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IF YOU PUT ON A JOB APPLICATION YOU ARE MILDLY RETARDED, THEY HAVE TO HIRE YOU INSTANTLY BECAUSE OF QUOTAS

 
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IF YOU PUT ON A JOB APPLICATION YOU ARE MILDLY RETARDED, THEY HAVE TO HIRE YOU INSTANTLY BECAUSE OF QUOTAS
The best part is, you clock in a 9:00am. At 9:30am you do a circle around the jobsite looking your co-workers dead in the eye and saying, LUNCHTIME!!! lunchtime? LUNCHTIME!! peanut butter and jelly? LUNCHTIME!!!

Then you walk straight out the fuckin door, head to the closest bar, shoot pool all day then head back at 5pm to clock out.

This plan has about a zero percent failure rate and is another tool in your toolbox during these trying times.

Last Edited by CaptainZero on 06/13/2011 09:21 PM
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06/13/2011 09:24 PM
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The best part is, you clock in a 9:00am. At 9:30am you do a circle around the jobsite looking your co-workers dead in the eye and saying, LUNCHTIME!!! lunchtime? LUNCHTIME!! peanut butter and jelly? LUNCHTIME!!!

Then you walk straight out the fuckin door, head to the closest bar, shoot pool all day then head back at 5pm to clock out.

This plan has about a zero percent failure rate and is another tool in your toolbox during these trying times.
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Anyone that would seriously do this IS mildly retarted.
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06/13/2011 09:25 PM
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Heehee. I just peed myself!
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This is especially true if you want a job on the police force.

They actively discriminate against people of intelligence, preffering to hire mindless, violence prone goons instead.
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06/13/2011 09:28 PM
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Heehee. I just peed myself!
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i'm not sure you have to go to those lengths, but good effort.
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great idea actually

thanks for the post

i am thinking blind and all kinds of crap now

blind homo retard - will work for 175,000
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06/13/2011 09:34 PM
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great idea actually

thanks for the post

i am thinking blind and all kinds of crap now

blind homo retard - will work for 175,000
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1424075


the blind route might not go well. they could pay you in monopoly $$





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