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Was Jesus simply one of the first con artists?

 
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Was Jesus simply one of the first con artists?
I was raised by a con artist, and I must say after careful study of the Bible imo, everything 'miraculous' that was done by Jesus could have EASILY been trickery, or con artistry on a level yet experienced by primitives. The first con artists would have definitely been seen as god like or performing miracles. One could say, he was ahead of his time. Run the con, enjoy the spoils, play the pious & holy card too. It must have been a hell of a ride while it lasted, behind closed doors with the spoils, celebrating, endless whores. His crucifixion was probably nothing more than his finally getting busted and punished for it. Likely screwed with the wrong guy or guys and got turned in. The stories that followed dissipated yet got morphed over time and word of mouth. The cons lost their origin and became 'real' due to corruption of the actual story events and passing of time. Occam's Razor folks. What is more plausible? A man who was an all power being, performed miracles, then died for all humanity and rose from the dead? Or a man and a rag tag bunch of clever opportunists ran some cons on stupid people until they got busted?
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What is more plausible? A man who was an all power being, performed miracles, then died for all humanity and rose from the dead? Or a man and a rag tag bunch of clever opportunists ran some cons on stupid people until they got busted?
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Neither. Simply someone who was awake enough to be His truth, and went down in history for it. We can do it too. Don't be like your parents ^-^.
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Re: Was Jesus simply one of the first con artists?
The short answer. We will never know. Until we die and then we will either know or have the forever sleep. peace
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What is more plausible? A man who was an all power being, performed miracles, then died for all humanity and rose from the dead? Or a man and a rag tag bunch of clever opportunists ran some cons on stupid people until they got busted?
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Neither. Simply someone who was awake enough to be His truth, and went down in history for it. We can do it too. Don't be like your parents ^-^.
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I have no idea what you are on about. My parents were good people by the way (mom was a nurse, pop was a driver for the disabled). A shame I guess that they are now being tortured for eternity in hellfire.
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Re: Was Jesus simply one of the first con artists?
yes.
Jesus of Nazareth was nothing but an itinerant guru
(for which we see many parallels in this modern day),
and he stirred up a lot of shit, and the authorities
nailed him to a cross, and then all of his friends
made a hero out of him, and then 300 years latter
the Emperor Constantine co-opted the "Cult of Jesus"
to prop up the authority of his rule.
(and since there ain't no God, he cerainly
can't be the "son of God")
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Re: Was Jesus simply one of the first con artists?
His nickname was Shifty
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Re: Was Jesus simply one of the first con artists?
That's funny -- accusing Jesus of being a con artist was exactly what most of the Jews in his day (who are likely now burning in hell) used to accuse him of being.

But to answer your question -- no, Jesus is definitely no fraud. He was and is the greatest human being who ever lived. His power to perform miracles came from God, not from himself or from demons. You don't have to wait until you're dead to know the truth about Jesus -- it's in the Bible and in your heart.
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Re: Was Jesus simply one of the first con artists?
That's funny -- accusing Jesus of being a con artist was exactly what most of the Jews in his day (who are likely now burning in hell) used to accuse him of being.

But to answer your question -- no, Jesus is definitely no fraud. He was and is the greatest human being who ever lived. His power to perform miracles came from God, not from himself or from demons. You don't have to wait until you're dead to know the truth about Jesus -- it's in the Bible and in your heart.
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Farting ki
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Re: Was Jesus simply one of the first con artists?
think you may have to go back another 4000 years or so.
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think you may have to go back another 4000 years or so.
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Do you like apples ?

heh, how do ya like dem apples !
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Re: Was Jesus simply one of the first con artists?
That's funny -- accusing Jesus of being a con artist was exactly what most of the Jews in his day (who are likely now burning in hell) used to accuse him of being.

