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Opeth
User ID: 1113610 United States 01/23/2011 05:35 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | My husband has more of a shoe fetish. I think it's silly, spending all that money on shoes I can barely walk in, but hey, if it makes him happy... Quoting: D's PetThat's pretty common actually. I wonder if they are common denominators among these men. My best friend has a shoe thing too, he's a guy. Very 'stylish' type CA type.... "Today young men on acid realized all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration... that we are all one conciousness experiencing ourselves subjectively. There is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves. ...Here's Tom with the weather" :Opeth-1: |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1240864 Canada 01/23/2011 05:35 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | pleeez Tiger Lava....i want to run free! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1240864Can I please get a name? ok...i will get my list...you choose ; ) ok Opeth hear ya go, pick one of the following: Super Spud Wonder Potities The Dictator Mashed Mama Deepfried Goodness The Gravy Train Spuds n Studs |
Socapatoy
User ID: 1239676 United States 01/23/2011 05:37 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You guys know how when you're feeling up a womans breast... and it feels like a..... like a bag of sand? I think its hot. "If there were no rewards to reap, No loving embrace to see me through This tedious path I've chosen here, I certainly would've walked away by now. Gonna wait it out." [link to soundcloud.com] "We cannot change anything until we accept it. Condemnation does not liberate, it oppresses." |
moondust
User ID: 1133894 United States 01/23/2011 05:38 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Ive had genital herpes since a young age, I can only presume the headmaster at my boarding school gave it me. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1120564Im in a long term relationship and have never fessed up to it, every six months or so when I have an outbreak i'll say I caught it in my zip, or that ive got a friction burn, It looks like its been mangled half the time. How do you confess that you are disease ridden and been keeping it secret? She won't be amused as we laugh at her bridge players who all have the same thing. how many women have you infected without being upfront with them first? About two dozen or so. 1) You can never get married to someone who you kept secrets from, once they realize it. 2) start taking valtrex and being more upfront, as in when you meet the person and/or before you meet the person. "But don't you think it's better for a girl to be preoccupied with sex than occupied?" -The Moon Is Blue(1953) “Ninety-nine percent of who you are is invisible and untouchable.” ~Richard Buckminster Fuller "Does koala bear poop smell like cough drops?" ~Tom Robbins (Jitterbug Perfume) [link to www.mpp.org] medpot :sleepz: ~**Ron Paul 2012**~ |
Atheist
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Socapatoy
User ID: 1239676 United States 01/23/2011 05:38 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | My husband has more of a shoe fetish. I think it's silly, spending all that money on shoes I can barely walk in, but hey, if it makes him happy... Quoting: D's PetThat's pretty common actually. I wonder if they are common denominators among these men. My best friend has a shoe thing too, he's a guy. Very 'stylish' type CA type.... I'm actually the exact opposite... I hate shoes. Pure nakedness does it for me. Shoes and socks are a big turn off. "If there were no rewards to reap, No loving embrace to see me through This tedious path I've chosen here, I certainly would've walked away by now. Gonna wait it out." [link to soundcloud.com] "We cannot change anything until we accept it. Condemnation does not liberate, it oppresses." |
Trench
User ID: 1202181 United States 01/23/2011 05:39 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Seven goddamn pages with no sex advice..What the fuck is wrong with you people? “The difference between combat and sport is that in combat you bury the guy who comes in second.” "The more skills you have,the less shit you need" Philosophy of Liberty: [link to illuminati-order.com] email anytime: [email protected] |
Opeth
User ID: 1113610 United States 01/23/2011 05:40 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ok Opeth hear ya go, pick one of the following: Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1240864Super Spud Wonder Potities The Dictator Mashed Mama Deepfried Goodness The Gravy Train Spuds n Studs Don't you realize I'm not a tater? ...but I'm a human girl dammit! I want a good name! *sob* "Today young men on acid realized all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration... that we are all one conciousness experiencing ourselves subjectively. There is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves. ...Here's Tom with the weather" :Opeth-1: |
Atheist
User ID: 1240588 United Kingdom 01/23/2011 05:41 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Opeth
User ID: 1113610 United States 01/23/2011 05:41 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Seven goddamn pages with no sex advice..What the fuck is wrong with you people? Quoting: TrenchI did give some advice actually. "Today young men on acid realized all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration... that we are all one conciousness experiencing ourselves subjectively. There is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves. ...Here's Tom with the weather" :Opeth-1: |
D's Pet
