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User ID: 1407131 United States 06/02/2011 04:55 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I was just beaten up by a gang of Amish and Quakers!!! they ran at me with pitch forks and they tried to push a barn over, on top of me and when i ran away they jumped out of their buggies and onto horse-back and they knocked me over and they trampled me with their horse-hooves
I screamed for the lord's mercy and the Amish, and the Quakers heard my plea and they built a penitentiary for me for me to do penitence so i could sit and think about the infraction i committed |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1284196 United States 06/02/2011 04:57 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I was just beaten up by a gang of Amish and Quakers!!! lucky you lived to tell about it. lol |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1403378 United States 06/02/2011 05:00 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I was just beaten up by a gang of Amish and Quakers!!! Now put some gas in a bottle with a rag and lighter in hand and go back there and show them whos boss. lol. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1346318 United States 06/02/2011 05:05 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I was just beaten up by a gang of Amish and Quakers!!! Was it a case of road rage in a horse buggy? Or did you leave your bright lanterns on in their eyes? lol |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1410813 Canada 06/02/2011 05:10 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I was just beaten up by a gang of Amish and Quakers!!! Probably Mossad agent in disguise! Be careful whit what you say here! |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1357180 United States 06/02/2011 05:14 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I was just beaten up by a gang of Amish and Quakers!!! Hey, EVERYBODY has their breaking point. Stop being such a jerk and it won't happen again. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1393757 Australia 06/02/2011 05:15 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I was just beaten up by a gang of Amish and Quakers!!! Humping their daughters ey? |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1411080 Germany 06/02/2011 05:24 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I was just beaten up by a gang of Amish and Quakers!!! Humping their daughters ey?
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1393757their daughters are forced to seduce as many unbelievers as they can when 18 to 20 years old. didnt you know that? |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1337048 United States 06/02/2011 05:24 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I was just beaten up by a gang of Amish and Quakers!!! were they ethological challenged with muskets. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1411143 United States 06/02/2011 05:26 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I was just beaten up by a gang of Amish and Quakers!!! Did they look like this guy? [ link to www.youtube.com] |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1410880 United States 06/02/2011 05:27 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I was just beaten up by a gang of Amish and Quakers!!! my paternal lineage is Quaker, came to Virginia from England around 1660..
and here in 2011, i have NO IDEA what the fuck a quaker is. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1255103 United States 06/02/2011 05:28 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I was just beaten up by a gang of Amish and Quakers!!! they ran at me with pitch forks and they tried to push a barn over, on top of me and when i ran away they jumped out of their buggies and onto horse-back and they knocked me over and they trampled me with their horse-hooves
I screamed for the lord's mercy and the Amish, and the Quakers heard my plea and they built a penitentiary for me for me to do penitence so i could sit and think about the infraction i committed
Quoting: WmWallaceWannabeI thought you quit WoW? |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1323926 United States 06/02/2011 05:33 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I was just beaten up by a gang of Amish and Quakers!!! um ... no you weren't ... |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1411151 United States 06/02/2011 05:37 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I was just beaten up by a gang of Amish and Quakers!!! Gotta watch out for those roaming gangs of Amish Quakers... Those guys all have crazy beards and wear suspenders. You can never trust the guy with a crazy beard and suspenders. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1337048 United States 06/02/2011 05:40 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I was just beaten up by a gang of Amish and Quakers!!! my paternal lineage is Quaker, came to Virginia from England around 1660..
and here in 2011, i have NO IDEA what the fuck a quaker is.
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1410880The guy on the Oat Meal box |