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You Might Be A Socialist....Jeff Foxworthy Style Way To Tell If You're A Socialist!

 
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You Might Be A Socialist....Jeff Foxworthy Style Way To Tell If You're A Socialist!
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"If the only thing you, your Cabinet members and czars know about business is from books read at Harvard Law School, written by Karl Marx, you might be a socialist."
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"If you think anyone who doesn't read the New York Times is dumb and ignorant, but think it's OK for Congress to pass a 2,000-page health care bill without reading it, you might be a socialist."
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"If you think it was OK for Nancy Pelosi to pass Obamacare so she could benefit from the special clause on Page 1,890 that gives free faceliftsto public officials, you might be a socialist (just kidding!)."
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Re: You Might Be A Socialist....Jeff Foxworthy Style Way To Tell If You're A Socialist!
"If you're a Columbia University professor and gave a student named Barack Obama an A in economics, you are definitely a socialist."
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Re: You Might Be A Socialist....Jeff Foxworthy Style Way To Tell If You're A Socialist!
A fair days work or a fair days pay. Am i a socialist?
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Re: You Might Be A Socialist....Jeff Foxworthy Style Way To Tell If You're A Socialist!
That was rich.


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Re: You Might Be A Socialist....Jeff Foxworthy Style Way To Tell If You're A Socialist!
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Problem with THAT is that Mr. Root was NOT Obama's 'classmate'.

He went to the same school, AT the same time, but ADMITS HE NEVER MET OBAMA, and didn't run in the same circles!!
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Re: You Might Be A Socialist....Jeff Foxworthy Style Way To Tell If You're A Socialist!
 Quoting: 40Head



Problem with THAT is that Mr. Root was NOT Obama's 'classmate'.

He went to the same school, AT the same time, but ADMITS HE NEVER MET OBAMA, and didn't run in the same circles!!
 Quoting: DoomMyAss


While this is important, you're completely missing the point of the comic genius of this article!
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This stuff is right on...I can't believe it's been such a hidden treasure! Anybody got anything to add to this one???
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04/06/2011 12:40 PM
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Re: You Might Be A Socialist....Jeff Foxworthy Style Way To Tell If You're A Socialist!
 Quoting: 40Head



Problem with THAT is that Mr. Root was NOT Obama's 'classmate'.

He went to the same school, AT the same time, but ADMITS HE NEVER MET OBAMA, and didn't run in the same circles!!
 Quoting: DoomMyAss


no-one can remember Obama at Columbia.

now THAT is fucking bizarre.
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If you went to Public School you and your family are Socialist.
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Re: You Might Be A Socialist....Jeff Foxworthy Style Way To Tell If You're A Socialist!
 Quoting: 40Head



Problem with THAT is that Mr. Root was NOT Obama's 'classmate'.

He went to the same school, AT the same time, but ADMITS HE NEVER MET OBAMA, and didn't run in the same circles!!
 Quoting: DoomMyAss


no-one can remember Obama at Columbia.

now THAT is fucking bizarre.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 809904


You do know...this is THE MOST transparent presidency EVER! He even won an award for it!
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Re: You Might Be A Socialist....Jeff Foxworthy Style Way To Tell If You're A Socialist!
A fair days work or a fair days pay. Am i a socialist?
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Only if you want to redistribute your 'fair days pay' to those who won't do a fair days work.

Can you hear me now?
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Re: You Might Be A Socialist....Jeff Foxworthy Style Way To Tell If You're A Socialist!
A fair days work or a fair days pay. Am i a socialist?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1330332


Only if you want to redistribute your 'fair days pay' to those who won't do a fair days work.

Can you hear me now?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1277996


A fair day's pay for a fair day's work is ANTI-SOCIALIST! Better watch out talking that kind of propoganda...you'll get thrown into a FEMA camp for such treasonous words.





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