Mexican truckers working for Alqaeda import nuclear bomb to Kansas City by I=35 without being stopped. | |
SLAVENOMORE4U
User ID: 1133715 United States 07/06/2011 09:33 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Mexican truckers working for Alqaeda import nuclear bomb to Kansas City by I=35 without being stopped. probably more like: Mexican Truckers with ties to Al Qaeda caught plotting to give Michelle Bachman and Sarah Palin a Cream Pie. Un named sources confirm that there was a plot amongst a small group of extremest Truck drivers to capture the two leading candidates for the Republication nomination for President, and give them creme pies while video taping the event to later post on various porn sites. A spokes person for the TSA is quoted as saying "The TSA will not stand for Terrorists groups, sticking their hands down the pants of americans, and as for creme pies, thats our job, and we will give anyone who attempts to circumvent our organisation, full body cavity searches. America must be kept safe" the spokes person for the TSA went on to ask for the phone #'s of Michelle Bachman and Sarah Palin, which this reporter declined to produce, where in turn the spokes person for the TSA hung his head and snapped his fingers while saying shux. I want my two dollars! TWO DOLLARS!!! AAAAAAHHHHH!!! |
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RelentlessDespot
Abrasive Fuck User ID: 19712778 United States 09/06/2013 05:24 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Mexican truckers working for Alqaeda import nuclear bomb to Kansas City by I=35 without being stopped. probably more like: Mexican Truckers with ties to Al Qaeda caught plotting to give Michelle Bachman and Sarah Palin a Cream Pie. Quoting: SLAVENOMORE4U Un named sources confirm that there was a plot amongst a small group of extremest Truck drivers to capture the two leading candidates for the Republication nomination for President, and give them creme pies while video taping the event to later post on various porn sites. A spokes person for the TSA is quoted as saying "The TSA will not stand for Terrorists groups, sticking their hands down the pants of americans, and as for creme pies, thats our job, and we will give anyone who attempts to circumvent our organisation, full body cavity searches. America must be kept safe" the spokes person for the TSA went on to ask for the phone #'s of Michelle Bachman and Sarah Palin, which this reporter declined to produce, where in turn the spokes person for the TSA hung his head and snapped his fingers while saying shux. Peace is a lie, there is only passion. Through passion, I gain strength. Through strength, I gain power. Through power, I gain victory. Through victory, my chains are broken. The Force shall free me. Or something |
Spam Killer
User ID: 40546461 United States 09/06/2013 05:26 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Mexican truckers working for Alqaeda import nuclear bomb to Kansas City by I=35 without being stopped. probably more like: Mexican Truckers with ties to Al Qaeda caught plotting to give Michelle Bachman and Sarah Palin a Cream Pie. Quoting: SLAVENOMORE4U Un named sources confirm that there was a plot amongst a small group of extremest Truck drivers to capture the two leading candidates for the Republication nomination for President, and give them creme pies while video taping the event to later post on various porn sites. A spokes person for the TSA is quoted as saying "The TSA will not stand for Terrorists groups, sticking their hands down the pants of americans, and as for creme pies, thats our job, and we will give anyone who attempts to circumvent our organisation, full body cavity searches. America must be kept safe" the spokes person for the TSA went on to ask for the phone #'s of Michelle Bachman and Sarah Palin, which this reporter declined to produce, where in turn the spokes person for the TSA hung his head and snapped his fingers while saying shux. |