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Mortgage Overdue One Month--Strange Night Time Visitor

 
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Anyone here ever hear of a "JPM" company out of Detroit that supposedly works for banks, hiring contract help to check mortgaged properties to see if they are still being lived in? If you've heard of it, and have a website for it, I'd like to know.

I'm house-sitting my cousin's house while he's working out of town.

He's ONE MONTH behind in his mortgage.

Last night, 8:30pm, the doorbell rings and it's this guy asking if this is such and such an address (which it was, as the streetsign and number of the property are clearly visible at the roadside.)

Claims he's hired by this "JPM" company to ascertain if the mortgaged house is being lived in or has been abandoned by the owner. Apparently this company services numerous banks holding mortgages, blah blah.

Wants to take some pics of the house to prove he'd visited it.

I ask him if "JPM" stands for "JP Morgan"....nope, doesn't he says.

I send his ass on it's way rather firmly and call the Sheriff. Sheriff asks the right questions, takes the right notes, but knows no more about it than I do apparently.

Anybody hear of this company? I can't find anything online about it.

Very rural area here, btw, and coming up to people's doors in the dark at night, while leaving your car parked stealthily off the road, ain't the smartest course of action.
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03/27/2011 04:55 PM
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I'm with ya bro, I may have introduced him to Mr.Happy otherwise known as Mr.Smith&Wesson. Keep him near the door just for pests and the occasional vermin.
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03/27/2011 04:58 PM
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Re: Mortgage Overdue One Month--Strange Night Time Visitor
why would you open the door at night without a gun?
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why would you open the door at night without a gun?
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seriously?
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03/27/2011 05:01 PM
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More like someone wanting to see if anybody's home so he can rob the place.
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03/27/2011 05:02 PM
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More like someone wanting to see if anybody's home so he can rob the place.
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this sounds like the most likely scenario
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03/27/2011 05:05 PM
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Pay your fucking bills you deadbeat OP.

My investments count on it.

We will visit again.

BE SCARED, until you payments are upto date.

DEADBEAT.
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03/27/2011 05:06 PM
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I have a African Mastiff.If I don't give her the chill command.I am sure no one would enter my home.Good luck.
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03/27/2011 05:08 PM
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why would you open the door at night without a gun?
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seriously?
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The dude has a point, I'm very leary of nighttime visitors.......it's a country kind of thing. Knew a guy once who had one in the corner of every room, and behind the door. Kind of crazy ehh!
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03/27/2011 05:08 PM
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It's called a BPO, or "Broker Price Option". Eight o'clock at night is a little late and 30 days overdue is a little early, but it's not unheard of.

My concern would be more that he isn't connected with the mortgage holder at all and is working a scam.
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Pay your fucking bills you deadbeat OP.

My investments count on it.

We will visit again.

BE SCARED, until you payments are upto date.

DEADBEAT.
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Cunt
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Well I can tell you that all they do is take pics to verify the house is still being lived in. Also it is the mortgage companies way to start the foreclosure proceedings but only one month behind they should not be doing this yet. Keep your eyes peeled cause it looks like a planned home invasion.
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Pay your fucking bills you deadbeat OP.

My investments count on it.

We will visit again.

BE SCARED, until you payments are upto date.

DEADBEAT.
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Creditor, actually.

Cunt
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03/27/2011 05:11 PM
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Pay your fucking bills you deadbeat OP.

My investments count on it.

We will visit again.

BE SCARED, until you payments are upto date.

DEADBEAT.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1316669




Cunt
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WTF do you mean. The OP is the cunt.

The world economy is falling apart due to cunts that took credit, and wont repay.
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03/27/2011 05:11 PM
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I'm with ya bro, I may have introduced him to Mr.Happy otherwise known as Mr.Smith&Wesson. Keep him near the door just for pests and the occasional vermin.
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Mr. Happy...

EAA Windicator at my house.
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03/27/2011 05:15 PM
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I have a broker friend who does this for a living. They target troubled assets. He goes out to the property to make sure the homeowner is there and reports back to the bank. He inspects the property to see what shape it is in, and decides if they can sell it (via a short sale). Or, they determine if there is a tenant in it and if the tenant can pay the mortgage payment.

Get this, my friend PAYS PEOPLE to vacate foreclosed homes. Yeah, the bank gives the homeowner a big, fat check to leave the premises and not damage or take anything with them (like the appliances). My friend says they pay up to $4,000 to get people to leave their homes because it is way cheaper than fixing them up after the homeowner has trashed the place. It's just a lot cleaner than actually going through having the sheriff throw them out, etc.