User ID: 1240797 United States 01/23/2011 05:41 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | your's husband sound alot like me Quoting: theDtrainright down to the D Haha. Or like this one. I know it's just a photo op, but it's kind of like "is the chain really necessary? I couldn't run in these things anyway!" The good news is that, according to the Obama administration, the rich will pay for everything. The bad news is that, according to the Obama administration, you're rich. ~P. J. O'Rourke |
gamerprincess81
(OP) User ID: 1033168 United States 01/23/2011 05:41 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | This seems like an interesting thread...first question to all women posters...what is your personal favorite position? How many times a day do you want (or need for some of us) sex on the average (or do you not need your daily dose of dick)? And for gamerprincess do you ever fuck or suck while you or your partner go on a 20 killstreak on CoD? Video game fetish? Ever heard of it? And last question for now...would you rather take it in the booty or give head? Ill have more to keep this thread going strong if necessary...thanks in advance Quoting: i like to fuck lol 1160086Personal favorite.. Reverse cowgirl FTW... I have a very high sex drive, so I usually want it at least 2-3 times a day in one way or another.. Oral, intercourse, masturbation, sometimes all 3. As for getting it on while playing games, yes, we have done that several times. Very fun and exciting :) Sometimes I make him a sammic, bring an ice cold beer and then give him the controller and I go to town! I don't take it in the booty, so I'm gonna go negative with that one. I love giving head, though :) :gp81: "Staring down the hole again. Hands upon my back again. Survival is my only friend. Terrified of what may come.." PS3- PollyPlssyPants XBL- gamerprincss420 |
Socapatoy
User ID: 1239676 United States 01/23/2011 05:42 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Seven goddamn pages with no sex advice..What the fuck is wrong with you people? Quoting: TrenchSo far.. I've learned I should buy a bunch of female sex toys and take them to confront a nun. I'll get back with you guys on how well that will go... "If there were no rewards to reap, No loving embrace to see me through This tedious path I've chosen here, I certainly would've walked away by now. Gonna wait it out." [link to soundcloud.com] "We cannot change anything until we accept it. Condemnation does not liberate, it oppresses." |
Chopsley
User ID: 1168389 Puerto Rico 01/23/2011 05:42 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ok Opeth hear ya go, pick one of the following: Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1240864Super Spud Wonder Potities The Dictator Mashed Mama Deepfried Goodness The Gravy Train Spuds n Studs Don't you realize I'm not a tater? ...but I'm a human girl dammit! I want a good name! *sob* But if at the Church they would give us some ale, And a pleasant fire our souls to regale, We'd sing and we'd pray all the live-long day, And never once wish from the Church to stray. |
Atheist
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D's Pet
User ID: 1240797 United States 01/23/2011 05:42 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You guys know how when you're feeling up a womans breast... and it feels like a..... like a bag of sand? I think its hot. Quoting: SocapatoyAhahaha. I wonder if anybody will pick up on that. Went over my head. Then again, I'm blonde today. The good news is that, according to the Obama administration, the rich will pay for everything. The bad news is that, according to the Obama administration, you're rich. ~P. J. O'Rourke |
Opeth
User ID: 1113610 United States 01/23/2011 05:42 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You guys know how when you're feeling up a womans breast... and it feels like a..... like a bag of sand? I think its hot. Quoting: Socapatoy*hehe* you know I'm teasing. "Today young men on acid realized all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration... that we are all one conciousness experiencing ourselves subjectively. There is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves. ...Here's Tom with the weather" :Opeth-1: |
D's Pet
User ID: 1240797 United States 01/23/2011 05:43 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Seven goddamn pages with no sex advice..What the fuck is wrong with you people? Quoting: TrenchNo one is asking! The good news is that, according to the Obama administration, the rich will pay for everything. The bad news is that, according to the Obama administration, you're rich. ~P. J. O'Rourke |
Atheist
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gamerprincess81
(OP) User ID: 1033168 United States 01/23/2011 05:43 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Seven goddamn pages with no sex advice..What the fuck is wrong with you people? Quoting: TrenchEither the men here don't need advice, or they just never have sex with someone aside from Rosy Palmer and her 5 sisters. :gp81: "Staring down the hole again. Hands upon my back again. Survival is my only friend. Terrified of what may come.." PS3- PollyPlssyPants XBL- gamerprincss420 |
* Azul *
User ID: 1127821 United States 01/23/2011 05:43 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Socapatoy
User ID: 1239676 United States 01/23/2011 05:44 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You guys know how when you're feeling up a womans breast... and it feels like a..... like a bag of sand? I think its hot. Quoting: SocapatoyAhahaha. I wonder if anybody will pick up on that. Went over my head. Then again, I'm blonde today. 40 year old virgin. I learned everything I know from him. "If there were no rewards to reap, No loving embrace to see me through This tedious path I've chosen here, I certainly would've walked away by now. Gonna wait it out." [link to soundcloud.com] "We cannot change anything until we accept it. Condemnation does not liberate, it oppresses." |
Opeth