But to answer your question -- no, Jesus is definitely no fraud. He was and is the greatest human being who ever lived. His power to perform miracles came from God, not from himself or from demons. You don't have to wait until you're dead to know the truth about Jesus -- it's in the Bible and in your heart.
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kitty Well said Former Atheist. The Lord is alive in my heart too.
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Re: Was Jesus simply one of the first con artists?
hhhmmmnnn yes a con artist that drove demons into pigs that ran off a cliff into a river , he trained them well

a conartist that cured a blindman who was blind all his life he was bouncing into things for 30 years for the blag ..lol

yes a conman who is soon to comeback so that would make him over 2000 years old , yes brillian conman you gutless turd ..

get a life
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Re: Was Jesus simply one of the first con artists?
hhhmmmnnn yes a con artist that drove demons into pigs that ran off a cliff into a river , he trained them well

a conartist that cured a blindman who was blind all his life he was bouncing into things for 30 years for the blag ..lol

yes a conman who is soon to comeback so that would make him over 2000 years old , yes brillian conman you gutless turd ..

get a life
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All unsubstantiated fairy tales. Just look here:

[link to i.imgur.com]
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Re: Was Jesus simply one of the first con artists?
That's funny -- accusing Jesus of being a con artist was exactly what most of the Jews in his day (who are likely now burning in hell) used to accuse him of being.

But to answer your question -- no, Jesus is definitely no fraud. He was and is the greatest human being who ever lived. His power to perform miracles came from God, not from himself or from demons. You don't have to wait until you're dead to know the truth about Jesus -- it's in the Bible and in your heart.
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You mean this bible? [link to i.imgur.com]

Ok, no thanks. Wow, you base your entire life on ^^^

Tragic.
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Re: Was Jesus simply one of the first con artists?
hhhmmmnnn yes a con artist that drove demons into pigs that ran off a cliff into a river , he trained them well

a conartist that cured a blindman who was blind all his life he was bouncing into things for 30 years for the blag ..lol

yes a conman who is soon to comeback so that would make him over 2000 years old , yes brillian conman you gutless turd ..

get a life
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didn't he pull a rabbit out of his ass once, too?
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Re: Was Jesus simply one of the first con artists?
No Satan was . cool2
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Re: Was Jesus simply one of the first con artists?
bump
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Re: Was Jesus simply one of the first con artists?
hhhmmmnnn yes a con artist that drove demons into pigs that ran off a cliff into a river , he trained them well

a conartist that cured a blindman who was blind all his life he was bouncing into things for 30 years for the blag ..lol

yes a conman who is soon to comeback so that would make him over 2000 years old , yes brillian conman you gutless turd ..

get a life
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All unsubstantiated fairy tales. Just look here:

[link to i.imgur.com]
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well when he comes back and will be like 200 years old and the sky lights up dont forget to tell him that hahahahahaha gulible idiots
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No Satan was . cool2
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Good one!


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Re: Was Jesus simply one of the first con artists?
hhhmmmnnn yes a con artist that drove demons into pigs that ran off a cliff into a river , he trained them well

a conartist that cured a blindman who was blind all his life he was bouncing into things for 30 years for the blag ..lol

yes a conman who is soon to comeback so that would make him over 2000 years old , yes brillian conman you gutless turd ..

get a life
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didn't he pull a rabbit out of his ass once, too?
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your mums dead
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Re: Was Jesus simply one of the first con artists?
That's funny -- accusing Jesus of being a con artist was exactly what most of the Jews in his day (who are likely now burning in hell) used to accuse him of being.

