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Socapatoy
User ID: 1239676 United States 01/23/2011 07:46 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | advise? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1240452All the girls iv'e been with complain that it hurts during sex, and it's hard to find a girl that will give me oral too. Most complain that im a bit too big in the downstairs department! I must admit, i do dangle down a bit but it's never been a problem with walking or playing football although i will admit that it can be a bit uncomfortable riding a bike. I've never thought i was any different to me mates but they reckon that after masturbation they "tidy up" with just a tissue or two, but for me i have to use almost a full bog roll. Im starting to think that i may never find a girl that wants someone with an overly sized "member" and that when i come, may get a bit too messy for them. Can anyone suggest anywhere where i could find a new girlfriend who would want that little bit extra? Go into porn. $$$ "If there were no rewards to reap, No loving embrace to see me through This tedious path I've chosen here, I certainly would've walked away by now. Gonna wait it out." [link to soundcloud.com] "We cannot change anything until we accept it. Condemnation does not liberate, it oppresses." |
*scooter*
User ID: 1236981 United States 01/23/2011 07:47 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: * Azul *i wouldn't even know where to get weed. geez that's sad. In arizona? Im sure theres plenty everywhere. I'm in the same boat as Azul. If I can't get it at the farmer's market or at CVS, I'm lost. i know, everyone says it's everywhere. ummm not around me. who are these pot pushers and why don't i know any. What's everywhere is Mexican ditch weed for the most part. Full of spider webs and mexican butt hairs.... a big part of the reason I quit |
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theDtrain
User ID: 1200477 United States 01/23/2011 07:47 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Thoughtful_HobbitIn arizona? Im sure theres plenty everywhere. I'm in the same boat as Azul. If I can't get it at the farmer's market or at CVS, I'm lost. i know, everyone says it's everywhere. ummm not around me. who are these pot pushers and why don't i know any. What's everywhere is Mexican ditch weed for the most part. Full of spider webs and mexican butt hairs.... a big part of the reason I quit thats why the shit from canada is preferable anymore. Decent cobalt kush Facts are stubborn things; and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, the dictates of our passions, they cannot alter the state of facts and evidence." We can never shed our sins and regrets, only accumulate more, a burden that we grow and carry until our deaths. The best we can do is learn to live with ourselves, to accommodate our pasts |
Trench
User ID: 1202181 United States 01/23/2011 07:48 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | True. I never really equated it to dominance, but rather to aggression and violence. Anal intercourse tends to be one of those things that happen when he has his sadistic thing going. He wants someone to cry, and it's kind of means to an end. Quoting: D's PetHe's definitely wired differently than the average man. “The difference between combat and sport is that in combat you bury the guy who comes in second.” "The more skills you have,the less shit you need" Philosophy of Liberty: [link to illuminati-order.com] email anytime: [email protected] |
SaltWaterTaffy
User ID: 1027643 United States 01/23/2011 07:48 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | wow, lol In the amount of time it took to run to the grocery store, heat up frozen pizza and give a kid a bath this thread made it 15 pages, lol. :SWT name: When the shit hits the fan and the end is quite nigh, will you cry out to heaven? Will you lay down and die? Not me, my dear ones. This is my sacred life. To no one or no thing I'll surrender. For how does one know where when dead he will go, or if sweet mother Earth she'll remember? |
BRIEF AND TO THE POINT
User ID: 1220677 United States 01/23/2011 07:51 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Boys, men.. Having problems getting action? Let us help you! Quoting: gamerprincess81Ladies, don't be shy and help the guys out here! What do you recommend for someone who has a bad heart, asthma, overweight, and old. A will... Poor people do poor people things, and rich people do rich people things. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it! when you rob Paul to give to Peter ... ... ... you will always get Peters support! :Brieffromnativea: |
Trench
User ID: 1202181 United States 01/23/2011 07:52 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Boys, men.. Having problems getting action? Let us help you! Quoting: gamerprincess81Ladies, don't be shy and help the guys out here! What do you recommend for someone who has a bad heart, asthma, overweight, and old. A will... “The difference between combat and sport is that in combat you bury the guy who comes in second.” "The more skills you have,the less shit you need" Philosophy of Liberty: [link to illuminati-order.com] email anytime: [email protected] |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1240095 United States 01/23/2011 07:52 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Boys, men.. Having problems getting action? Let us help you! Quoting: gamerprincess81Ladies, don't be shy and help the guys out here! What do you recommend for someone who has a bad heart, asthma, overweight, and old. A will... Got one of those and a trust also. |
SaltWaterTaffy
