Good News told directly to me from Jesus Christ 4/5/11

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Good News told directly to me from Jesus Christ 4/5/11
The Goatman Offer Upgrade User ID: 1292055 United States 04/05/2011 12:14 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Good News told directly to me from Jesus Christ 4/5/11 Major Earthquake East-Central U.S. SOON, he emphasized SOON (New Madrid fault-line?). He also told me he set hell to extra toasty should anyone have failed to repent after the Japan quake. Fear not, the toxic cloud that will contaminate the whole Earth is on it's way. THIS IS A DIRECT REVELATION FROM OUR LORD JESUS CHRIST, I KNOW THIS BECAUSE HE TOLD ME SO

Anonymous Coward User ID: 1329181 United States 04/05/2011 12:15 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Good News told directly to me from Jesus Christ 4/5/11
Anonymous Coward User ID: 499694 United States 04/05/2011 12:20 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Good News told directly to me from Jesus Christ 4/5/11 Don't give the OP any food, ever!
The Goatman (OP) User ID: 1292055 United States 04/05/2011 12:22 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Good News told directly to me from Jesus Christ 4/5/11 One of my previous prophecies came true and yet you all still doubt me and thus also Jesus! (Damnit guys, this is a parody thread, please play along for fun) Last Edited by The Goatman on 04/05/2011 12:22 PM

Anonymous Coward User ID: 1327648 United States 04/05/2011 12:22 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Good News told directly to me from Jesus Christ 4/5/11
Hobbes the Tiger User ID: 1086228 United States 04/05/2011 12:25 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Good News told directly to me from Jesus Christ 4/5/11 One of my previous prophecies came true and yet you all still doubt me and thus also Jesus! (Damnit guys, this is a parody thread, please play along for fun) Quoting: The Goatman No offense but I find the regular ones stupid enough... no need to parody them. "Only a few find the way, some don't recognize it when they do - some... don't ever want to."
FubarMan User ID: 1328311 United States 04/05/2011 12:27 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Good News told directly to me from Jesus Christ 4/5/11 One of my previous prophecies came true and yet you all still doubt me and thus also Jesus! (Damnit guys, this is a parody thread, please play along for fun) Quoting: The Goatman The most satisfying element of a good parody is seeing others mistake it for the genuine article.
Paid Government Shill User ID: 1321141 United States 04/05/2011 12:32 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Good News told directly to me from Jesus Christ 4/5/11 He also told me he set hell to extra toasty... Quoting: The Goatman LOL
The Goatman (OP) User ID: 1292055 United States 04/05/2011 12:38 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Good News told directly to me from Jesus Christ 4/5/11 Oh yeah, I just felt like turning up the notch a little before a new plague, raises the stakes and really gets my mojo going if you know what I mean. - Jesus Christ dictated directly to me in my sleep
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1156530 United States 04/05/2011 12:41 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Good News told directly to me from Jesus Christ 4/5/11 I wish this Jesus fellow would just show up on some MSM show and cut out all these middlemen ...

Paid Government Shill User ID: 1321141 United States 04/05/2011 12:52 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Good News told directly to me from Jesus Christ 4/5/11 I wish this Jesus fellow would just show up on some MSM show and cut out all these middlemen ... Quoting: Ima Pseudonym He is very busy you know... showing up in pancakes, reese cups, windows, toast, fish sticks, plaster, etc...
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1323742 United States 04/05/2011 01:02 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Good News told directly to me from Jesus Christ 4/5/11 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1327648
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