I watched this situation transform tonight from one of "ALL AMERICANS MUST HEAR THIS MOST URGENT MESSAGE OF ENORMOUS MAGNITUDE REGARDING NATIONAL SECURITY BEING PREPARED BY PRESIDENT OBAMA" to the chanting of THE WICKED WITCH IS DEAD. I will never forget the moment I saw the visual transformation on Blitzer's face when the bug in his ear informed: "THE STORY IS NOW OSAMA BIN LADEN, RUN WITH IT NOW!" and a rush was on to build a story that had nothing to do with the information Blitzer boasted only moments before that CNN had used great restraint in not disclosing the details all day...you know: THE URGENT EMERGENCY ANNOUNCEMENT CONCERNING OUR NATIONAL SECURITY.

I'm sure Obama's hour long delay was due to SS Agents scurrying throughout Georgetown rounding up the college sheoples to build up a parade of chanting munchkins all too willing to FOLLOW THE YELLOW BRICK ROAD.

BASTARDS!