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Does anyone know of a product to cheat/pass a urine test for cannabis?

 
Logan0809
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Does anyone know of a product to cheat/pass a urine test for cannabis?
Does anyone know of a product to cheat/pass a urine test for cannabis?

Any help would be much appreciated.

Many Thanks
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04/15/2011 07:16 PM
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Re: Does anyone know of a product to cheat/pass a urine test for cannabis?
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Re: Does anyone know of a product to cheat/pass a urine test for cannabis?
yeah, it's called STOP TAKING DRUGS
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Doesn't work they check for that too. Also not smoking weed helps you pass.
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Re: Does anyone know of a product to cheat/pass a urine test for cannabis?
Give em' what they want. Clean 98 degree urine.
Doesn't have to be yours.
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Re: Does anyone know of a product to cheat/pass a urine test for cannabis?
Does anyone know of a product to cheat/pass a urine test for cannabis?

Any help would be much appreciated.

Many Thanks
 Quoting: Logan0809 1075099


Thats a tough one...if they don't actually watch you pee in a cup,there are ways to cheat the test with clean urine..hint hint
For I would not, brethren, that ye should be ignorant of this mystery, lest ye should be wise in your own conceits; that blindness in part is happened to Israel, until the fulness of the Gentiles be come in.
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Re: Does anyone know of a product to cheat/pass a urine test for cannabis?
buy some clean piss that is in a type of container that keeps it at 98 degrees.
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Re: Does anyone know of a product to cheat/pass a urine test for cannabis?
Quit smoking dope and you won't have that problem.
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Does anyone know of a product to cheat/pass a urine test for cannabis?

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 Quoting: Logan0809 1075099


Wait 3 days....
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TAke lots of other drugs, and it will confuse them.
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Niacin!!!! This is a fullproof method but be careful not to take too much!!!5a
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04/15/2011 07:21 PM
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Does anyone know of a product to cheat/pass a urine test for cannabis?

Any help would be much appreciated.

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 Quoting: Logan0809 1075099


Wait 3 days....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1340784

Nope,cannabis stays in your system for 30 days
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yeah, it's called STOP TAKING DRUGS
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I quit a few weeks ago and wont be tested for at least another 2-3 weeks. Just want make sure i pass. Almost life and death for me.
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04/15/2011 07:23 PM
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Does anyone know of a product to cheat/pass a urine test for cannabis?

Any help would be much appreciated.

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 Quoting: Logan0809 1075099


Wait 3 days....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1340784

Nope,cannabis stays in your system for 30 days
 Quoting: mathetes


OH....well....that explains getting no calls back after a job interview...

....total hassle, man.....
Anonymous Coward
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04/15/2011 07:23 PM
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Re: Does anyone know of a product to cheat/pass a urine test for cannabis?
I hate to plug a monolith pharmaceutical company but a few hydroxycut hardcore capsules and a gallon of water work flawlessly. Just be prepared to suddenly have the urge to do a few laps around the neighborhood :)

Oh and DONT stop using cannabis. Just don't ABuse it.
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04/15/2011 07:23 PM
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Re: Does anyone know of a product to cheat/pass a urine test for cannabis?
depending on your weight drink plenty of water and drink white vineger a couple ounces a day 3 or more days befor test i weigh 16o it takes me 3 days to clean out the more you weigh then that add more days weed clings to your fat cells
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04/15/2011 07:25 PM
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Re: Does anyone know of a product to cheat/pass a urine test for cannabis?
buy some clean piss that is in a type of container that keeps it at 98 degrees.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 870032



depending on where you are, go to your local smoke shop and ask for Quik Fix, it's a small bottle of synthetic clean urine, comes with heat pack, I've used it 5 times, works every time, everyone I recommend this to still uses it, one guy bought 20 of them and sells them to his buddies for double what he pays, try it OP, it's guaranteed to work every time.......
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04/15/2011 07:27 PM
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Re: Does anyone know of a product to cheat/pass a urine test for cannabis?
water purifying tablets bought at your local camping shop....takes about an hour to work maybe less and laasts about the same amount of time...experiment at home, and dont forget to take some vitamin B to colour your urine afterwards
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Oh and DONT stop using cannabis. Just don't ABuse it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1237967


