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A VERY FUNNY THING HAPPENED TO ME HITTING ON A GIRL AT THE LOCAL CONVEINCE MART

 
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A VERY FUNNY THING HAPPENED TO ME HITTING ON A GIRL AT THE LOCAL CONVEINCE MART
I just moved into my new place in October.

Anyway, since I had occasion to visit my local mini mart I have hit on the cute blond girl behind the counter. Who is about 5'4" and from the start told me she had a boyfriend and then flirted with me incessantly.

Yesterday, I happened to be in line behind her boyfriend, which I deduced from conversation that ensued and with her winking at me the whole time over his shoulder.

Same as her, he was 5'4" 110lbs versus my 6'5" 275lbs.

It was the first time I experienced the emotions of disgust and mercy simultaneously and walked out of a store.
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Re: A VERY FUNNY THING HAPPENED TO ME HITTING ON A GIRL AT THE LOCAL CONVEINCE MART
I just moved into my new place in October.

Anyway, since I had occasion to visit my local mini mart I have hit on the cute blond girl behind the counter. Who is about 5'4" and from the start told me she had a boyfriend and then flirted with me incessantly.

Yesterday, I happened to be in line behind her boyfriend, which I deduced from conversation that ensued and with her winking at me the whole time over his shoulder.

Same as her, he was 5'4" 110lbs versus my 6'5" 275lbs.

It was the first time I experienced the emotions of disgust and mercy simultaneously and walked out of a store.
 Quoting: CaptainZero


For such a big dude, you sure are a whiny bitch
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Re: A VERY FUNNY THING HAPPENED TO ME HITTING ON A GIRL AT THE LOCAL CONVEINCE MART
What,Captain Zero,is your point?

You are taller than her bf and she's a whore?

What?
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05/27/2011 09:01 PM
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You have a soul!
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Re: A VERY FUNNY THING HAPPENED TO ME HITTING ON A GIRL AT THE LOCAL CONVEINCE MART
Is it 275lbs of muscle or fat?
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05/27/2011 09:03 PM
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Re: A VERY FUNNY THING HAPPENED TO ME HITTING ON A GIRL AT THE LOCAL CONVEINCE MART
Is it 275lbs of muscle or fat?
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ego
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Re: A VERY FUNNY THING HAPPENED TO ME HITTING ON A GIRL AT THE LOCAL CONVEINCE MART
size doesn't mean a lot. there are other factors involved.

one can condition his body (stronger tendons, muscles, bones, also the psyche and reflexes) without visible changes in size..
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Re: A VERY FUNNY THING HAPPENED TO ME HITTING ON A GIRL AT THE LOCAL CONVEINCE MART
What's your point?

She told you she had a boyfriend upfront. You hit on her and obviously she chose to remain faithful to her boyfriend.

Two things:

1. Flirting isn't cheating. Winking isn't a "go ahead" sign.

2. Are you so certain it was "flirting" or meant anything
close to what you seem to be assuming. Because I'm
guessing your signal recognition system is a little off...
because basically, she already told you no.
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Re: A VERY FUNNY THING HAPPENED TO ME HITTING ON A GIRL AT THE LOCAL CONVEINCE MART
I just moved into my new place in October.

Anyway, since I had occasion to visit my local mini mart I have hit on the cute blond girl behind the counter. Who is about 5'4" and from the start told me she had a boyfriend and then flirted with me incessantly.

Yesterday, I happened to be in line behind her boyfriend, which I deduced from conversation that ensued and with her winking at me the whole time over his shoulder.

Same as her, he was 5'4" 110lbs versus my 6'5" 275lbs.

It was the first time I experienced the emotions of disgust and mercy simultaneously and walked out of a store.
 Quoting: CaptainZero


For such a big dude, you sure are a whiny bitch
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Wanna tell him that up to his face in person, keyboard warrior?
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Re: A VERY FUNNY THING HAPPENED TO ME HITTING ON A GIRL AT THE LOCAL CONVEINCE MART
Are you going to start going to a different store?
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But who is she going to bed with at night?
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Re: A VERY FUNNY THING HAPPENED TO ME HITTING ON A GIRL AT THE LOCAL CONVEINCE MART
what a puss juice, her boyfriend wanka is probley bigger then yours BUFU!!!!!!!
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Way to go and ruin someone's relationship cheesedick! OFF TO FEMA CAMPS! NOW!
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Re: A VERY FUNNY THING HAPPENED TO ME HITTING ON A GIRL AT THE LOCAL CONVEINCE MART
I just moved into my new place in October.

Anyway, since I had occasion to visit my local mini mart I have hit on the cute blond girl behind the counter. Who is about 5'4" and from the start told me she had a boyfriend and then flirted with me incessantly.

Yesterday, I happened to be in line behind her boyfriend, which I deduced from conversation that ensued and with her winking at me the whole time over his shoulder.

Same as her, he was 5'4" 110lbs versus my 6'5" 275lbs.

It was the first time I experienced the emotions of disgust and mercy simultaneously and walked out of a store.
 Quoting: CaptainZero


For such a big dude, you sure are a whiny bitch
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1050798


Wanna tell him that up to his face in person, keyboard warrior?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1127672


Lol, he's the one bitchin' and moanin'

and yes I would but how is that even a remote possibility?





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