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My tomato plants gave my Jessica Simpson Doll a bad case of the crabs causing the Sun to set abnormally, Ask me a question

 
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My tomato plants gave my Jessica Simpson Doll a bad case of the crabs causing the Sun to set abnormally, Ask me a question
Yep
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John Titor is secretly involved.
CERN is responsible.
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Re: My tomato plants gave my Jessica Simpson Doll a bad case of the crabs causing the Sun to set abnormally, Ask me a question
What about HAARP?
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Re: My tomato plants gave my Jessica Simpson Doll a bad case of the crabs causing the Sun to set abnormally, Ask me a question
Dutchsinse and David Beach are bringing Gieger counters to measure the Fukushima Radiation on the crabs. Mike from Patriotic Space will help film for Youtubers everywhere.
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What about HAARP?
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Yes
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Re: My tomato plants gave my Jessica Simpson Doll a bad case of the crabs causing the Sun to set abnormally, Ask me a question
Is the Jessica Simpson doll one of those life size ultra realistic ones? If so, does it have the vibrating vagina?
"Adapt what is useful, reject what is useless, and add what is specifically your own."

~ Bruce Lee
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Re: My tomato plants gave my Jessica Simpson Doll a bad case of the crabs causing the Sun to set abnormally, Ask me a question
Is the Jessica Simpson doll one of those life size ultra realistic ones? If so, does it have the vibrating vagina?
 Quoting: FreeStyle


Yes, but currently it only vibrates at the 4th and 5th density settings.
Nick Lachey expected to bring about pole shift, shifting the New Madrid Fault system into proper vaginal vibrational settings.

Very astute question :)
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The movie: "The Island" by Micheal Bay is really a remake of a secret documentary about "The situation".
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Long hidden forensic evidence suggests that Jack the Ripper and Tom Clancy share 73% of the same genetic material.
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Bilbo Baggins is not afraid.
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op - you need a break from glp
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Massive global animal die offs connected to Hugh Hefner's dwindling sperm count. Viagra addicts seek the truth.
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Joplin, Mo is sole location of manufacturing plant for GNC Lean Shake and Lean Muscle Meal RTD's. Gold and Silver prices skyrocket as a result of short supply after deadly HAARP induced tornado destroys town.
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OP, I would have believed every single word you have said here, but you didn't put "Breaking" in front of your statements.
"Adapt what is useful, reject what is useless, and add what is specifically your own."

~ Bruce Lee
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Ross Perot revealed as one of the "two" witnesses.
Wolf Blitzer resigns as CNN lead reporter over cover up.
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The phenomenon known as "Chemtrails" causing sevre anal itch in Doomtards.
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My Jessica Alba doll is now jealous of my Jessica Simpson doll.
Red does not always follow blue.
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06/28/2011 01:33 AM
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5a
Naughty tomato plants!
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06/28/2011 01:36 AM
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you have all the answers, amazing, and you're not even trying to make money from it
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OP, I would have believed every single word you have said here, but you didn't put "Breaking" in front of your statements.
 Quoting: FreeStyle


There is also a sad lack of exclamation points.

Warning: Comet Elenin creating shortage of bug out bag accoutrements and exclamation points.

[link to www.exclamationpointsexposed.com]

5 year study proves GLPers perceive news as credible and relevant when preceded by BREAKING

[link to www.onlinepolltards.com]
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The character of Captain Jack Sparrow is part of MK Ultra experiment, Montauk related in nature.
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06/28/2011 09:12 PM
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Re: My tomato plants gave my Jessica Simpson Doll a bad case of the crabs causing the Sun to set abnormally, Ask me a question
Know anything about training extra brains?
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Gumbo tonight?
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Re: My tomato plants gave my Jessica Simpson Doll a bad case of the crabs causing the Sun to set abnormally, Ask me a question
FINAL WARNING AT FATIMA: stop that with the doll or you will go blind!
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Re: My tomato plants gave my Jessica Simpson Doll a bad case of the crabs causing the Sun to set abnormally, Ask me a question
The situation you indicate is theoretically possible but unlikely.
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Know anything about training extra brains?
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That is clASSified. Full Majestic Clearance only.
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FINAL WARNING AT FATIMA: stop that with the doll or you will go blind!
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The third secret is that love and the power of thought can do anything if properly focused. Words have power, thought is power.
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The situation you indicate is theoretically possible but unlikely.
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Agreed!



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Pope tweets from IPad: Annunaki meddled with human genome and inbeded early technology into the planet.
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Greece is about to riot or the 100th time.
GLP effect will affect all.
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Tomato plants now responsible for GLP sale on eBay!





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