What is your definition of abuse?
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04/15/2011 07:29 PM
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Take the wizz quiz naturally and they'll hire you even if you fail unless you suck.
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04/15/2011 07:30 PM
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Oh and DONT stop using cannabis. Just don't ABuse it.
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What is your definition of abuse?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 732677


Only the individual knows when depersonalization begins to take hold. Cannabis is a wonderful gift however there is a negative side to everything. Persons predisposed to psychological conditions or sensitive to cannabis may even experience psychosis. Know your body and mind.
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04/15/2011 07:32 PM
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Re: Does anyone know of a product to cheat/pass a urine test for cannabis?
Ruh roh pot head.

Joking aside, my mate had to take a pot piss test for his job, they couldn't have tested his urine, he is the biggest pot head I know and got the job.
Hope they don't test or just stop, it takes a bit to get out of your system though.
Good luck.
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04/15/2011 07:32 PM
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Re: Does anyone know of a product to cheat/pass a urine test for cannabis?
Here's what I did many years ago. I had a friend pee into a zip-lock baggie. I took that baggie and placed it in a second baggie. Then I placed that in my underwear under my scrotum (make sure you get most of the air out of it.) I wore tightie-whities to make sure the package stayed close to my package (ha-ha) for the warmth.

When I went for the "test" they had me empty my pockets - and wait for about 15 minutes (presumably to cool any false contents someone might have brought along with them). I went into the bathroom and emptied the contents into the cup - which had a thermometer on the side. It came out right @ 97 degrees. I waited a little while then went out and handed them the cup and the first thing they did was record the temp.

I passed the test and got the job cutting grass at the golf course - YA!
Anonymous Coward
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04/15/2011 07:34 PM
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Re: Does anyone know of a product to cheat/pass a urine test for cannabis?
Quit smoking dope and you won't have that problem.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1341216


Who says he/she/they smoke it? It can be eaten, vaporized, and made into drinks too.
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Re: Does anyone know of a product to cheat/pass a urine test for cannabis?
buy some clean piss that is in a type of container that keeps it at 98 degrees.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 870032



depending on where you are, go to your local smoke shop and ask for Quik Fix, it's a small bottle of synthetic clean urine, comes with heat pack, I've used it 5 times, works every time, everyone I recommend this to still uses it, one guy bought 20 of them and sells them to his buddies for double what he pays, try it OP, it's guaranteed to work every time.......
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1179574


I will try to find some in the UK. Thanks
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Re: Does anyone know of a product to cheat/pass a urine test for cannabis?
how much do you weigh try the vineger its a naturl cleaner have taken abou ten tests so far over the years have pased evey time with vineger also after cleaning out before test dip finger in vineger pee down your finger in to cup it will raise the acid level in your pee
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how much do you weigh try the vineger its a naturl cleaner have taken abou ten tests so far over the years have pased evey time with vineger also after cleaning out before test dip finger in vineger pee down your finger in to cup it will raise the acid level in your pee
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119 Puunds
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how much do you weigh try the vineger its a naturl cleaner have taken abou ten tests so far over the years have pased evey time with vineger also after cleaning out before test dip finger in vineger pee down your finger in to cup it will raise the acid level in your pee
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119 Puunds
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119 Pounds
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Re: Does anyone know of a product to cheat/pass a urine test for cannabis?
yeah, it's called STOP TAKING DRUGS
 Quoting: Bugsy Moran


Yes,this,but I had a friend some years ago that would take a bottle of Gatorade and pour a pkg of the powdered pectin (used to make jams and jellies) in it,shake it really well and drink it a couple of hours before his test. I guess it worked because he never got chrged with anything. Who knows??
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