How many are going to church this Sunday to see who was left behind?

Going to bust through the doors and scream!!!!!!!! Then say sorry, thought no one would be here.

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If it expects or demands worship, it is not divine!!

Is Tim Lahaye going to cash in on this?

I wonder if he is a may 21ster?
He will be left behind if he is, what irony!!

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If it expects or demands worship, it is not divine!!

be ready for your time may be now

Uh, isn't he supposed to be coming as a thief in the night?

Some thief if we already know the date.

Not me. God & I have an agreement: I stay out of his house, he stays out of mine.

Nobody at my church buys it. I'd have better luck at the park downtown, where they pass those stupid flyers out every Saturday, and where, I'm told, earlier today they were blaring propaganda from 5 large trucks rolling through Birmingham.

I'm guessing none of those idiots will show up, though. And, not because they've been raptured.

Ice postponed the rapture until oct 21st. Didn't you hear?

In Texas its the law that a thief is supposed to give you a written 24 hr notice before they break in!!

If Jesus doesn't give notice, he broke the law!!


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If it expects or demands worship, it is not divine!!

Are you serious?

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If it expects or demands worship, it is not divine!!

Ya I'm serious he was talking in another thread about it. I guess he's too busy may 21st so he set the date oct 21.

i was gonna go to the goodwill but maybe i'll just stop by a church and pick through whatever is left on the floor. plus pants at the goodwill do not often come with wallets inside.

man.... now that you bring it up, a church on sunday morning is a veritable bank!


:money:

Don't forget the pets that will be left behind!
Let your local atheists take care of your pets for you...

[link to eternal-earthbound-pets.com]
"You've committed your life to Jesus. You know you're saved. But when the Rapture comes what's to become of your loving pets who are left behind? Eternal Earth-Bound Pets takes that burden off your mind..."

I don't go to church now, so I won't be starting Sunday.

LOL, that's funny, and hey, those wallets will have their addresses on them as well!!

No more tent cities?

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If it expects or demands worship, it is not divine!!

Neither will I, just going to cruise the parking lots!!

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If it expects or demands worship, it is not divine!!

Churches do tend to have some kick-ass sound equipment. Looting, anyone?

LOL, If jesus takes me, he better take my dogs as well, or its a no go!!

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If it expects or demands worship, it is not divine!!

this is truth.

"Church" is a racket. God's church is anywhere you are praying. What would Jesus say about those monolithic buildings and coporate infrastructure built in his name. Who ran the money changers out of the temple? Maybe that's the REAL reason he was crucified?

They do love their rock & roll hymns...lol!!

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If it expects or demands worship, it is not divine!!

Yeah, see... this is supposed to be a huge, rapture deal... my guess is, it will happen all day, anywhere, everywhere, at any time... so thinking driving past the local churches is kinda useless.... right ? Well maybe, maybe not.

Ask the church's to donate to your cause since they're leaving on Saturday and will have no need for their funds.\

Call Camping and ask him for the $$$$$$$$$$$$$$

HAHAHA! C rate acting with a fairy tale ending...that's sweet.

Why would a "holy" creation want to be associated with a thief?

Or as wise as a serpent?

Or the bright and morning star?

Kind of clues you in to the fact of this stellar/solar/death/mystery cult.

MAY 21 is IN THE BIBLE CODES!!!

I ran the program the other day and using the ten step sequence.

It was amazing what came up.

Going from top to bottom of the page were the words Onceforall and Harold camping and ICE connecting them in the middle.

Crossing all three lengthways were the words...

Decievers..total Tards..GLP laughingstock..and satanists in disguise.

Crossing them diagonally were the words Cause of great falling away.

Go fugure eh

Perhaps there IS something to these codes after all..they were SMACK ON THE MONEY WITH THIS ONE.