'm in the same boat as Azul. If I can't get it at the farmer's market or at CVS, I'm lost. i know, everyone says it's everywhere. ummm not around me. who are these pot pushers and why don't i know any. probably that old guy down the street. You'd be surprised by who deals these days. "when bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall, one by one, an unpitied sacrifice in a contemptible struggle." -- Edmund Burke "My relative went to Jihad and all he got was Hellfire!" "It does not require a majority to prevail, but rather an irate, tireless minority keen to set brush fires in people's minds." –- Samuel Adams "Are all the women in New Zealand this hot? I might have to move to the world of hobbits." :THobbit: :THBomb: |
Stealth521
User ID: 1239702 United States 01/23/2011 07:19 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
gamerprincess81
(OP) User ID: 1033168 United States 01/23/2011 07:20 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | What does Brief consider to be safe sex? Quoting: Stealth521I really can't answer that for him, but I'm sure he will be happy to share! :gp81: "Staring down the hole again. Hands upon my back again. Survival is my only friend. Terrified of what may come.." PS3- PollyPlssyPants XBL- gamerprincss420 |
Stealth521
User ID: 1239702 United States 01/23/2011 07:21 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
BRIEF AND TO THE POINT
User ID: 1220677 United States 01/23/2011 07:23 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | What does Brief consider to be safe sex? Quoting: Stealth521Getting a blow job in a car that I'm not driving at the time for starters... Poor people do poor people things, and rich people do rich people things. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it! when you rob Paul to give to Peter ... ... ... you will always get Peters support! :Brieffromnativea: |
Stealth521
User ID: 1239702 United States 01/23/2011 07:26 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
gamerprincess81
(OP) User ID: 1033168 United States 01/23/2011 07:29 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | "Rootin' tootin' nut bootin' varmint! I'll show you!" Quoting: Stealth521Sssssss I kid man, I kid LOL!!!!! you know you meant it, stealth. don't lie :) :gp81: "Staring down the hole again. Hands upon my back again. Survival is my only friend. Terrified of what may come.." PS3- PollyPlssyPants XBL- gamerprincss420 |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1240995 Canada 01/23/2011 07:31 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | i wouldn't even know where to get weed. geez that's sad. Quoting: * Azul *In arizona? Im sure theres plenty everywhere. I'm in the same boat as Azul. If I can't get it at the farmer's market or at CVS, I'm lost. i know, everyone says it's everywhere. ummm not around me. who are these pot pushers and why don't i know any. sheesh....haven't you been readin all the GLP storing seeds Doom? how they will be more valuable thn ammo when the shtf... grab a seed....take a long walk where nobody goes.....plant the seed...and in a few months go back ; ) female=good male=bad |
Socapatoy
User ID: 1239676 United States 01/23/2011 07:33 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: SocapatoyYou guys want good sex while under the influence... try mescaline. Its an aphrodisiac too....at least for me. lol Come bring me some, and we'll test it out together. Whaddya say? The only way I could get it was ordering it from peru. They sent ground up cactus straight to my doorstep. haha Now getting that shit down was another matter.... went through a lot of grapefruit juice. I'll order and let you know when it arrives ;) "If there were no rewards to reap, No loving embrace to see me through This tedious path I've chosen here, I certainly would've walked away by now. Gonna wait it out." [link to soundcloud.com] "We cannot change anything until we accept it. Condemnation does not liberate, it oppresses." |
theDtrain
User ID: 1200477 United States 01/23/2011 07:34 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | well this thread turned into a girls pow wow Facts are stubborn things; and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, the dictates of our passions, they cannot alter the state of facts and evidence." We can never shed our sins and regrets, only accumulate more, a burden that we grow and carry until our deaths. The best we can do is learn to live with ourselves, to accommodate our pasts |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1240995 Canada 01/23/2011 07:35 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | haha all i do is play wild native girl. Quoting: * Azul *Wild native girl? Don't you know there are bugs and stuff outside? I hate that tree. HATE it. My idea of enjoying the outdoors is on horseback. ever ride naked ? wild native girl!.....does it involve deerskin panties and a cape? |
gamerprincess81
(OP) User ID: 1033168 United States 01/23/2011 07:35 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | well this thread turned into a girls pow wow Quoting: theDtrainHell no it didn't There's men around here. Nice av, by the way. Do you lick your balls like that in real life? :gp81: "Staring down the hole again. Hands upon my back again. Survival is my only friend. Terrified of what may come.." PS3- PollyPlssyPants XBL- gamerprincss420 |
