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AUSTRALIAN 'GIANTS' Terrorize Queensland!

 
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07/13/2011 07:16 AM
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AUSTRALIAN 'GIANTS' Terrorize Queensland!
(Breaking):

Queensland:

Panic has gripped Greater Queensland as an 'Army' of Giant Females have taken over large parts of the country.

Some standing more than 5' 10"... (Nearly an inch shorter than the average Queensland male... But still pretty bleedin' tall!).

These females have expressed their total disdain for football, cricket and rugby!

In extreme cases, these 'Giants' have taken to meserizing Queensland males into, WILLINGLY, surrendering their own testicles!

The Giants are reported to carry these testicles in a special bag, and only give them back to their owners if needed for reproduction, or in protecting the Giants from attackers, (Whom THEY have provoked... While Drunk).

A small force of gallnt Queensland males, ('The Bollocks'), are said to be forming... in an effort to rescue their Brothers from the Giants...

Deeed "Bitches'.

QLMAIL
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07/13/2011 07:26 AM
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Re: AUSTRALIAN 'GIANTS' Terrorize Queensland!
Send them to Tassie. We'll break them in for you and send them back when they start to sag. They will be softer, slower and easier for the average brain dead Cain Toad to handle!
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07/13/2011 07:28 AM
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Re: AUSTRALIAN 'GIANTS' Terrorize Queensland!
sounds like a job foe steve quayle
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07/13/2011 07:42 AM
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Re: AUSTRALIAN 'GIANTS' Terrorize Queensland!
Send them to Tassie. We'll break them in for you and send them back when they start to sag. They will be softer, slower and easier for the average brain dead Cain Toad to handle!
 Quoting: mr2


you gonna mansterbate in front of them 24/7 Bro ?

Yer dreaming mate !

yeahsure
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07/13/2011 07:48 AM
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Re: AUSTRALIAN 'GIANTS' Terrorize Queensland!
Send them to Tassie. We'll break them in for you and send them back when they start to sag. They will be softer, slower and easier for the average brain dead Cain Toad to handle!
 Quoting: mr2


you gonna mansterbate in front of them 24/7 Bro ?

Yer dreaming mate !

yeahsure
 Quoting: KAITIAKI


Go finish Ya Fush and Chups then grab Ya gum-boot and Velcro gloves, pick out your favorite, ewe know the one, relieve the pressure in your head and go back to bed. Way past your bedtime little boy.sheep
KAITIAKI

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07/13/2011 11:19 AM
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Re: AUSTRALIAN 'GIANTS' Terrorize Queensland!
Send them to Tassie. We'll break them in for you and send them back when they start to sag. They will be softer, slower and easier for the average brain dead Cain Toad to handle!
 Quoting: mr2


you gonna mansterbate in front of them 24/7 Bro ?

Yer dreaming mate !

yeahsure
 Quoting: KAITIAKI


Go finish Ya Fush and Chups then grab Ya gum-boot and Velcro gloves, pick out your favorite, ewe know the one, relieve the pressure in your head and go back to bed. Way past your bedtime little boy.sheep
 Quoting: mr2


the thing about shagging sheep was a cruel joke played on wankers from Tassy, we didn't think you would actually believe it, now you wankers have been practicing bestiallity on poor lil sheep and exporting the semen infested meat to other countries.
Its been coverd up by governments for years to save embarresment, imagine a whole island population of Aussies being that stupid !!!!
Beyond belief !
Past YOUR bed time BOY !

verycool
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07/13/2011 11:37 AM
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Re: AUSTRALIAN 'GIANTS' Terrorize Queensland!
Hey Tazzie and NZ, your getting off topic here.....now where can I join 'The Bollocks' HAHA
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07/13/2011 11:43 AM
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Re: AUSTRALIAN 'GIANTS' Terrorize Queensland!
surrendered the testies = feminists
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07/13/2011 06:08 PM
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Re: AUSTRALIAN 'GIANTS' Terrorize Queensland!
If 5 ft 10 is giant, then Goliath was truly spectacular.





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