What do you read when you are sitting on the pot.

I do my business and get the hell outta there. How long does it take you to shit that you need books and computers in the can?

Dangerous practice. Sit there too long and you can get hemmoroids. yes i know i spelled that wrong!

a magazine...when I was a kid I read the shampoo bottles sitting on the edge of the tub.... we must be real multi-taskers... or type A...can't waste a single single staring off into space.

A porno, I like to multitask.

+1

OP you must need more fiber.. less processed and oily/fatty foods... more veggies... you wont have any time to read more than the instructions on the shampoo bottle.

i cant imagine being able to read.. do you have long breaks between turds or something? mine just shoots out like a rocket.... lol

*second...sorry.

Its about taking your time,no need to rush things.

That is how it is supposed to be. If I have time to read it means something is very wrong.

I am on a few med's that slow things down.
My grandpa read the bible when he did his business.

Heavy Metal or Playboy

Had the latest SI swimsuit issue next to the can for a while.

But had to move it out of the bathroom.

Just seemed wierd really.

I find a National Geographic stimulates the bowl a bit better.

lol.. but... what?

how do you rush a poop? and how do you take your time with it?

its like peeing.. you unzip, point at the toilet, the pee comes out, and then youre done!
you dont hold back on the stream or rush it.. same goes for pooping.. you need to go, you drop your shorts, sit on the pot, bing bang boom, youre done!

the only time i need to take time is if ive eaten too much cheese and not enough bananas.. lol

If i had a playboy there i would need a bottle of lotion as well.A hard on and a bowel movement don't seem to mix well.

Look I read plenty, but when I'm sitting on the pot?

There's no reason to make a day of it.

GLP. I got iPad. .. got to wipe now, later ...

My android tablet ( 1st delivery fairly quick 2cnd delivery takes a few minutes to come around) TMI

lol...actually, I take my phone with me, connect to the internet and browse GLP.

I'm not on the pot right now, by-the-way.

Stephen King the Dark Tower series





No hemmoroids yet

i never come prepared. :(
but if i need a read i'll grab a shampoo bottle. hahahahahahahahaha

I don't read while I'm taking a poo...

The bathroom is not a break room.

Every morning I Shit, Shower, and Shave in 15 minutes or so.

(in that order too)

Dark Tower series? Oh, you are asking for rhoids! You'll get bogged down in the story and will stay there too long.

I keep the catalog from Amateur Electronic Supply in the can. Ham radio catalog. I can look, do a dab of reading and not get too involved so I don't stay so long.

the bible... in case i run out of toilet paper.

hey i do that too!

but it takes me 30 minutes.. i think in a past life i must have been one of those fish that live around the volcanic vents at the bottom of the ocean... i cant get enough hot water..

If it's a leisurely Sunday morning, I'll read an Americasn Rifleman or browse through a MidwayUSA catalog. On work days, I just shoot the shit out and jump in the shower pronto.

i shave in the shower. much better.

soap or whatever you use to take a shower also works much better than shaving foam. and cheaper.

I flip through a Woman's World Weekly, look at the tips, and then forget it as soon as I['m done. i never get the people who sit there until their feet are numb.

2010 viz annual

i have to wonder, my step-dad will seriously bring a novel in the bathroom....

i can't decide if it really takes him 30-45 minutes to poo or if he just wants some quiet reading time....


so guys...that poop for more than 5-10 minutes (that still kinda a lot...but...reasonable, i guess)

what keeps you on the pot???

What do you read when you are sitting on the pot.

Either GLP or the Bible.

Keep crap with crap.