theDtrain
User ID: 1200477 United States 01/23/2011 07:36 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | well this thread turned into a girls pow wow Quoting: theDtrainHell no it didn't There's men around here. Nice av, by the way. Do you lick your balls like that in real life? If I could I would darlin, I'm sure we all would. Every animal in nature that can, does... Facts are stubborn things; and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, the dictates of our passions, they cannot alter the state of facts and evidence." We can never shed our sins and regrets, only accumulate more, a burden that we grow and carry until our deaths. The best we can do is learn to live with ourselves, to accommodate our pasts |
Socapatoy
User ID: 1239676 United States 01/23/2011 07:37 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | well this thread turned into a girls pow wow Quoting: theDtrainHell no it didn't There's men around here. Nice av, by the way. Do you lick your balls like that in real life? BURN!!! (i need a burn smilie) "If there were no rewards to reap, No loving embrace to see me through This tedious path I've chosen here, I certainly would've walked away by now. Gonna wait it out." [link to soundcloud.com] "We cannot change anything until we accept it. Condemnation does not liberate, it oppresses." |
gamerprincess81
(OP) User ID: 1033168 United States 01/23/2011 07:38 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: gamerprincess81Come bring me some, and we'll test it out together. Whaddya say? The only way I could get it was ordering it from peru. They sent ground up cactus straight to my doorstep. haha Now getting that shit down was another matter.... went through a lot of grapefruit juice. I'll order and let you know when it arrives ;) If that's you, then I will definitely call you when I get it :gp81: "Staring down the hole again. Hands upon my back again. Survival is my only friend. Terrified of what may come.." PS3- PollyPlssyPants XBL- gamerprincss420 |
theDtrain
User ID: 1200477 United States 01/23/2011 07:38 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | well this thread turned into a girls pow wow Quoting: theDtrainHell no it didn't There's men around here. Nice av, by the way. Do you lick your balls like that in real life? BURN!!! (i need a burn smilie) How is that a burn? lol Facts are stubborn things; and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, the dictates of our passions, they cannot alter the state of facts and evidence." We can never shed our sins and regrets, only accumulate more, a burden that we grow and carry until our deaths. The best we can do is learn to live with ourselves, to accommodate our pasts |
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Socapatoy
User ID: 1239676 United States 01/23/2011 07:43 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: SocapatoyThe only way I could get it was ordering it from peru. They sent ground up cactus straight to my doorstep. haha Now getting that shit down was another matter.... went through a lot of grapefruit juice. I'll order and let you know when it arrives ;) If that's you, then I will definitely call you when I get it Eh... I look kinda like that with short hair. "If there were no rewards to reap, No loving embrace to see me through This tedious path I've chosen here, I certainly would've walked away by now. Gonna wait it out." [link to soundcloud.com] "We cannot change anything until we accept it. Condemnation does not liberate, it oppresses." |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1240452 United Kingdom 01/23/2011 07:44 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | advise? All the girls iv'e been with complain that it hurts during sex, and it's hard to find a girl that will give me oral too. Most complain that im a bit too big in the downstairs department! I must admit, i do dangle down a bit but it's never been a problem with walking or playing football although i will admit that it can be a bit uncomfortable riding a bike. I've never thought i was any different to me mates but they reckon that after masturbation they "tidy up" with just a tissue or two, but for me i have to use almost a full bog roll. Im starting to think that i may never find a girl that wants someone with an overly sized "member" and that when i come, may get a bit too messy for them. Can anyone suggest anywhere where i could find a new girlfriend who would want that little bit extra? |
Socapatoy
User ID: 1239676 United States 01/23/2011 07:45 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | well this thread turned into a girls pow wow Quoting: theDtrainHell no it didn't There's men around here. Nice av, by the way. Do you lick your balls like that in real life? BURN!!! (i need a burn smilie) How is that a burn? lol I watch too much ATHF. "If there were no rewards to reap, No loving embrace to see me through This tedious path I've chosen here, I certainly would've walked away by now. Gonna wait it out." [link to soundcloud.com] "We cannot change anything until we accept it. Condemnation does not liberate, it oppresses." |