User ID: 1027643 United States 01/23/2011 07:53 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Boys, men.. Having problems getting action? Let us help you! Quoting: gamerprincess81Ladies, don't be shy and help the guys out here! What do you recommend for someone who has a bad heart, asthma, overweight, and old. big hugs :SWT name: When the shit hits the fan and the end is quite nigh, will you cry out to heaven? Will you lay down and die? Not me, my dear ones. This is my sacred life. To no one or no thing I'll surrender. For how does one know where when dead he will go, or if sweet mother Earth she'll remember? |
BRIEF AND TO THE POINT
User ID: 1220677 United States 01/23/2011 07:53 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Boys, men.. Having problems getting action? Let us help you! Quoting: gamerprincess81Ladies, don't be shy and help the guys out here! What do you recommend for someone who has a bad heart, asthma, overweight, and old. A will... Got one of those and a trust also. Good boy, go rent you some pussy then and have fun... Poor people do poor people things, and rich people do rich people things. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it! when you rob Paul to give to Peter ... ... ... you will always get Peters support! :Brieffromnativea: |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1240095 United States 01/23/2011 07:54 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Boys, men.. Having problems getting action? Let us help you! Quoting: gamerprincess81Ladies, don't be shy and help the guys out here! What do you recommend for someone who has a bad heart, asthma, overweight, and old. big hugs :bighugs: Yeah, all the girls like to hug me, cause they know I am not much of a threat to them. |
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gamerprincess81
(OP) User ID: 1033168 United States 01/23/2011 07:54 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | well this thread turned into a girls pow wow Quoting: theDtrainHell no it didn't There's men around here. Nice av, by the way. Do you lick your balls like that in real life? If I could I would darlin, I'm sure we all would. Every animal in nature that can, does... Oh, I don't blame them. If I had balls, I'd wish I could like them too. And if I was an animal in nature, I sure know I'd be licking them all the time. It just looks like it feels sooooo good, lol! :gp81: "Staring down the hole again. Hands upon my back again. Survival is my only friend. Terrified of what may come.." PS3- PollyPlssyPants XBL- gamerprincss420 |
gamerprincess81
(OP) User ID: 1033168 United States 01/23/2011 07:55 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | wow, lol Quoting: SaltWaterTaffyIn the amount of time it took to run to the grocery store, heat up frozen pizza and give a kid a bath this thread made it 15 pages, lol. Yeah, my threads have a habit of doing that :) :gp81: "Staring down the hole again. Hands upon my back again. Survival is my only friend. Terrified of what may come.." PS3- PollyPlssyPants XBL- gamerprincss420 |
BRIEF AND TO THE POINT
User ID: 1220677 United States 01/23/2011 07:56 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | wow, lol Quoting: SaltWaterTaffyIn the amount of time it took to run to the grocery store, heat up frozen pizza and give a kid a bath this thread made it 15 pages, lol. Yeah, my threads have a habit of doing that :) Can't go wrong when you're talking about fuck'n... Poor people do poor people things, and rich people do rich people things. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it! when you rob Paul to give to Peter ... ... ... you will always get Peters support! :Brieffromnativea: |
gamerprincess81
(OP) User ID: 1033168 United States 01/23/2011 07:56 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Boys, men.. Having problems getting action? Let us help you! Quoting: gamerprincess81Ladies, don't be shy and help the guys out here! What do you recommend for someone who has a bad heart, asthma, overweight, and old. Well, I definitely don't recommend Viagra, so be sure to throw away the remainder of your prescription ASAP. And as already been suggested, a will. :gp81: "Staring down the hole again. Hands upon my back again. Survival is my only friend. Terrified of what may come.." PS3- PollyPlssyPants XBL- gamerprincss420 |
gamerprincess81
(OP) User ID: 1033168 United States 01/23/2011 07:57 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | wow, lol Quoting: SaltWaterTaffyIn the amount of time it took to run to the grocery store, heat up frozen pizza and give a kid a bath this thread made it 15 pages, lol. Yeah, my threads have a habit of doing that :) Can't go wrong when you're talking about fuck'n... My sentiments exactly! :gp81: "Staring down the hole again. Hands upon my back again. Survival is my only friend. Terrified of what may come.." PS3- PollyPlssyPants XBL- gamerprincss420 |
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BRIEF AND TO THE POINT
User ID: 1220677 United States 01/23/2011 07:58 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | is it ok to play pocket biliards on the bus? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1240452That's one of the reasons I don't ride the bus...or the subway...I actually had my neck licked while on the subway in Manhattan once...MY NECK! and it wasn't a chick! Poor people do poor people things, and rich people do rich people things. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it! when you rob Paul to give to Peter ... ... ... you will always get Peters support! :Brieffromnativea: |
Trench
