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GLP Loveline: Sex advice from the Hot Ladies of GLP

 
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The question is......will they take any advice we give them seriously.
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If it gets us laid, YES.
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advise?

All the girls iv'e been with complain that it hurts during sex, and it's hard to find a girl that will give me oral too.
Most complain that im a bit too big in the downstairs department! I must admit, i do dangle down a bit but it's never been a problem with walking or playing football although i will admit that it can be a bit uncomfortable riding a bike.

I've never thought i was any different to me mates but they reckon that after masturbation they "tidy up" with just a tissue or two, but for me i have to use almost a full bog roll.

Im starting to think that i may never find a girl that wants someone with an overly sized "member" and that when i come, may get a bit too messy for them.

Can anyone suggest anywhere where i could find a new girlfriend who would want that little bit extra?
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Go into porn.
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i wouldn't even know where to get weed. geez that's sad.
 Quoting: * Azul *


In arizona? Im sure theres plenty everywhere.
 Quoting: Thoughtful_Hobbit


I'm in the same boat as Azul. If I can't get it at the farmer's market or at CVS, I'm lost.
 Quoting: D's Pet


i know, everyone says it's everywhere. ummm not around me.
who are these pot pushers and why don't i know any.
 Quoting: * Azul *

What's everywhere is Mexican ditch weed for the most part. Full of spider webs and mexican butt hairs.... a big part of the reason I quit
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Boys, men.. Having problems getting action? Let us help you!

Ladies, don't be shy and help the guys out here!
 Quoting: gamerprincess81

What do you recommend for someone who has a bad heart, asthma, overweight, and old.
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In arizona? Im sure theres plenty everywhere.
 Quoting: Thoughtful_Hobbit


I'm in the same boat as Azul. If I can't get it at the farmer's market or at CVS, I'm lost.
 Quoting: D's Pet


i know, everyone says it's everywhere. ummm not around me.
who are these pot pushers and why don't i know any.
 Quoting: * Azul *

What's everywhere is Mexican ditch weed for the most part. Full of spider webs and mexican butt hairs.... a big part of the reason I quit
 Quoting: *scooter*


thats why the shit from canada is preferable anymore. Decent cobalt kush
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True. I never really equated it to dominance, but rather to aggression and violence. Anal intercourse tends to be one of those things that happen when he has his sadistic thing going. He wants someone to cry, and it's kind of means to an end.

He's definitely wired differently than the average man.
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i guess i don't understand that mentality
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wow, lol

In the amount of time it took to run to the grocery store, heat up frozen pizza and give a kid a bath this thread made it 15 pages, lol.
:SWT name:

When the shit hits the fan and the end is quite nigh,
will you cry out to heaven? Will you lay down and die?

Not me, my dear ones. This is my sacred life. To no one or no thing I'll surrender.

For how does one know where when dead he will go, or if sweet mother Earth she'll remember?
BRIEF AND TO THE POINT

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Boys, men.. Having problems getting action? Let us help you!

Ladies, don't be shy and help the guys out here!
 Quoting: gamerprincess81

What do you recommend for someone who has a bad heart, asthma, overweight, and old.
 Quoting: Dirtfarmer2


A will...
Poor people do poor people things, and rich people do rich people things.

You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.

What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.

The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.

When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it!

when you rob Paul to give to Peter ... ... ... you will always get Peters support!

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Ladies, don't be shy and help the guys out here!
 Quoting: gamerprincess81

What do you recommend for someone who has a bad heart, asthma, overweight, and old.
 Quoting: Dirtfarmer2


A will...
 Quoting: BRIEF AND TO THE POINT
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Boys, men.. Having problems getting action? Let us help you!

Ladies, don't be shy and help the guys out here!
 Quoting: gamerprincess81

What do you recommend for someone who has a bad heart, asthma, overweight, and old.
 Quoting: Dirtfarmer2


A will...
 Quoting: BRIEF AND TO THE POINT

Got one of those and a trust also.
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Boys, men.. Having problems getting action? Let us help you!

Ladies, don't be shy and help the guys out here!
 Quoting: gamerprincess81

What do you recommend for someone who has a bad heart, asthma, overweight, and old.
 Quoting: Dirtfarmer2



big hugs bighugs
:SWT name:

When the shit hits the fan and the end is quite nigh,
will you cry out to heaven? Will you lay down and die?

