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GLP Loveline: Sex advice from the Hot Ladies of GLP

 
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My husband has more of a shoe fetish. I think it's silly, spending all that money on shoes I can barely walk in, but hey, if it makes him happy...
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That's pretty common actually. I wonder if they are common denominators among these men. My best friend has a shoe thing too, he's a guy. Very 'stylish' type CA type....
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pleeez Tiger Lava....i want to run free!
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Can I please get a name?
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 Quoting: Opeth

ok...i will get my list...you choose ; )
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ok Opeth hear ya go, pick one of the following:

Super Spud

Wonder Potities

The Dictator

Mashed Mama

Deepfried Goodness

The Gravy Train

Spuds n Studs

hf
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You guys know how when you're feeling up a womans breast... and it feels like a..... like a bag of sand? I think its hot.
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No loving embrace to see me through
This tedious path I've chosen here,
I certainly would've walked away by now.
Gonna wait it out."
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Ive had genital herpes since a young age, I can only presume the headmaster at my boarding school gave it me.

Im in a long term relationship and have never fessed up to it, every six months or so when I have an outbreak i'll say I caught it in my zip, or that ive got a friction burn, It looks like its been mangled half the time.

How do you confess that you are disease ridden and been keeping it secret? She won't be amused as we laugh at her bridge players who all have the same thing.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1120564


how many women have you infected without being upfront with them first?
 Quoting: gamerprincess81


About two dozen or so.
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1) You can never get married to someone who you kept secrets from, once they realize it.

2) start taking valtrex and being more upfront, as in when you meet the person and/or before you meet the person.
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You guys know how when you're feeling up a womans breast... and it feels like a..... like a bag of sand? I think its hot.
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Ahahaha. I wonder if anybody will pick up on that.
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My husband has more of a shoe fetish. I think it's silly, spending all that money on shoes I can barely walk in, but hey, if it makes him happy...
 Quoting: D's Pet


That's pretty common actually. I wonder if they are common denominators among these men. My best friend has a shoe thing too, he's a guy. Very 'stylish' type CA type....
 Quoting: Opeth


I'm actually the exact opposite... I hate shoes. Pure nakedness does it for me.

Shoes and socks are a big turn off.
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This tedious path I've chosen here,
I certainly would've walked away by now.
Gonna wait it out."
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Seven goddamn pages with no sex advice..What the fuck is wrong with you people?
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ok Opeth hear ya go, pick one of the following:

Super Spud

Wonder Potities

The Dictator

Mashed Mama

Deepfried Goodness

The Gravy Train

Spuds n Studs

hf
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1240864


sigh

Don't you realize I'm not a tater? ...but

luvtots

I'm a human girl dammit!

I want a good name! *sob*

wink
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There is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves.
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Seven goddamn pages with no sex advice..What the fuck is wrong with you people?
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Everybody here is a virgin, or we all only have sex once a year.
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Seven goddamn pages with no sex advice..What the fuck is wrong with you people?
 Quoting: Trench


I did give some advice actually.

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There is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves.
...Here's Tom with the weather"

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your's husband sound alot like me

right down to the D
 Quoting: theDtrain


Haha. Or like this one. I know it's just a photo op, but it's kind of like "is the chain really necessary? I couldn't run in these things anyway!"
tetheredsmi
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This seems like an interesting thread...first question to all women posters...what is your personal favorite position? How many times a day do you want (or need for some of us) sex on the average (or do you not need your daily dose of dick)? And for gamerprincess do you ever fuck or suck while you or your partner go on a 20 killstreak on CoD? Video game fetish? Ever heard of it? And last question for now...would you rather take it in the booty or give head? Ill have more to keep this thread going strong if necessary...thanks in advance
 Quoting: i like to fuck lol 1160086


Personal favorite.. Reverse cowgirl FTW...

I have a very high sex drive, so I usually want it at least 2-3 times a day in one way or another.. Oral, intercourse, masturbation, sometimes all 3.

As for getting it on while playing games, yes, we have done that several times. Very fun and exciting :) Sometimes I make him a sammic, bring an ice cold beer and then give him the controller and I go to town!

I don't take it in the booty, so I'm gonna go negative with that one. I love giving head, though :)
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Seven goddamn pages with no sex advice..What the fuck is wrong with you people?
 Quoting: Trench


So far.. I've learned I should buy a bunch of female sex toys and take them to confront a nun.


I'll get back with you guys on how well that will go...
"If there were no rewards to reap,
No loving embrace to see me through
This tedious path I've chosen here,
I certainly would've walked away by now.
Gonna wait it out."
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ok Opeth hear ya go, pick one of the following:

Super Spud

Wonder Potities

The Dictator

Mashed Mama

Deepfried Goodness

The Gravy Train

Spuds n Studs

hf
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1240864


sigh

Don't you realize I'm not a tater? ...but

luvtots

I'm a human girl dammit!

I want a good name! *sob*

wink
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1240864

But if at the Church they would give us some ale,
And a pleasant fire our souls to regale,
We'd sing and we'd pray all the live-long day,
And never once wish from the Church to stray.
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As for the feet issue.

I don't dislike feet or anything but ive always been a traditional legs, tits and ass man.

