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Should my Dad re-marry when my Stepmom is raptured on the 21st? | |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1369981 United States05/13/2011 12:05 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | So, according to a handful of people with "He is Risen" bumper-stickers, May 21st is when Jesus swings by Earth in his Holy Station Wagon and snags up all the people the bought his book. My question is this; With my Stepmom so sure that she will be riding shotgun with The Shepherd during this shindig, do you think it would be wise for my dad to start doing some crunches before he is back on the market? I would hate to see my old man having to sit in that big house all by himself once she is gone. What do you ladies think? Would it be so bad if he started shopping around before Jesus pulls up out front on the 21st and lays on the horn. It isn't really cheating if my Stepmom is so sure that she will be packing up her wind-breaker tennis suits and leaving my Dad behind in 10 days. Advice is appreciated. Quoting: ScrodiddlesIs that your pic? you look pretty intelligent and with a sense of humor judgeing by your post  Yes, it is my pic. And I try to take nothing seriously. Also, thank you. sense of humor is very important  Oh shit OP, someone wants to give you some "you know what"..... Too bad this is a nutter site, and she's a he with a she avatar. |
| Scrodiddles
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1381653 United States05/13/2011 09:48 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | So, according to a handful of people with "He is Risen" bumper-stickers, May 21st is when Jesus swings by Earth in his Holy Station Wagon and snags up all the people the bought his book. My question is this; With my Stepmom so sure that she will be riding shotgun with The Shepherd during this shindig, do you think it would be wise for my dad to start doing some crunches before he is back on the market? I would hate to see my old man having to sit in that big house all by himself once she is gone. What do you ladies think? Would it be so bad if he started shopping around before Jesus pulls up out front on the 21st and lays on the horn. It isn't really cheating if my Stepmom is so sure that she will be packing up her wind-breaker tennis suits and leaving my Dad behind in 10 days. Advice is appreciated. Quoting: ScrodiddlesIf she's so sure she's going on the jeezus party bus, ask for her to give you all her assets in advance. |
| neim777
User ID: 1363056 United States05/13/2011 09:50 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | So, according to a handful of people with "He is Risen" bumper-stickers, May 21st is when Jesus swings by Earth in his Holy Station Wagon and snags up all the people the bought his book. My question is this; With my Stepmom so sure that she will be riding shotgun with The Shepherd during this shindig, do you think it would be wise for my dad to start doing some crunches before he is back on the market? I would hate to see my old man having to sit in that big house all by himself once she is gone. What do you ladies think? Would it be so bad if he started shopping around before Jesus pulls up out front on the 21st and lays on the horn. It isn't really cheating if my Stepmom is so sure that she will be packing up her wind-breaker tennis suits and leaving my Dad behind in 10 days. Advice is appreciated. Quoting: Scrodiddlestell your dad hold out on buying a new suit him and that step mom will be living a life time here on earth 1 But these took this counsel among themselves, that they would leave the multitude of the heathen, and go forth into a further country, where never mankind dwelt, 42 That they might there keep their statutes, which they never kept in their own land. 43 And they entered into Euphrates by the narrow places of the river. 44 For the most High then shewed signs for them, and held still the flood, till they were passed over. 45 For through that country there was a great way to go, namely, of a year and a half: and the same region is called Arsareth. 46 Then dwelt they there until the latter time; and now when they shall begin to come, :knoup: |
| Scrodiddles
(OP) User ID: 1380896 United States05/13/2011 09:54 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | So, according to a handful of people with "He is Risen" bumper-stickers, May 21st is when Jesus swings by Earth in his Holy Station Wagon and snags up all the people the bought his book. My question is this; With my Stepmom so sure that she will be riding shotgun with The Shepherd during this shindig, do you think it would be wise for my dad to start doing some crunches before he is back on the market? I would hate to see my old man having to sit in that big house all by himself once she is gone. What do you ladies think? Would it be so bad if he started shopping around before Jesus pulls up out front on the 21st and lays on the horn. It isn't really cheating if my Stepmom is so sure that she will be packing up her wind-breaker tennis suits and leaving my Dad behind in 10 days. Advice is appreciated. Quoting: ScrodiddlesIf she's so sure she's going on the jeezus party bus, ask for her to give you all her assets in advance. I forgot to mention that she hasn't worked in fifteen years and is completely dependent on my father. So her assets are actually my dads. I hope Jesus has a steady job because my stepmom aint cheap. I am in search of Truth, but still emptying my cup. |
| Scrodiddles
(OP) User ID: 1380896 United States05/13/2011 09:55 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | So, according to a handful of people with "He is Risen" bumper-stickers, May 21st is when Jesus swings by Earth in his Holy Station Wagon and snags up all the people the bought his book. My question is this; With my Stepmom so sure that she will be riding shotgun with The Shepherd during this shindig, do you think it would be wise for my dad to start doing some crunches before he is back on the market? I would hate to see my old man having to sit in that big house all by himself once she is gone. What do you ladies think? Would it be so bad if he started shopping around before Jesus pulls up out front on the 21st and lays on the horn. It isn't really cheating if my Stepmom is so sure that she will be packing up her wind-breaker tennis suits and leaving my Dad behind in 10 days. Advice is appreciated. Quoting: Scrodiddlestell your dad hold out on buying a new suit him and that step mom will be living a life time here on earth I'm not going to bum him out with that news. Maybe I will take him to the top of a notorious suicide cliff so when I break the news he knows he has options. I am in search of Truth, but still emptying my cup. |
| Scrodiddles
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| FreeStyle
User ID: 1381663 United States05/13/2011 10:18 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Nah, if he can, your Dad should just kick back with a girlfriend... no need to go through the whole marriage thing again. Last Edited by FreeStyle on 05/13/2011 10:19 AM "Adapt what is useful, reject what is useless, and add what is specifically your own." ~ Bruce Lee |
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| Scrodiddles
(OP) User ID: 1380896 United States05/13/2011 10:49 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The other side of this rapture coin is that Camping says those left behind will be living in terrible destruction and chaos after the worldwide earthquake and that the world will be completely destroyed in October at the end of Judgement day, so your dad will have more urgent things to take care of than sitting alone at home. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1130234I suppose if I am going to play at the rapture being true then I should accept both aspects of it. So never mind, people. We're all boned. Last Edited by Scrodiddles on 05/13/2011 10:49 AM I am in search of Truth, but still emptying my cup. |
| Scrodiddles
(OP) User ID: 1380896 United States05/13/2011 10:50 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Nah, if he can, your Dad should just kick back with a girlfriend... no need to go through the whole marriage thing again. Quoting: FreeStyleThat's what I am saying. I facepalmed my way through this last marriage of his and I really hope after the failure of marriage number three that he figures out the whole "sanctity" thing may be a bit shit. I am in search of Truth, but still emptying my cup. |
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| Scrodiddles
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| Scrodiddles
(OP) User ID: 1380896 United States05/13/2011 05:38 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation |  for the "chapstick people" Have a great weekend Watcher. You too OP. Blessings and peace. Same to you! And embrace the Thirteen-ness of this present Friday. Because apparently it means something or whatever. I am in search of Truth, but still emptying my cup. |