Not me, my dear ones. This is my sacred life. To no one or no thing I'll surrender.

For how does one know where when dead he will go, or if sweet mother Earth she'll remember?
BRIEF AND TO THE POINT

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Boys, men.. Having problems getting action? Let us help you!

Ladies, don't be shy and help the guys out here!
 Quoting: gamerprincess81

What do you recommend for someone who has a bad heart, asthma, overweight, and old.
 Quoting: Dirtfarmer2


A will...
 Quoting: BRIEF AND TO THE POINT

Got one of those and a trust also.
 Quoting: Dirtfarmer2


Good boy, go rent you some pussy then and have fun...
Poor people do poor people things, and rich people do rich people things.

You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.

What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.

The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.

When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it!

when you rob Paul to give to Peter ... ... ... you will always get Peters support!

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Boys, men.. Having problems getting action? Let us help you!

Ladies, don't be shy and help the guys out here!
 Quoting: gamerprincess81

What do you recommend for someone who has a bad heart, asthma, overweight, and old.
 Quoting: Dirtfarmer2



big hugs :bighugs:
 Quoting: SaltWaterTaffy

Yeah, all the girls like to hug me, cause they know I am not much of a threat to them.
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is it ok to play pocket biliards on the bus?
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well this thread turned into a girls pow wow
 Quoting: theDtrain


Hell no it didn't

There's men around here.

Nice av, by the way. Do you lick your balls like that in real life?
 Quoting: gamerprincess81

If I could I would darlin, I'm sure we all would.

Every animal in nature that can, does...
 Quoting: theDtrain


Oh, I don't blame them. If I had balls, I'd wish I could like them too. And if I was an animal in nature, I sure know I'd be licking them all the time. It just looks like it feels sooooo good, lol!
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wow, lol

In the amount of time it took to run to the grocery store, heat up frozen pizza and give a kid a bath this thread made it 15 pages, lol.
 Quoting: SaltWaterTaffy


Yeah, my threads have a habit of doing that :)
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wow, lol

In the amount of time it took to run to the grocery store, heat up frozen pizza and give a kid a bath this thread made it 15 pages, lol.
 Quoting: SaltWaterTaffy


Yeah, my threads have a habit of doing that :)
 Quoting: gamerprincess81


Can't go wrong when you're talking about fuck'n...
Poor people do poor people things, and rich people do rich people things.

You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.

What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.

The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.

When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it!

when you rob Paul to give to Peter ... ... ... you will always get Peters support!

:Brieffromnativea:
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Boys, men.. Having problems getting action? Let us help you!

Ladies, don't be shy and help the guys out here!
 Quoting: gamerprincess81

What do you recommend for someone who has a bad heart, asthma, overweight, and old.
 Quoting: Dirtfarmer2


Well, I definitely don't recommend Viagra, so be sure to throw away the remainder of your prescription ASAP.

And as already been suggested, a will.
:gp81:

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wow, lol

In the amount of time it took to run to the grocery store, heat up frozen pizza and give a kid a bath this thread made it 15 pages, lol.
 Quoting: SaltWaterTaffy


Yeah, my threads have a habit of doing that :)
 Quoting: gamerprincess81


Can't go wrong when you're talking about fuck'n...
 Quoting: BRIEF AND TO THE POINT


My sentiments exactly!

snogging sideways
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wow, lol

In the amount of time it took to run to the grocery store, heat up frozen pizza and give a kid a bath this thread made it 15 pages, lol.
 Quoting: SaltWaterTaffy

and still hasn't said shit that i can see.

lmao
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is it ok to play pocket biliards on the bus?
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That's one of the reasons I don't ride the bus...or the subway...I actually had my neck licked while on the subway in Manhattan once...MY NECK! and it wasn't a chick!
Poor people do poor people things, and rich people do rich people things.

You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.

What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.

The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.

When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it!

when you rob Paul to give to Peter ... ... ... you will always get Peters support!

:Brieffromnativea:
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Boys, men.. Having problems getting action? Let us help you!

