Why aren't you serving the Dark Lord?

I've had a close up view of his work. Thanks, but I'll pass.

The Knowledgeable one knows that the peoples learning
contains some of the sea of my knowledge.
The lotus tree in the seventh heaven is the place of my
revelation.
For that I am all-hearing, the all-knowing;
glorified is my sanctity and elevated is my name.
Paradise is my wine and Hell is the heat of my scorching
wind.
Constellations prostrated to me until I was elevated.
Like the prostration of servants to the served.
And all those in the universe said to me
O God, Lead us into the straight path.

-So saith Shaitan

My honor is presiding over everything.
And for this I am the one, the most strong and the most perfect
And I call in my strength who is the rule other than me.
I am the great and the most high.
O my worshippers believe in me, do not disregard me
For disbelief is of the characteristics of the selfish.
I give the infidels an ever close fire to drink
And breezes to those who believe in me.
Praise be to me glorified is my ability
Elevated is my sublimity, Here I am the King of the Earth.

-So saith Shaitan

I have created the men of time
The seven earths and the seven heavens.
These are my suns shine on the worlds
Guide the perplexed and my secrets are hidden
I am who creates in the wombs as I like.
People and I made my miracles appear in my creations.
I am the being of beings and all the beings.
I am that who satisfied all the worlds in my creations.
I am God of Gods and all of the throne.
And all of heavens are of my inventions.
I am the one whose secret is venerated
To me are the thanks, praise to me, venerated is my being.

-So Saith Shaitan

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i noticed your reply in another post.

do you really think satan cares about fags?

im afraid your satan is as lame as the christian jesus

Serving?

I am the Dark Lord!




I'm from Tea Neck, New Jersey, Senior Chief!

The Guardian
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Only satan-tards are as utterly misguided as christ-tards.

no other group can be accurately described as being 'as deluded as christians'

cause voldemort is dead

bump for pity

Actually all those fire and brimstone christians should really be behind this.
I mean their belief system seems totally based on their irrational fear of "hell" and spreading that message to anyone near by.
Seems like those types already worship "Satan" so they might as well just be upfront about it.

tierd of his color skeme for his clothes... black is so yesterday!

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TRY IT! You scer'd?

Satan cares about all his children, fag.

theyre like the goth kid at bible camp.

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George Lucas was sent to raise a legion of mighty warriors for a reason. No service.

Would you look at all these selfish wankers.

is he a good cook?

Satan knows all the best spiritual recipes.

You are still trapped in duality, dummy.

WTF R U queering up this place opie?

I bow before no FAKE god.. so take your fake god and satan and crame them both up your bible thumping ass

Hahaha you guys are so gonna regret these comments one day.

how does one come to choose the dark side?

I mean WTF???

You don't, it chooses you. Nobody comes to Satanism without being guided by Enki's powerful will. Most of us were reincarnated here for this specific purpose, to do battle with the enemy's of humanity.

The devil, not Satan, is an ass raping retard. He and his annoying minions will fall very soon.

Chapter I

I was, am now, and shall have no end. I exercise dominion over all creatures and over the affairs of all who are under the protection of my image. I am ever present to help all who trust in me and call upon me in time of need. There is no place in the universe that knows not my presence. I participate in all the affairs, which those who are without call evil because their nature is not such as they approve. Every age has its own manager, who directs affairs according to my decrees. This office is changeable from generation to generation, that the ruler of this world and his chiefs may discharge the duties of their respective offices everyone in his own turn. I allow everyone to follow the dictates of his own nature, but he that opposes me will regret it sorely.

No god has a right to interfere in my affairs, and I have made it an imperative rule that everyone shall refrain from worshipping all gods. All of the books of those who are without are altered by them; and they have declined from them, although they were written by the prophets and the apostles. That there are interpolations is seen in the fact that each sect endeavors to prove that the others are wrong and to destroy their books.

To me truth and falsehood are known. When temptation comes, I give my covenant to him that trusts in me. Moreover, I give council to the skilled directors, for I have appointed them for periods that are known to me. I remember necessary affairs and execute them in due time. I teach and guide those who follow my instruction. If anyone obey me and conform to my commandments, he shall have joy, delight, and comfort.