Apples and oranges, swings and roundabouts.
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You guys know how when you're feeling up a womans breast... and it feels like a..... like a bag of sand? I think its hot.
 Quoting: Socapatoy


Ahahaha. I wonder if anybody will pick up on that.
 Quoting: Atheist


Went over my head. Then again, I'm blonde today.
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You guys know how when you're feeling up a womans breast... and it feels like a..... like a bag of sand? I think its hot.
 Quoting: Socapatoy


sucktater

*hehe* you know I'm teasing.
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Seven goddamn pages with no sex advice..What the fuck is wrong with you people?
 Quoting: Trench


No one is asking!
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So far.. I've learned I should buy a bunch of female sex toys and take them to confront a nun.
 Quoting: Socapatoy


A sexy goth nun?
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Seven goddamn pages with no sex advice..What the fuck is wrong with you people?
 Quoting: Trench


Either the men here don't need advice, or they just never have sex with someone aside from Rosy Palmer and her 5 sisters.
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Seven goddamn pages with no sex advice..What the fuck is wrong with you people?
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i'm only here to watch. seeing as i'm a pure innocent baby kitteh. i know nothing of sex.
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You guys know how when you're feeling up a womans breast... and it feels like a..... like a bag of sand? I think its hot.
 Quoting: Socapatoy


Ahahaha. I wonder if anybody will pick up on that.
 Quoting: Atheist


Went over my head. Then again, I'm blonde today.
 Quoting: D's Pet

40 year old virgin. I learned everything I know from him.
"If there were no rewards to reap,
No loving embrace to see me through
This tedious path I've chosen here,
I certainly would've walked away by now.
Gonna wait it out."
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So far.. I've learned I should buy a bunch of female sex toys and take them to confront a nun.


I'll get back with you guys on how well that will go...
 Quoting: Socapatoy


Pffft! spank

They make sex toys for guys too, jeez! Have you NOT heard of the fleshlight?!

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There is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves.
...Here's Tom with the weather"

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Seven goddamn pages with no sex advice..What the fuck is wrong with you people?
 Quoting: Trench


So far.. I've learned I should buy a bunch of female sex toys and take them to confront a nun.


I'll get back with you guys on how well that will go...
 Quoting: Socapatoy


Hey, it seems you got something positive and erotic out of it! That was our goal here :)
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Seven goddamn pages with no sex advice..What the fuck is wrong with you people?
 Quoting: Trench


So far.. I've learned I should buy a bunch of female sex toys and take them to confront a nun.


I'll get back with you guys on how well that will go...
 Quoting: Socapatoy


don't forget your fmp's
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This seems like an interesting thread...first question to all women posters...what is your personal favorite position? How many times a day do you want (or need for some of us) sex on the average (or do you not need your daily dose of dick)? And for gamerprincess do you ever fuck or suck while you or your partner go on a 20 killstreak on CoD? Video game fetish? Ever heard of it? And last question for now...would you rather take it in the booty or give head? Ill have more to keep this thread going strong if necessary...thanks in advance
 Quoting: i like to fuck lol 1160086


Personal favorite.. Reverse cowgirl FTW...

I have a very high sex drive, so I usually want it at least 2-3 times a day in one way or another.. Oral, intercourse, masturbation, sometimes all 3.

As for getting it on while playing games, yes, we have done that several times. Very fun and exciting :) Sometimes I make him a sammic, bring an ice cold beer and then give him the controller and I go to town!

I don't take it in the booty, so I'm gonna go negative with that one. I love giving head, though :)
 Quoting: gamerprincess81


damn between you and azul.

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Seven goddamn pages with no sex advice..What the fuck is wrong with you people?
 Quoting: Trench


i'm only here to watch. seeing as i'm a pure innocent baby kitteh. i know nothing of sex.
 Quoting: * Azul *


Yeah, riiiiiiight.
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your's husband sound alot like me

right down to the D
 Quoting: theDtrain


Haha. Or like this one. I know it's just a photo op, but it's kind of like "is the chain really necessary? I couldn't run in these things anyway!"
tetheredsmi
 Quoting: D's Pet

One time my wife and I were stumbling back to our hotel on esplanade from Bourbon St. She had such bad leg cramps from walking all night in some little venus shoes she ordered that I had to carry her back pretty much all the way. Not a fucking cab in sight...

Last Edited by Rusty's Sickness on 01/23/2011 05:46 PM
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We'd sing and we'd pray all the live-long day,
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Seven goddamn pages with no sex advice..What the fuck is wrong with you people?
 Quoting: Trench


i'm only here to watch. seeing as i'm a pure innocent baby kitteh. i know nothing of sex.
 Quoting: * Azul *


you bad girl. you do too know of teh secks!!!

so, did you order your wascally wabbit yet?
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So far.. I've learned I should buy a bunch of female sex toys and take them to confront a nun.


I'll get back with you guys on how well that will go...
 Quoting: Socapatoy


Pffft! spank

They make sex toys for guys too, jeez! Have you NOT heard of the fleshlight?!

sigh
 Quoting: Opeth


You do realize what you just started right?



I'M NEVER COMING OUT OF MY HOUSE AGAIN!!!!

wheeeeeeeeeeee


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"If there were no rewards to reap,
No loving embrace to see me through
This tedious path I've chosen here,
I certainly would've walked away by now.
Gonna wait it out."
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