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How many of you May 21st rapture christians have given all your goods to the poor?

 
Anonymous Coward
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The belief upon Yashua is necessary as HE was God in the flesh and HE defeated Death, also known as Satan.

Believe that...and your soul will be eternal.


 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1326748


Really!!! You really beLIEve that!!!

No one, or a set of beLIEve systems can "bestow" upon you what you already have...But you can be tricked and delayed from finding this out, and the christian beLIEf system has done a masterful job...
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I wonder how many satanists following the Mayan calender doom date of December 21, 2012 are giving away everything to the poor?

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Let your fruits, and actions be a witness to the world!!

How are we to take you guys serious about your religion, when even you guys cant?

I might be more apt to take someone serious when they give theirs goods to the poor, as your king has commanded!!
 Quoting: HardTruth


If we Bibletards were to follow our religion's commandments to the letter, we would have blasphemers like you killed. So be grateful that we are flexible in our beliefs.

Jesus would want us to help the poor and needy, not enrich bone-idle slobs who sponge off the welfare state. If someone is starving, I will give him a rake and a packet of seeds; if someone is naked, I will give him some rags. But I will not make myself destitute simply to prove a point.

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Anyone who gave away all their goods to the poor wouldn't be able to post here. Unless they were using someone elses' computer.
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I wonder how many satanists following the Mayan calender doom date of December 21, 2012 are giving away everything to the poor?

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 Quoting: PUD 1221465


NONE...because stanists are not TOLD to by their leader.

But CHRISTAINS ARE....

So at least the SATANISTS are TRUE to their leader and OBEY Him..something christians just cant DO with THEIR leader.

Better to be a Honest sinner who is NOT a hypocrite....than a LYING HYPOCRITICAL SAINT who JUST CAN DO what they are TOLD!
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I wonder how many satanists following the Mayan calender doom date of December 21, 2012 are giving away everything to the poor?

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 Quoting: PUD 1221465


It is not have a doom date - unless of course you beLIEf hollywood!!!

The end of a cycle - yes!!
Optimus Anti-Doom
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04/23/2011 07:08 PM
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The Rapture that was to take place on May 21, 2011; has been cancelled.

No Rapture will take place.

Please go about your lives and cherish every moment,

Thank you!
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Dear Christians,

I'd be happy to accept your funds into my bank account on the 20th. Why let them go to waste if your getting raptured the next day?
"Arrows of hate have been shot at me too, but they never hit me, because somehow they belonged to another world, with which I have no connection whatsoever." - Albert Einstein
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They can't risk it. 1rof1
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I thought religion was all about faith.
"Arrows of hate have been shot at me too, but they never hit me, because somehow they belonged to another world, with which I have no connection whatsoever." - Albert Einstein
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Let your fruits, and actions be a witness to the world!!

How are we to take you guys serious about your religion, when even you guys cant?

I might be more apt to take someone serious when they give theirs goods to the poor, as your king has commanded!!
 Quoting: HardTruth


If we Bibletards were to follow our religion's commandments to the letter, we would have blasphemers like you killed. So be grateful that we are flexible in our beliefs.
 Quoting: SERIOUSFACE


You already did that in the middle ages - burning witches and warlocks and of course let's not forget the inquisition - confess to a beLIEf or it's the rack...

One hell of a recruitment method - I bet the church enrollment skyrocketed...
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I give all my worth to the freakin rich in taxes and interest.
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I wonder how many satanists following the Mayan calender doom date of December 21, 2012 are giving away everything to the poor?

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 Quoting: PUD 1221465


I'm not a satanist, and I don't adhere to any sort of date setting!!

If and when any doom comes, I'll embrace it!!

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If it expects or demands worship, it is not divine!!
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If we Bibletards were to follow our religion's commandments to the letter, we would have blasphemers like you killed. So be grateful that we are flexible in our beliefs.
 Quoting: SERIOUSFACE


Wow. Jebus is lucky to have you hf
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They sold all their stuff, and gave it to the church leader, so he can buy all those billboards. I don't think those billboards spots are cheap. When May 22nd comes these people will be sorry they did this.
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04/23/2011 11:34 PM
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I HAVE given ALL my goods to the poor!
 Quoting: May21Rapture 1152487

not true,I have
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Sorry, I don't believe you!!

For the sake of argument, I don't suppose you have any paperwork, or receipts to prove otherwise, or someone we can contact to validate your claims?
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If it expects or demands worship, it is not divine!!
 Quoting: HardTruth


yeahsurerolleyesppig
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I HAVE given ALL my goods to the poor!
 Quoting: May21Rapture 1152487

not true,I have
 Quoting: YaKnow 1351699


Sorry, I don't believe you!!

For the sake of argument, I don't suppose you have any paperwork, or receipts to prove otherwise, or someone we can contact to validate your claims?
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If it expects or demands worship, it is not divine!!
 Quoting: HardTruth


I stated it , I do not need to prove anything to you but God knows, you are no one to me that I have to prove anything to.

It is rude for you to even ask for such things.
You asked the question and I gave the Answer.
Accept it or not.

I care not if you believe me or not. Go argue with yourself.
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04/24/2011 12:44 AM
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They can't risk it. 1rof1
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1127672


LOL, Of course not, even they truly don't believe in their BS!!

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If it expects or demands worship, it is not divine!!
 Quoting: HardTruth



You are wrong. While I do expect a rapture, I do not know if 21 May 2011 is the date. What I do know is, if my kids are left (they are grown) then I would have left everything in order for them to sort out, have and help make life a bit more bearable for the "Day of the Lord".
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Will their wills be legally valid after rapture, or does one have to die for that?
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How many of you May 21st rapture christians have given all your goods to the poor?

Not a damn one of you I bet, you have failed in your courage to stand behind your convictions!!

