And then the fight started............

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When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace Expensive... So, I took her to a gas station.
....
And then the fight started

I dedicate this one to the typical GLP typical male.........LOL you'se knows who you are!

I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary? "
It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.
"Somewhere I haven’t been in a long time!" she said.
So I suggested, "How about the kitchen?"............
And that’s when the fight started….

When O'Tool left home for work, everything was fine. When he got home that evening, his wife had two black eyes, scratches on the face and a bloody lip.

He asked his wife what happened and she said " I was was out hanging up wash, when Mrs. O'Leary asked me what the doctor ment by 'Bring me a sample of urine'."

" I told her to go piss in a bottle, and THAT'S when the fight started !"

Eagle

A guy gets up one morning and staggers downstairs where he finds his wife making breakfast.

We walks over to see what she is making and sees her with one of his socks in the frying pan.

When he asks what she is doing she replies, “Exactly what you demanded me to do when you came to bed drunk last night.”

He walked away scratching his head and thinking to himself, “I don’t remember asking her to cook my sock”…

I heard my wife crying in the bathroom. "Honey? What's wrong" I asked.

"Oh, George! Just look at me: I'm getting so old! I have more gray in my hair than blonde, I have varicose veins on both of my legs, and I'm just fat and wrinkled all over! I really need someone to say something positive about me right now!"

I looked deeply into her eyes and said softly: "Your vision's real good, honey. That's something, isn't it?"

And that's when the fight started....

My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.

My wife asked, "Do you know her?"

"Yes," I sighed, "She was my senior year girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since."

"My God!" says my wife. "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?"

And that's when the fight started....

One year, a husband decided to buy his mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift.

The next year, he didn't buy her a gift.

When she asked him why, he replied, "Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!"

And that's how the fight started.....

I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Miller Light for $14.95.

Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for $7.95. I told her the beer would make her look better at night than the cold cream.

And that's when the fight started.....

After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for
Social Security.
The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver’s license to verify
my age.
I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home.
I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and
come back later The woman said, ‘Unbutton your shirt’.
So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair.
She said, ‘That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me’
And she processed my Social Security application.
When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the
Social Security office.
She said, ‘You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten
Disability, too’
And that’s when the fight started…..

ROFLMAO!!!

LOL, LOL

My wife and I are watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?"

"No," she answered.

I then said, "Is that your final answer?"

She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying "Yes."

So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."

And that's when the fight started....

My wife always complains I never listen to her. After 20 years of marriage her birthday was coming up so I decided to ask her what she wanted. She told me something that goes from 0 to 200 in three seconds. Her birthday comes around and I told her I got her exactly what she asked for from me. With glee she tore open the gift and her face turned red as she saw it was a bathroom scale...

And that's when the fight started.....

tooooo funnnny!!!!!!! lol lol

I love these...........sooooo funny!

I took my wife to a restaurant.
The waiter, for some reason, took my
order first.
'I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please.'
He said, 'Aren't you worried about the mad cow?'
'Nah, she can order for herself.'

And that's when the fight started.....

I got home from work and before she could say anything I asked my wife if I "could have a beer before it started." She said "sure" and got me a cold one. It tasted so good I asked if I "could have another before it started?" to which she angrily demanded, "Are you going to sit around drinking beer all night?"
"Never mind", I replied, "it's already started."

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