User ID: 1113610 United States 01/23/2011 05:45 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | So far.. I've learned I should buy a bunch of female sex toys and take them to confront a nun. Quoting: SocapatoyI'll get back with you guys on how well that will go... Pffft! They make sex toys for guys too, jeez! Have you NOT heard of the fleshlight?! "Today young men on acid realized all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration... that we are all one conciousness experiencing ourselves subjectively. There is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves. ...Here's Tom with the weather" :Opeth-1: |
gamerprincess81
(OP) User ID: 1033168 United States 01/23/2011 05:45 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Seven goddamn pages with no sex advice..What the fuck is wrong with you people? Quoting: TrenchSo far.. I've learned I should buy a bunch of female sex toys and take them to confront a nun. I'll get back with you guys on how well that will go... Hey, it seems you got something positive and erotic out of it! That was our goal here :) :gp81: "Staring down the hole again. Hands upon my back again. Survival is my only friend. Terrified of what may come.." PS3- PollyPlssyPants XBL- gamerprincss420 |
* Azul *
User ID: 1127821 United States 01/23/2011 05:45 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Seven goddamn pages with no sex advice..What the fuck is wrong with you people? Quoting: TrenchSo far.. I've learned I should buy a bunch of female sex toys and take them to confront a nun. I'll get back with you guys on how well that will go... don't forget your fmp's :OMFGZombie: ~i categorically deny all accusations~ |
Thoughtful_Hobbit
User ID: 1085489 United States 01/23/2011 05:45 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | This seems like an interesting thread...first question to all women posters...what is your personal favorite position? How many times a day do you want (or need for some of us) sex on the average (or do you not need your daily dose of dick)? And for gamerprincess do you ever fuck or suck while you or your partner go on a 20 killstreak on CoD? Video game fetish? Ever heard of it? And last question for now...would you rather take it in the booty or give head? Ill have more to keep this thread going strong if necessary...thanks in advance Quoting: i like to fuck lol 1160086Personal favorite.. Reverse cowgirl FTW... I have a very high sex drive, so I usually want it at least 2-3 times a day in one way or another.. Oral, intercourse, masturbation, sometimes all 3. As for getting it on while playing games, yes, we have done that several times. Very fun and exciting :) Sometimes I make him a sammic, bring an ice cold beer and then give him the controller and I go to town! I don't take it in the booty, so I'm gonna go negative with that one. I love giving head, though :) damn between you and azul. Last Edited by Thoughtful_Hobbit on 01/23/2011 05:45 PM "when bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall, one by one, an unpitied sacrifice in a contemptible struggle." -- Edmund Burke "My relative went to Jihad and all he got was Hellfire!" "It does not require a majority to prevail, but rather an irate, tireless minority keen to set brush fires in people's minds." –- Samuel Adams "Are all the women in New Zealand this hot? I might have to move to the world of hobbits." :THobbit: :THBomb: |
D's Pet
User ID: 1240797 United States 01/23/2011 05:45 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Seven goddamn pages with no sex advice..What the fuck is wrong with you people? Quoting: Trenchi'm only here to watch. seeing as i'm a pure innocent baby kitteh. i know nothing of sex. Yeah, riiiiiiight. The good news is that, according to the Obama administration, the rich will pay for everything. The bad news is that, according to the Obama administration, you're rich. ~P. J. O'Rourke |
Chopsley
User ID: 1168389 Puerto Rico 01/23/2011 05:46 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | your's husband sound alot like me Quoting: theDtrainright down to the D Haha. Or like this one. I know it's just a photo op, but it's kind of like "is the chain really necessary? I couldn't run in these things anyway!" One time my wife and I were stumbling back to our hotel on esplanade from Bourbon St. She had such bad leg cramps from walking all night in some little venus shoes she ordered that I had to carry her back pretty much all the way. Not a fucking cab in sight... Last Edited by Rusty's Sickness on 01/23/2011 05:46 PM But if at the Church they would give us some ale, And a pleasant fire our souls to regale, We'd sing and we'd pray all the live-long day, And never once wish from the Church to stray. |
gamerprincess81
(OP) User ID: 1033168 United States 01/23/2011 05:46 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Seven goddamn pages with no sex advice..What the fuck is wrong with you people? Quoting: Trenchi'm only here to watch. seeing as i'm a pure innocent baby kitteh. i know nothing of sex. you bad girl. you do too know of teh secks!!! so, did you order your wascally wabbit yet? :gp81: "Staring down the hole again. Hands upon my back again. Survival is my only friend. Terrified of what may come.." PS3- PollyPlssyPants XBL- gamerprincss420 |
Socapatoy
User ID: 1239676 United States 01/23/2011 05:46 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | So far.. I've learned I should buy a bunch of female sex toys and take them to confront a nun. Quoting: SocapatoyI'll get back with you guys on how well that will go... Pffft! They make sex toys for guys too, jeez! Have you NOT heard of the fleshlight?! You do realize what you just started right? I'M NEVER COMING OUT OF MY HOUSE AGAIN!!!! wheeeeeeeeeeee "If there were no rewards to reap, No loving embrace to see me through This tedious path I've chosen here, I certainly would've walked away by now. Gonna wait it out." [link to soundcloud.com] "We cannot change anything until we accept it. Condemnation does not liberate, it oppresses." |