Even Ice, who is pushing this BS on a public forum refuses to answer if he has given away his goods!!

Thread: May 21st failed just another day - Ice failed Ice was wrong (Page 12)

Thread: since we only have a few more moments (Page 7)


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If it expects or demands worship, it is not divine!!
 Quoting: HardTruth


The task of the true believer is to proclaim the truth of the word of God,in "our" day we are that generation to see Christ return for his church (elect).

EZ:33
2 Son of man, speak to the children of thy people, and say unto them, When I bring the sword upon a land, if the people of the land take a man of their coasts, and set him for their watchman:
3 If when he seeth the sword come upon the land, he blow the trumpet, and warn the people;
4 Then whosoever heareth the sound of the trumpet, and taketh not warning; if the sword come, and take him away, his blood shall be upon his own head.
5 He heard the sound of the trumpet, and took not warning; his blood shall be upon him. But he that taketh warning shall deliver his soul.
6 But if the watchman see the sword come, and blow not the trumpet, and the people be not warned; if the sword come, and take any person from among them, he is taken away in his iniquity; but his blood will I require at the watchman's hand.


Worldly goods will be of no value in 27 days,the poor,the rich,everyone needs to know the truth of Judgment day!

Pride will guarantee destruction.

Peace
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Re: How many of you May 21st rapture christians have given all your goods to the poor?
Worldly goods will be of no value in 27 days
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1052454


Really? So, there's no point in feeding or clothing any children or elderly still here after the 21st? No point in providing a roof over anyone's head?


Do you understand what "brainwashing" is?
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My father-in-law who's Catholic just sent all of his kids a $3000 inheritance gift check. He's also told us that we're welcome to use his house when the Rapture comes (a little tongue-in-cheek on his part).
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Dumb ass. Catholic's don't believe in the rapture...
So, for one - you get a BS flag...

bsflag

For two... you get the "Shut the Fuck up"

stfu

3 - applause for being an idiot
applause2

Now please...
goaway

Rapture my balls.
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I HAVE given ALL my goods to the poor!
 Quoting: May21Rapture 1152487

not true,I have
 Quoting: YaKnow 1351699


Sorry, I don't believe you!!

For the sake of argument, I don't suppose you have any paperwork, or receipts to prove otherwise, or someone we can contact to validate your claims?
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If it expects or demands worship, it is not divine!!
 Quoting: HardTruth


Aw come on that's just not fair. lol

And since when is a computer considered "goods." Food, water, clothes and necessities are what should be donated to the poor instead of being wasted by these Raptards....AS IF our taxes have not provided enough welfare. Let's not lose sight of the fact that 98% of us are being robbed daily by the 2%.

I'm a Christian and May 21 is BS as well as the rapture is BS.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1326748


Great! Now just follow though and admit Christianity is BS also and you'll be AOK!
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Worldly goods will be of no value in 27 days
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1052454


Really? So, there's no point in feeding or clothing any children or elderly still here after the 21st? No point in providing a roof over anyone's head?


Do you understand what "brainwashing" is?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1337996


True humanity will rear it's ugly head in 27 days.....
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Dear Christians,

I'd be happy to accept your funds into my bank account on the 20th. Why let them go to waste if your getting raptured the next day?
 Quoting: Earth Daughter


Has anyone asked Harold Camping this?

He's built up quite an empire. Backed of course by the hidden masters who control NOT ONLY These may 21 tards, but all of the other ones.
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Worldly goods will be of no value in 27 days
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1052454


Really? So, there's no point in feeding or clothing any children or elderly still here after the 21st? No point in providing a roof over anyone's head?

Do you understand what "brainwashing" is?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1337996


Actually, he's right IMO, because once all the raputurees are gone, we'll be left with Heaven On Earth (TM)
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They sold all their stuff, and gave it to the church leader, so he can buy all those billboards. I don't think those billboards spots are cheap. When May 22nd comes these people will be sorry they did this.
 Quoting: Don Q


I have one less then a mile away from me - on the expressway... It must cost thousands a day... I live in a HUGE city, and let me tell you - hundreds of thousands of people drive that expressway daily.

Those people are fucked when nothing happens LOL

Oh well... they did it for the lulz?

lolsign

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Will all you rapture tards please delete your accounts on the 22nd...And save face and commit a mass suicide..please make sure that fuck ice is there..thank you
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I I'd with a return date of the 22nd of May 2011.
A Psalm of David. The LORD is my shepherd; I shall not want.

He maketh me to lie down in green pastures: he leadeth me beside the still waters.

He restoreth my soul: he leadeth me in the paths of righteousness for his name's sake.

Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me.

Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of mine enemies: thou anointest my head with oil; my cup runneth over.

Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life: and I will dwell in the house of the LORD for ever. †.
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Re: How many of you May 21st rapture christians have given all your goods to the poor?
Worldly goods will be of no value in 27 days
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1052454


Really? So, there's no point in feeding or clothing any children or elderly still here after the 21st? No point in providing a roof over anyone's head?


Do you understand what "brainwashing" is?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1337996


True humanity will rear it's ugly head in 27 days.....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1052454


Amen! Cuz all the holy righteous saints of the Lard will be gone, and it'll begin an unimaginable seven years of hell on earth!

sigh
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Worldly goods will be of no value in 27 days
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1052454


Really? So, there's no point in feeding or clothing any children or elderly still here after the 21st? No point in providing a roof over anyone's head?

Do you understand what "brainwashing" is?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1337996


Actually, he's right IMO, because once all the raputurees are gone, we'll be left with Heaven On Earth (TM)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1339860


I sure hope so. Seriously. I do wish all these people fighting and killing each other over religion would just disappear and go elsewhere... let the fight their wars and hate others in the ethereal realms or where ever.





GLP