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"The Foundry Experiment has been a Failure "- His Imperial Magisty, Leopold XXI

 
Dr. Henry Seer
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"The Foundry Experiment has been a Failure "- His Imperial Magisty, Leopold XXI
Greetings.

It is April 2011 by your calendar and I must finally introduce myself to you all.

I am Doctor Henry Seer from the imperial planet Pholis I in the Tres II star system near the center of what your astronomers have termed the “Milky Way” galaxy. My team and I are currently orbiting a nearby moon in your star system onboard the imperial cruiser Leopold V. We have been monitoring you for the past seven years. It would be easiest I think, from your perspective, if you understood me to be something of an ambassador but know that I see you as far more than political allies. I am a psychologist by training and you are like my children.

And so it is then with great concern that I relay the following information on behalf of His Imperial Majesty, Leopold XXI:


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“Greetings People of The Foundry orbiting the Star ESN 23921 in the Periphery:

This is your Emperor!

I regret to inform you that despite the best efforts of my government the experiment at ESN 23921 has failed. In a trifling 7000 years, The Foundry project has become an embarrassment to the Empire and must be abandoned.

The reasons for why it has failed are being analyzed by Chancellor Grogin and he has assured me that a full accounting will be undertaken over the next five hundred years. For brevity's sake, we choose not go into detail about it here. But the consequences are that humanoid life at ESN 23921 is ending. Due to the project's imminent failure, very soon there will come changes of an environmental and political nature to your planet. These will cause planetary destruction and loss of life. However, scientists have informed the Royal Court that the destruction will be contained to The Foundry only and nothing else at ESN 23921 will be affected. Of this we are most grateful. Although my government can prevent this destruction, we prefer in this instance not to do so. My royal transhistorians tell us that the future calculated for ESN 23921 will be far better off if your planet is allowed to go through these changes. So be it.

As way of preparation, I am instructing Doctor Seer to commence “Project Darwin,” which is named in honor of one of The Foundry’s best scientific minds. His job will be to monitor the situation on the planet until its destruction. He will then present to me a full report and scientific analysis. Know that he is my representative, a close personal friend, and is acting on my good authority.

Signed,
Leopold XXI

Emperor of the Inner Core, the outlying Periphery, the Lone Systems and Tarnis.

[Emperor’s seal is Omitted]
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Now. My dear children. I know that this must come as a shock to many of you. However, I also know that your given human abilities of logic and reason, and your ability to interpret trends, have allowed many of you to guess that this was coming. After all you are also us.

You have been part of a 7000 year experiment that began with the city of Ur in Mesopotamia. We perfected the origin conditions for your civilization (known to us as "The Foundry"), right down to giving you a useful and stabilizing dependency on religion. Transhistorians calculated the rate of success for your history and there was a 79.6% chance that you would succeed. We proceeded with a hands-off approach and watched your history unfold, as per the conditions of the experiment. Only on very few occasions did we interfere. Quantitatively, however, it has now been deemed a failure by a majority of our greatest scientists as your chance of success has now dropped below 9.4 percent.

This has created a political mess within the halls of His Majesty’s government, and worse yet our enemies look upon you as a grave weakness of our species. They seek to use The Foundry as a weapon against us. We cannot have that and so your destruction has been allowed to continue.

Although your civilization is ending, there is much yet to be done! Many of your best scientists, artists, leaders and athletes have been informed through private channels that they will be evacuated from the planet. Many are preparing to do so even as we speak. However, I also wish to save about 100,000 of you from the general population. We have no need to do this and His Majesty has been reluctant to allow it. However, we have certain obligations to you as your forefathers. We put you there, and it would be very bad politics not to save those qualified. There is another reason as well why we are doing this, but that will be told to you at a later time.

In order to be considered for selection, however, you must follow a procedure. You must send a five hundred word essay to this address using your gallant internet

[email protected]

Our selection committee onboard Leopold V will make the final decisions. You have one of your earth months to complete the essay and transmit it to us. A person that is chosen will be allowed to take his immediate biological family with him.

I can give you no advice about what you should write, beyond this:

Do not lie about your accomplishments, we will know it. Use your own languages, and use no false pretenses. Demonstrate to us your humanity and why it is you would like to come to Pholis.

Those that please us will be contacted with further instructions.

I will remain on this channel until your internet goes offline, in order to oversee things and take any questions you may have.

Doctor Henry Seer

Ambassador for His Majesty Leopold XXI

“Project Darwin”
uncut goy
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04/17/2011 02:05 AM
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Re: "The Foundry Experiment has been a Failure "- His Imperial Magisty, Leopold XXI
Up your ass with a corncob, dudette
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04/17/2011 02:23 AM
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Re: "The Foundry Experiment has been a Failure "- His Imperial Magisty, Leopold XXI
Up your ass with a corncob, dudette
 Quoting: uncut goy 1345294


Yeah, what he said.

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Re: "The Foundry Experiment has been a Failure "- His Imperial Magisty, Leopold XXI
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