User ID: 1202181 United States 01/23/2011 07:59 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Boys, men.. Having problems getting action? Let us help you! Quoting: gamerprincess81Ladies, don't be shy and help the guys out here! What do you recommend for someone who has a bad heart, asthma, overweight, and old. Well, I definitely don't recommend Viagra, so be sure to throw away the remainder of your prescription ASAP. And as already been suggested, a will. “The difference between combat and sport is that in combat you bury the guy who comes in second.” "The more skills you have,the less shit you need" Philosophy of Liberty: [link to illuminati-order.com] email anytime: [email protected] |
gamerprincess81
(OP) User ID: 1033168 United States 01/23/2011 07:59 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | is it ok to play pocket biliards on the bus? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1240452That's one of the reasons I don't ride the bus...or the subway...I actually had my neck licked while on the subway in Manhattan once...MY NECK! and it wasn't a chick! Well, that's just because you are so damn sexy, Brief :) I'd like your neck any day, and I promise you, I'm all chick! :gp81: "Staring down the hole again. Hands upon my back again. Survival is my only friend. Terrified of what may come.." PS3- PollyPlssyPants XBL- gamerprincss420 |
SaltWaterTaffy
User ID: 1027643 United States 01/23/2011 08:01 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Boys, men.. Having problems getting action? Let us help you! Quoting: gamerprincess81Ladies, don't be shy and help the guys out here! What do you recommend for someone who has a bad heart, asthma, overweight, and old. big hugs Yeah, all the girls like to hug me, cause they know I am not much of a threat to them. or, because you're a cuddly bear? and there's nothing wrong with being non-threatening :SWT name: When the shit hits the fan and the end is quite nigh, will you cry out to heaven? Will you lay down and die? Not me, my dear ones. This is my sacred life. To no one or no thing I'll surrender. For how does one know where when dead he will go, or if sweet mother Earth she'll remember? |
gamerprincess81
(OP) User ID: 1033168 United States 01/23/2011 08:01 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Boys, men.. Having problems getting action? Let us help you! Quoting: gamerprincess81Ladies, don't be shy and help the guys out here! What do you recommend for someone who has a bad heart, asthma, overweight, and old. Well, I definitely don't recommend Viagra, so be sure to throw away the remainder of your prescription ASAP. And as already been suggested, a will. Yeah, not so much, lol. I like my men to get it up on their own and stay hard on their own. I also like it to go down after we're done. I don't like waking up in the middle of the night, 2 hours after we are done to see him snoring with a make shift tent popped up. :gp81: "Staring down the hole again. Hands upon my back again. Survival is my only friend. Terrified of what may come.." PS3- PollyPlssyPants XBL- gamerprincss420 |
*scooter*
User ID: 1236981 United States 01/23/2011 08:02 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: D's PetI'm in the same boat as Azul. If I can't get it at the farmer's market or at CVS, I'm lost. i know, everyone says it's everywhere. ummm not around me. who are these pot pushers and why don't i know any. What's everywhere is Mexican ditch weed for the most part. Full of spider webs and mexican butt hairs.... a big part of the reason I quit thats why the shit from canada is preferable anymore. Decent cobalt kush I bet that's sweet... it's a total racket in my area, and if the mexicans have a crap batch...everyone gets screwed |
Thoughtful_Hobbit
User ID: 1085489 United States 01/23/2011 08:02 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Dirtfarmer2What do you recommend for someone who has a bad heart, asthma, overweight, and old. big hugs Yeah, all the girls like to hug me, cause they know I am not much of a threat to them. or, because you're a cuddly bear? and there's nothing wrong with being non-threatening he could look like a psycho hobbit "when bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall, one by one, an unpitied sacrifice in a contemptible struggle." -- Edmund Burke "My relative went to Jihad and all he got was Hellfire!" "It does not require a majority to prevail, but rather an irate, tireless minority keen to set brush fires in people's minds." –- Samuel Adams "Are all the women in New Zealand this hot? I might have to move to the world of hobbits." :THobbit: :THBomb: |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1240452 United Kingdom 01/23/2011 08:03 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | is it ok to play pocket biliards on the bus? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1240452That's one of the reasons I don't ride the bus...or the subway...I actually had my neck licked while on the subway in Manhattan once...MY NECK! and it wasn't a chick! you're lucky! that's quite erotic really! better than a quick rub against someone wearing leggins |
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Socapatoy
User ID: 1239676 United States 01/23/2011 08:04 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | is it ok to play pocket biliards on the bus? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1240452That's one of the reasons I don't ride the bus...or the subway...I actually had my neck licked while on the subway in Manhattan once...MY NECK! and it wasn't a chick! Was this what happened next? "If there were no rewards to reap, No loving embrace to see me through This tedious path I've chosen here, I certainly would've walked away by now. Gonna wait it out." [link to soundcloud.com] "We cannot change anything until we accept it. Condemnation does not liberate, it oppresses." |