FYI.
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why would you open the door at night without a gun?
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+1
Bad move to have exchanged any discourse with this "JPM" representative.
Sounds more like the repo man to me than a mortgage rep. You'd need to be behind more than a month for them to be so aggressive.
The person you are house sitting for isn't being straight with you. You are missing some key information here.
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Pay your fucking bills you deadbeat OP.

My investments count on it.

We will visit again.

BE SCARED, until you payments are upto date.

DEADBEAT.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1316669




Cunt
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1177801


WTF do you mean. The OP is the cunt.

The world economy is falling apart due to cunts that took credit, and wont repay.
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actually the world is in the shitter cause of the greed of people like you , who have enough and keep trying to get more and more and more and more , I hope you get crushed by the weight of all you own :) and die in a glorious messy squish puddle of crap :)
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03/27/2011 05:17 PM
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Re: Mortgage Overdue One Month--Strange Night Time Visitor
Pay your fucking bills you deadbeat OP.

My investments count on it.

We will visit again.

BE SCARED, until you payments are upto date.

DEADBEAT.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1316669






Ever heard of the castle doctrine, if I was you I'd be careful because one of these "deadbeats" may fill your tank with lead.



As of October 4 2007], the Castle Doctrine has become law in Florida, South Carolina, Georgia, Alabama, Mississippi, Louisiana, Tennessee, Kentucky, Indiana, Michigan, North and South Dakota, Kansas, Oklahoma, Texas, Arizona, Alaska, Idaho, Missouri and Maine. . . . By far, the popular concept in those states has been the “stand your ground” approach that permits a homeowner to fire upon invaders at first sight.
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Anyone here ever hear of a "JPM" company out of Detroit that supposedly works for banks, hiring contract help to check mortgaged properties to see if they are still being lived in? If you've heard of it, and have a website for it, I'd like to know.

I'm house-sitting my cousin's house while he's working out of town.

He's ONE MONTH behind in his mortgage.

Last night, 8:30pm, the doorbell rings and it's this guy asking if this is such and such an address (which it was, as the streetsign and number of the property are clearly visible at the roadside.)

Claims he's hired by this "JPM" company to ascertain if the mortgaged house is being lived in or has been abandoned by the owner. Apparently this company services numerous banks holding mortgages, blah blah.

Wants to take some pics of the house to prove he'd visited it.

I ask him if "JPM" stands for "JP Morgan"....nope, doesn't he says.

I send his ass on it's way rather firmly and call the Sheriff. Sheriff asks the right questions, takes the right notes, but knows no more about it than I do apparently.

Anybody hear of this company? I can't find anything online about it.

Very rural area here, btw, and coming up to people's doors in the dark at night, while leaving your car parked stealthily off the road, ain't the smartest course of action.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 728979



Yeah sorry about that Dude!!! I was a little drunk last night... Sometimes I like to do that... I like to knock on strangers houses and get some pictures, maybe grab a couple beers while I'm there... Sorry bout that Man!
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03/27/2011 05:18 PM
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Re: Mortgage Overdue One Month--Strange Night Time Visitor
Pay your fucking bills you deadbeat OP.

My investments count on it.

We will visit again.

BE SCARED, until you payments are upto date.

DEADBEAT.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1316669


fuck you. i hope the OP enjoys sleepless nights, worry and eventually homelessness.

The government and the investors are all on the same team.



Ever heard of the castle doctrine, if I was you I'd be careful because one of these "deadbeats" may fill your tank with lead.



As of October 4 2007], the Castle Doctrine has become law in Florida, South Carolina, Georgia, Alabama, Mississippi, Louisiana, Tennessee, Kentucky, Indiana, Michigan, North and South Dakota, Kansas, Oklahoma, Texas, Arizona, Alaska, Idaho, Missouri and Maine. . . . By far, the popular concept in those states has been the “stand your ground” approach that permits a homeowner to fire upon invaders at first sight.
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03/27/2011 05:21 PM
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I suspect JPM stands for JP Morgan Chase Bank. This is pretty common for banks to do.
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03/27/2011 05:22 PM
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I have a broker friend who does this for a living. They target troubled assets. He goes out to the property to make sure the homeowner is there and reports back to the bank. He inspects the property to see what shape it is in, and decides if they can sell it (via a short sale). Or, they determine if there is a tenant in it and if the tenant can pay the mortgage payment.