But to answer your question -- no, Jesus is definitely no fraud. He was and is the greatest human being who ever lived. His power to perform miracles came from God, not from himself or from demons. You don't have to wait until you're dead to know the truth about Jesus -- it's in the Bible and in your heart.
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Do you know him personaly? because you have no clue.. you are just going by what some fake book tells you.. No one know.. and you wont until you die..
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Re: Was Jesus simply one of the first con artists?
I was raised by a con artist, and I must say after careful study of the Bible imo, everything 'miraculous' that was done by Jesus could have EASILY been trickery, or con artistry on a level yet experienced by primitives. The first con artists would have definitely been seen as god like or performing miracles. One could say, he was ahead of his time. Run the con, enjoy the spoils, play the pious & holy card too. It must have been a hell of a ride while it lasted, behind closed doors with the spoils, celebrating, endless whores. His crucifixion was probably nothing more than his finally getting busted and punished for it. Likely screwed with the wrong guy or guys and got turned in. The stories that followed dissipated yet got morphed over time and word of mouth. The cons lost their origin and became 'real' due to corruption of the actual story events and passing of time. Occam's Razor folks. What is more plausible? A man who was an all power being, performed miracles, then died for all humanity and rose from the dead? Or a man and a rag tag bunch of clever opportunists ran some cons on stupid people until they got busted?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1111431


"Clever opportunists" don't die painful, torturous deaths for a con, especially when all they have to do is simply refute it to live.
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Re: Was Jesus simply one of the first con artists?
That's funny -- accusing Jesus of being a con artist was exactly what most of the Jews in his day (who are likely now burning in hell) used to accuse him of being.

But to answer your question -- no, Jesus is definitely no fraud. He was and is the greatest human being who ever lived. His power to perform miracles came from God, not from himself or from demons. You don't have to wait until you're dead to know the truth about Jesus -- it's in the Bible and in your heart.
 Quoting: Former Atheist 1324900


Do you know him personaly? because you have no clue.. you are just going by what some fake book tells you.. No one know.. and you wont until you die..
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1153822



Yes, actually, I do know Jesus personally. He's my Lord and Saviour as well as my big brother and best friend. I didn't get to know him through a book, I got to know him through God's spirit. What I read about him in the Bible just fills in some details.


By the way, OP -- thanks for keeping Jesus in the headlines! No such thing as bad press. :0)

afroafroafro
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Re: Was Jesus simply one of the first con artists?
That's funny -- accusing Jesus of being a con artist was exactly what most of the Jews in his day (who are likely now burning in hell) used to accuse him of being.

But to answer your question -- no, Jesus is definitely no fraud. He was and is the greatest human being who ever lived. His power to perform miracles came from God, not from himself or from demons. You don't have to wait until you're dead to know the truth about Jesus -- it's in the Bible and in your heart.
 Quoting: Former Atheist 1324900


Do you know him personaly? because you have no clue.. you are just going by what some fake book tells you.. No one know.. and you wont until you die..
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1153822



Yes, actually, I do know Jesus personally. He's my Lord and Saviour as well as my big brother and best friend. I didn't get to know him through a book, I got to know him through God's spirit. What I read about him in the Bible just fills in some details.


By the way, OP -- thanks for keeping Jesus in the headlines! No such thing as bad press. :0)

afroafroafro
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Well the tards are still falling for the con.. you are doing tptb proud biblethumper.. and you dont know him personaly.. does he pop in and take to you? Ask you how your day is, whats on your mind or do you just get on your knees like a good slave and just say it
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I was raised by a con artist, and I must say after careful study of the Bible imo, everything 'miraculous' that was done by Jesus could have EASILY been trickery, or con artistry on a level yet experienced by primitives. The first con artists would have definitely been seen as god like or performing miracles. One could say, he was ahead of his time. Run the con, enjoy the spoils, play the pious & holy card too. It must have been a hell of a ride while it lasted, behind closed doors with the spoils, celebrating, endless whores. His crucifixion was probably nothing more than his finally getting busted and punished for it. Likely screwed with the wrong guy or guys and got turned in. The stories that followed dissipated yet got morphed over time and word of mouth. The cons lost their origin and became 'real' due to corruption of the actual story events and passing of time. Occam's Razor folks. What is more plausible? A man who was an all power being, performed miracles, then died for all humanity and rose from the dead? Or a man and a rag tag bunch of clever opportunists ran some cons on stupid people until they got busted?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1111431