Ladies, don't be shy and help the guys out here!
 Quoting: gamerprincess81

What do you recommend for someone who has a bad heart, asthma, overweight, and old.
 Quoting: Dirtfarmer2


Well, I definitely don't recommend Viagra, so be sure to throw away the remainder of your prescription ASAP.

And as already been suggested, a will.
 Quoting: gamerprincess81
whatsa matter? you don't like chemically enhanced limp dick?
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is it ok to play pocket biliards on the bus?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1240452


That's one of the reasons I don't ride the bus...or the subway...I actually had my neck licked while on the subway in Manhattan once...MY NECK! and it wasn't a chick!
 Quoting: BRIEF AND TO THE POINT


Well, that's just because you are so damn sexy, Brief :) I'd like your neck any day, and I promise you, I'm all chick!
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Boys, men.. Having problems getting action? Let us help you!

Ladies, don't be shy and help the guys out here!
 Quoting: gamerprincess81

What do you recommend for someone who has a bad heart, asthma, overweight, and old.
 Quoting: Dirtfarmer2



big hugs bighugs
 Quoting: SaltWaterTaffy

Yeah, all the girls like to hug me, cause they know I am not much of a threat to them.
 Quoting: Dirtfarmer2


or, because you're a cuddly bear?

and there's nothing wrong with being non-threatening

hf
:SWT name:

When the shit hits the fan and the end is quite nigh,
will you cry out to heaven? Will you lay down and die?

Not me, my dear ones. This is my sacred life. To no one or no thing I'll surrender.

For how does one know where when dead he will go, or if sweet mother Earth she'll remember?
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Boys, men.. Having problems getting action? Let us help you!

Ladies, don't be shy and help the guys out here!
 Quoting: gamerprincess81

What do you recommend for someone who has a bad heart, asthma, overweight, and old.
 Quoting: Dirtfarmer2


Well, I definitely don't recommend Viagra, so be sure to throw away the remainder of your prescription ASAP.

And as already been suggested, a will.
 Quoting: gamerprincess81
whatsa matter? you don't like chemically enhanced limp dick?
 Quoting: Trench


Yeah, not so much, lol. I like my men to get it up on their own and stay hard on their own. I also like it to go down after we're done. I don't like waking up in the middle of the night, 2 hours after we are done to see him snoring with a make shift tent popped up.
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I'm in the same boat as Azul. If I can't get it at the farmer's market or at CVS, I'm lost.
 Quoting: D's Pet


i know, everyone says it's everywhere. ummm not around me.
who are these pot pushers and why don't i know any.
 Quoting: * Azul *

What's everywhere is Mexican ditch weed for the most part. Full of spider webs and mexican butt hairs.... a big part of the reason I quit
 Quoting: *scooter*


thats why the shit from canada is preferable anymore. Decent cobalt kush
 Quoting: theDtrain

I bet that's sweet... it's a total racket in my area, and if the mexicans have a crap batch...everyone gets screwed
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What do you recommend for someone who has a bad heart, asthma, overweight, and old.
 Quoting: Dirtfarmer2



big hugs bighugs
 Quoting: SaltWaterTaffy

Yeah, all the girls like to hug me, cause they know I am not much of a threat to them.
 Quoting: Dirtfarmer2


or, because you're a cuddly bear?

and there's nothing wrong with being non-threatening

hf
 Quoting: SaltWaterTaffy


he could look like a psycho hobbit
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is it ok to play pocket biliards on the bus?
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That's one of the reasons I don't ride the bus...or the subway...I actually had my neck licked while on the subway in Manhattan once...MY NECK! and it wasn't a chick!
 Quoting: BRIEF AND TO THE POINT


you're lucky! that's quite erotic really! better than a quick rub against someone wearing leggins
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I want to see more of this guys :kbej:
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you're shit out of luck there. =(
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is it ok to play pocket biliards on the bus?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1240452


That's one of the reasons I don't ride the bus...or the subway...I actually had my neck licked while on the subway in Manhattan once...MY NECK! and it wasn't a chick!
 Quoting: BRIEF AND TO THE POINT

rofl

Was this what happened next?
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No loving embrace to see me through
This tedious path I've chosen here,
I certainly would've walked away by now.
Gonna wait it out."
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