Please Teach Me How To Teleport!

I hear ya. This would be an awesome ability to have. No more planes, nasty flight attendants or long travel times. <sigh>

Don't think you can teleport, know you can teleport. Don't try to teleport, just teleport. It is not you that is traveling it is your surroundings that result from new coordinates.

you have to link all three teleporters to the mainframe. Make sure you turn on the electricity first.

Umm... and this has worked for you how?

Okay, listen closely, this is a closed-circuit technique passed down generations to me.

You put your right foot in,
You put your right foot out;
You put your right foot in,
And you shake it all about.
You do the Hokey-Pokey,
And you turn yourself around.
That's what it's all about!

tap your heels together 3 times and say "i wish i were at [location]" each tap.

I think humans are on the brink of being able to do this. The timing of your post Justin is amazing because I have been working on this very same thing. So far I can vaguely see/sense a kind of portal near my home where I meditate. I took a photo of it and actually can see what looks like a tunnel or cavelike entrance amongst the shadows. I do believe it's an innate ability, dormant, and we can literally physically do this, not just astral travel but with our physical bodies.

Watch the movie "Somewhere in Time" and that's got some basic ideas, I believe, for how to do this, though he uses it for time travel. Same general idea.

get a bicycle

i know i can do it, it just feels like there is something holding me back

I honestly hope we don't learn to do this, not at our present state of development.

You would not be able to do anything without worrying about some petty thief popping into your house, stealing whatever he/she can carry and popping out.

Its called the third dimension

Not if u learned to protect your home from intruders with some sort of ward that is like invisible to the naked eye yet fights off unwanted energies just “popping in”
Btw u create your reality ... so if u think it will happen then u give it possibility and power ... just a tidbit

FIRST, get a teleportation machine.

Then, teleport.

Wait at the side of the road for the next big bus or loaded cement mixer traveling in the direction you wish to go.

At the very last instant, jump out in front of it.

You will be teleported down the road.

first expose yourself to a large amount of melange gas, if you survive the mutation, you can fold space as a guild navigator

Your French Revolutionary government will provide

Just give Israel your money

ten years later...