If You Put on a Job Application You Are Mildly Retarded, They Have to Hire You Instantly Because of Quotas

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IF YOU PUT ON A JOB APPLICATION YOU ARE MILDLY RETARDED, THEY HAVE TO HIRE YOU INSTANTLY BECAUSE OF QUOTAS
CaptainZero Offer Upgrade User ID: 1398936 United States 06/13/2011 09:20 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	IF YOU PUT ON A JOB APPLICATION YOU ARE MILDLY RETARDED, THEY HAVE TO HIRE YOU INSTANTLY BECAUSE OF QUOTAS The best part is, you clock in a 9:00am. At 9:30am you do a circle around the jobsite looking your co-workers dead in the eye and saying, LUNCHTIME!!! lunchtime? LUNCHTIME!! peanut butter and jelly? LUNCHTIME!!! Then you walk straight out the fuckin door, head to the closest bar, shoot pool all day then head back at 5pm to clock out. This plan has about a zero percent failure rate and is another tool in your toolbox during these trying times. Last Edited by CaptainZero on 06/13/2011 09:21 PM Have a heapin helpin of hospitality!

Anonymous Coward User ID: 1411588 United States 06/13/2011 09:24 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: IF YOU PUT ON A JOB APPLICATION YOU ARE MILDLY RETARDED, THEY HAVE TO HIRE YOU INSTANTLY BECAUSE OF QUOTAS The best part is, you clock in a 9:00am. At 9:30am you do a circle around the jobsite looking your co-workers dead in the eye and saying, LUNCHTIME!!! lunchtime? LUNCHTIME!! peanut butter and jelly? LUNCHTIME!!! Then you walk straight out the fuckin door, head to the closest bar, shoot pool all day then head back at 5pm to clock out. This plan has about a zero percent failure rate and is another tool in your toolbox during these trying times. Quoting: CaptainZero Anyone that would seriously do this IS mildly retarted.
Little "B" User ID: 1426705 Canada 06/13/2011 09:25 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: IF YOU PUT ON A JOB APPLICATION YOU ARE MILDLY RETARDED, THEY HAVE TO HIRE YOU INSTANTLY BECAUSE OF QUOTAS Heehee. I just peed myself!
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1427052 United States 06/13/2011 09:27 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: IF YOU PUT ON A JOB APPLICATION YOU ARE MILDLY RETARDED, THEY HAVE TO HIRE YOU INSTANTLY BECAUSE OF QUOTAS This is especially true if you want a job on the police force. They actively discriminate against people of intelligence, preffering to hire mindless, violence prone goons instead.

Anonymous Coward User ID: 1171394 United States 06/13/2011 09:28 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: IF YOU PUT ON A JOB APPLICATION YOU ARE MILDLY RETARDED, THEY HAVE TO HIRE YOU INSTANTLY BECAUSE OF QUOTAS Heehee. I just peed myself! Quoting: Little "B" i'm not sure you have to go to those lengths, but good effort.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1424075 United States 06/13/2011 09:29 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: IF YOU PUT ON A JOB APPLICATION YOU ARE MILDLY RETARDED, THEY HAVE TO HIRE YOU INSTANTLY BECAUSE OF QUOTAS great idea actually thanks for the post i am thinking blind and all kinds of crap now blind homo retard - will work for 175,000
i spi User ID: 1171394 United States 06/13/2011 09:34 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: IF YOU PUT ON A JOB APPLICATION YOU ARE MILDLY RETARDED, THEY HAVE TO HIRE YOU INSTANTLY BECAUSE OF QUOTAS great idea actually thanks for the post i am thinking blind and all kinds of crap now blind homo retard - will work for 175,000 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1424075 the blind route might not go well. they could pay you in monopoly $$
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