"Christians does not ascend to heaven" Jesus said. Pin this!

Even if it were true... this won't affect christians' beliefs.

So you are the tard here.

please pin this so it can be more easily ignored.

Man you are SOOOOOOO STUPID.

You should be embarrassed for even posting this.

No man could go to heaven until jesus died, fool. If Jesus said it, he obviously wasn't dead.

Lol, mortzi mati. I don't give a shit moron, I just posted it for fun.

You lost me at "ChristianS DOES"...maybe you should have listened a little better to your English teacher before you try to quote Jesus using improper grammar.

Yeah well that was exactly my point. I prefer calling christians for "it". So you fail, fucktard.

Actually most christian sects teach that the 'saved' ascend during rapture or on judgment day... not immediately upon death.

So your premise is flawed from the get-go.

PS, I'm not a christian, so don't bother to rail at me.

Last Edited by Sandi_T on 04/25/2011 12:07 PM

Read the whole article.

No thanks. I responded to what you posted, which is obviously based upon an erroneous teaching.

Skimming the article, it's just more crap on top of the crap you quoted.

Christianity in general is

Yeah I noticed that too while reading more of it. Erhm... fuck it.

In reading the entire passage you quote from it is obviously talking about RESURRECTION since it says in verse 31 ..."that his soul was not left in hell, neither his flesh did see corruption". This refers to Yeshua only being dead for 3 days and his flesh not decomposing to the point of corruption.

If you go back to verse 29 he states that David is still in the sepulcher and has not been resurrected as of yet.

The OBVIOUS meaning of this passage is that the resurrection of the BODY has not yet happened because David's body is still with them; HOWEVER, YESHUA HAS BEEN RISEN BY GOD as stated in verse 32!!!!!!

This was so easy to see... it is not talking about the soul, since it is talking about bodies, tombs/sepulchers, Christ RISEN bodily (...remember flesh did not see corruption...). The resurrection of Christ is the focal point of Christianity, he is saying that his resurrection is the hope that David and one day ALL BELIEVERS in Christ (before the Cross and after the Cross) will one day be resurrected. And when will that be???? Look at verse 35, "UNTIL I (FATHER GOD) MAKE THEY FOES THY FOOTSTOOL" - This is a reference to his second coming and it talks about foes being made his footstool which is what Yeshua does at the battle of Armageddon.

OP, you fail in your attempt to mock God and his Word. You do not understand the Word of God because you do not have the Holy Spirit and you will always fail in interpreting the Word until you REPENT and come to Yeshua for your salvation. Remember you only have until your last breath to come to him, after that it is too late. He loves you and wants to save you and will forgive you for anything you have done, you only need to ask and believe.

We are all going to ascend this round... and soon.... not rapture, but ascend like Jesus did...


Earth is going to be empty of oil, food and all other manner of sustainable stuff within 20 years... slow death.....



the Divine Plan is ascension and it has NOTHING to do with religions.... religions are man-made anomolies.... even the bible is man-written. and edited. and small man-made concepts are abound.


those who love our creator will go through ascension this and next year....

so if you see people disapear from in front of you, this is ascension



not rapture... for that limited man-made concept acts like people could not ascend. But we are hard wired to do it in our DNA. Jesus and other came to show us HOW.


so LOVE ONE ANOTHER!

Opie, you little bitter meatball, go back to school and quit bothering the grownups.

It all happens right here ! read on!!

JESUS said, I go to prepare a place for you, and where I am you shall be. In my Father's Home are many mansions.