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Richard Eldritch
(OP) User ID: 1251987  United Kingdom02/02/2011 04:57 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1252941  United States02/02/2011 06:02 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Dough Dude
User ID: 1252858 United States02/02/2011 06:13 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1251727  Australia02/02/2011 06:18 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Dalbyspook
User ID: 1253062 02/02/2011 06:37 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | 15. must tolerate kittahs Quoting: Anonymous Coward 123209715a. Never look into the eyes of a kittah, it will activate your programming. Meerkats were formed of this world - To create. Then to save. If it can not be saved, then to destroy & start the cycle again. We are not Great, do not Worship us and we are not your Master's. WE are ALL the Great Oral Disemenators... We are all FREE... extracted from the book of "The nobody". |
| ashesand sackcloth
User ID: 1115888 United States02/02/2011 06:39 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Dalbyspook
User ID: 1253062 02/02/2011 06:40 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | If your smart you will leave GLP while you are able to. After awhile the choice will NOT be yours to decide. You have been warned. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1251547Its the kittahs, don't look at their fraking eyes....... Meerkats were formed of this world - To create. Then to save. If it can not be saved, then to destroy & start the cycle again. We are not Great, do not Worship us and we are not your Master's. WE are ALL the Great Oral Disemenators... We are all FREE... extracted from the book of "The nobody". |
| Richard Eldritch
(OP) User ID: 1251987 United Kingdom02/02/2011 07:46 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| CelticLegends
User ID: 1213481  Netherlands02/02/2011 07:50 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Chawlee
User ID: 1253143  Sweden02/02/2011 07:52 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Hello Quoting: Richard EldritchWelcome, take off your clothes and place them in the Hot Burny thing..... Choose your Front. Now..... 1) Read The Disclaimer.... 2)Have an Attitude (I have Bad Covered) 3)Have A Thick Skin.. 4)You were a Moron,You are now a Moran 5)There are many in jokes..learn them all. 6)DON'T BE DULL 7)Richard Eldritch 8)Be a funny bastard, not a total bastard.9)Yes they can post here to 10)Help and Donate.See? No Advertising even for non donators... Check!! |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1145382 United States02/02/2011 09:10 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Dough Dude
User ID: 1252858 United States02/02/2011 11:55 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Try not to get too worked up over Richard's avatar. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1250799 especially if you're gay or whatever Nikki is.  That's an ongoing argument I have with myself...she was a dude and now a woman, she was dating a she-male...I can't break this one down logically other that to say, all of the above...bisexual doesn't even do it justice... I'm Pansexual ... that has nothing to do with sex and cookware! Yes I have had the widest range of sex here save one other person. I thought you were trisexual! Try anything... Failing to plan, is planning to fail. All intelligent people are conscious, not all conscious people are intelligent. |
| Aileana
User ID: 561062 United States02/03/2011 09:11 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Richard Eldritch
(OP) User ID: 1251987 United Kingdom02/03/2011 09:12 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1035843  Austria02/03/2011 09:15 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | i always arrive late for this kind of shit :emot cheer: Quoting: AileanaI'd expect an Old timer like you to have had a few points HM? 101) If you are in England , Richard will hire you. He always searches for slaves in his saltmine! |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1035843 Austria02/03/2011 09:16 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Richard Eldritch
(OP) User ID: 1251987 United Kingdom02/03/2011 09:22 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Aileana
User ID: 561062 United States02/03/2011 09:28 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| ºLeelooº
User ID: 869023 United States02/03/2011 09:32 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Richard Eldritch
(OP) User ID: 1251987 United Kingdom02/03/2011 09:36 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Epic thread! Quoting: ºLeelooº Why thank you, feel free to post your tips.... Last Edited by Richard Eldritch on 02/03/2011 09:36 AM HUSSAR! |
| Intentionally Blank
User ID: 1254378 United Kingdom02/03/2011 09:47 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Nikki_LaVeyI know you wanted me to carry your baby but Richard got to me first! ;-) I don't have kids Nikki (I KNEW there was a reason). Dick's the man! So was Nikki!! :lol01: Last Edited by Intentionally Blank on 02/03/2011 09:49 AM |
| Richard Eldritch
(OP) User ID: 1251987 United Kingdom02/03/2011 09:51 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Intentionally Blank
User ID: 1254378 United Kingdom02/03/2011 09:52 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Whatever you do, don't mate with GLPers... the kids come out real weird... Brief and To the Point's kid: Richard Strong's kid: Richard Eldritch's kid: Last Edited by Intentionally Blank on 02/03/2011 09:52 AM |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1250799 United States02/03/2011 09:56 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Whatever you do, don't mate with GLPers... the kids come out real weird... Quoting: Intentionally BlankBrief and To the Point's kid: Richard Strong's kid: Richard Eldritch's kid: That made me laugh and spit all over the damned place... Snot bubbles...  |
| Richard Eldritch
(OP) User ID: 1251987 United Kingdom02/03/2011 09:57 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Intentionally Blank
User ID: 1254378 United Kingdom02/03/2011 09:58 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| ºLeelooº
User ID: 869023 United States02/03/2011 11:48 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Epic thread! Quoting: ºLeelooºWhy thank you, feel free to post your tips.... Ok here's my contribution. Have no idea what number we're on and sorry if I'm repeating anyone... -Whenever you disagree with someone call them a shill as loud and as often as possible. -Do not troll "the weatherman who must not be named" threads, you might get baned(figure out what "baned" means). -Figure out which GLP tard you are and own it!(suntard, moontard, magmatard and so on...) -Always start pointless "Ask me a question" threads. Example: I just bought a Schnook, ask me a question... -Always post funny pics in threads as your response, even if they don't make any sense. Example:  BIG Badaboom! "it's not only at our doorstep, some moran has lit it on fire!" ~Anonymous Coward 919411 talking about doom |
| Intentionally Blank
User ID: 1254378 United Kingdom02/03/2011 12:52 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Dalby spook.
User ID: 1254775 United States02/03/2011 02:52 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Best not to have an Avatar showing what you look like... Quoting: Intentionally Blank Crazy Jar Head pleeeaaase take note. Last Edited by Dalby spook. on 02/03/2011 02:54 PM Meerkats were formed of this world - To create. Then to save. If it can not be saved, then to destroy & start the cycle again. We are not Great, do not Worship us and we are not your Master's. WE are ALL the Great Oral Disemenators... We are all FREE... extracted from the book of "The nobody". |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1035843 Austria02/03/2011 02:55 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