"Clever opportunists" don't die painful, torturous deaths for a con, especially when all they have to do is simply refute it to live.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1113553


Well the real skinny is that he had a dumb patsy "lookalike" take the fall.........dude called Simple Simon......and they kept the crowds far enough away[just this time]not to see the switch
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you stupid blasphemous zombie motha fucker.. fuck you and all of your kind internally externally and eternally.. the lord has spoken..
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Re: Was Jesus simply one of the first con artists?
I was raised by a con artist, and I must say after careful study of the Bible imo, everything 'miraculous' that was done by Jesus could have EASILY been trickery, or con artistry on a level yet experienced by primitives. The first con artists would have definitely been seen as god like or performing miracles. One could say, he was ahead of his time. Run the con, enjoy the spoils, play the pious & holy card too. It must have been a hell of a ride while it lasted, behind closed doors with the spoils, celebrating, endless whores. His crucifixion was probably nothing more than his finally getting busted and punished for it. Likely screwed with the wrong guy or guys and got turned in. The stories that followed dissipated yet got morphed over time and word of mouth. The cons lost their origin and became 'real' due to corruption of the actual story events and passing of time. Occam's Razor folks. What is more plausible? A man who was an all power being, performed miracles, then died for all humanity and rose from the dead? Or a man and a rag tag bunch of clever opportunists ran some cons on stupid people until they got busted?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1111431


"Clever opportunists" don't die painful, torturous deaths for a con, especially when all they have to do is simply refute it to live.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1113553


Well the real skinny is that he had a dumb patsy "lookalike" take the fall.........dude called Simple Simon......and they kept the crowds far enough away[just this time]not to see the switch
 Quoting: hoot no more/hasheater 1324950



I was talking about the disciples. All but one or two were martyred for their witness for Jesus.

Being such "clever opportunists", and suddenly they were too dumb to say "Hey! It was just a con!"???

Um. NO.
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Re: Was Jesus simply one of the first con artists?
That's funny -- accusing Jesus of being a con artist was exactly what most of the Jews in his day (who are likely now burning in hell) used to accuse him of being.

But to answer your question -- no, Jesus is definitely no fraud. He was and is the greatest human being who ever lived. His power to perform miracles came from God, not from himself or from demons. You don't have to wait until you're dead to know the truth about Jesus -- it's in the Bible and in your heart.
 Quoting: Former Atheist 1324900


Do you know him personaly? because you have no clue.. you are just going by what some fake book tells you.. No one know.. and you wont until you die..
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1153822



Yes, actually, I do know Jesus personally. He's my Lord and Saviour as well as my big brother and best friend. I didn't get to know him through a book, I got to know him through God's spirit. What I read about him in the Bible just fills in some details.


By the way, OP -- thanks for keeping Jesus in the headlines! No such thing as bad press. :0)

afroafroafro
 Quoting: Former Atheist 1324900

Well the tards are still falling for the con.. you are doing tptb proud biblethumper.. and you dont know him personaly.. does he pop in and take to you? Ask you how your day is, whats on your mind or do you just get on your knees like a good slave and just say it
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I'm not a slave. I serve God willingly, and I can at any time choose not to serve him, as I still have free will (as we all do while we're here on Earth). However, having once (unwittingly) served the forces of evil as an atheist and suffered horribly for it (including feeling it was my right to abuse people, physically, verbally, and in writing), I have no intention of ever doing that again. For me, it's God or nothing. I choose to serve God.
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Re: Was Jesus simply one of the first con artists?
no Jesus was a revolutionary Jewish leader trying to restore true Judaism in Jerusalem. Saul/Paul was the con artist who made up all of the Jesus' divinity and resurrection stuff to start his own religion.
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Re: Was Jesus simply one of the first con artists?
That's funny -- accusing Jesus of being a con artist was exactly what most of the Jews in his day (who are likely now burning in hell) used to accuse him of being.

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that's also what the Mandeans claim.
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