Get this, my friend PAYS PEOPLE to vacate foreclosed homes. Yeah, the bank gives the homeowner a big, fat check to leave the premises and not damage or take anything with them (like the appliances). My friend says they pay up to $4,000 to get people to leave their homes because it is way cheaper than fixing them up after the homeowner has trashed the place. It's just a lot cleaner than actually going through having the sheriff throw them out, etc.

FYI.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 969156






It's called cash for keys, and typically they don't offer this until the foreclosure is complete. But since the markets are saturated with REO and bank owned homes, they are making more deals to try to get people to stay as long as possible.
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03/27/2011 05:23 PM
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I had them check my house once... I was late on payment and have been the last year or so.

The guy across street has lived in his house for 2 or 3 yrs after his mom died and had it on reverse motgage... He still there and has made no payments to them...
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These companies are all real pricks.

I got a loan modification through ASC/JP MC. God awful companies.

They did not send me statements letters. Nothing for 3 months after but I paid it anyway, then about 2 weeks later I got a statement saying I was 3 months behind.

Straightened that out then they misappropriated my 1st months payment by applying it to some charges I had never seen before.

That was about half of the monthly payment.

The other half of the money just disappeared.

I told them to apply my payment properly and I would pay for the other charges when they sent me a bill for that alone and explained what it was for.

Never did it and I have continued paying my mortgage on time, but now they have me in the record books for being a month late on every mortgage payment for a year, IE constantly behind one month.

3 or 4 times a guy has come by to see if I am living here and each time guess what.

They charge me $20 for an inspection fee.

Last inspector was a freak show, cut off shorts, tank top, ratty hair etc. Bad thing is he is just trying to make a living, and I let go on him.

They hire these guys as independent contractors.
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Pay your fucking bills you deadbeat OP.

My investments count on it.

We will visit again.

BE SCARED, until you payments are upto date.

DEADBEAT.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1316669


fuck you. i hope the OP enjoys sleepless nights, worry and eventually homelessness.

The government and the investors are all on the same team.



Ever heard of the castle doctrine, if I was you I'd be careful because one of these "deadbeats" may fill your tank with lead.



As of October 4 2007], the Castle Doctrine has become law in Florida, South Carolina, Georgia, Alabama, Mississippi, Louisiana, Tennessee, Kentucky, Indiana, Michigan, North and South Dakota, Kansas, Oklahoma, Texas, Arizona, Alaska, Idaho, Missouri and Maine. . . . By far, the popular concept in those states has been the “stand your ground” approach that permits a homeowner to fire upon invaders at first sight.
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yup in texas we can shoot if your on the property I know for a fact cause had a break in last year and chased the guy outwith my gun and called the cops. then he tells me i should have just shot him wtf kind crazy the cop told me that
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03/27/2011 05:39 PM
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The OP is a fucking deadbeat. Close the thread damit.
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Pay your fucking bills you deadbeat OP.

My investments count on it.

We will visit again.

BE SCARED, until you payments are upto date.

DEADBEAT.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1316669


fuck you. i hope the OP enjoys sleepless nights, worry and eventually homelessness.

The government and the investors are all on the same team.



Ever heard of the castle doctrine, if I was you I'd be careful because one of these "deadbeats" may fill your tank with lead.



As of October 4 2007], the Castle Doctrine has become law in Florida, South Carolina, Georgia, Alabama, Mississippi, Louisiana, Tennessee, Kentucky, Indiana, Michigan, North and South Dakota, Kansas, Oklahoma, Texas, Arizona, Alaska, Idaho, Missouri and Maine. . . . By far, the popular concept in those states has been the “stand your ground” approach that permits a homeowner to fire upon invaders at first sight.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1304086

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1316669



I suggest you read a thread before pouring out your poison.
The OP IS NOT the person behind on the mortgage.
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The OP is a fucking deadbeat. Close the thread damit.
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How about you get another job, instead of shill/troll? Perhaps then you'll earn some respect and be able to look at yourself in the mirror.
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The OP is a fucking deadbeat. Close the thread damit.
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How about you get another job, instead of shill/troll? Perhaps then you'll earn some respect and be able to look at yourself in the mirror.
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The OP needs to pay his bills before his creditors crack his skull.
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Pay your fucking bills you deadbeat OP.

My investments count on it.

We will visit again.

BE SCARED, until you payments are upto date.

DEADBEAT.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1316669


Learn to read, phuckwit--it's my COUSIN'S home, not mine.





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