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You Christians need to prepare to put down your Bibles......

 
ObeWayneKenobe
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You Christians need to prepare to put down your Bibles......
Cause once you have Jesus in person, you won't need them anymore! :)
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Re: You Christians need to prepare to put down your Bibles......
Sad part is you're going to persecuted for having a bible here soon..

Sad days ahead..
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Re: You Christians need to prepare to put down your Bibles......
and Jesus will turn out to be an 8 foot black man. You will freak!
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Re: You Christians need to prepare to put down your Bibles......
Cause once you have Jesus in person, you won't need them anymore! :)
 Quoting: ObeWayneKenobe


GOoD One! Laughed my ass off!

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Re: You Christians need to prepare to put down your Bibles......
and Jesus will turn out to be an 8 foot black man. You will freak!
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rofl
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Re: You Christians need to prepare to put down your Bibles......
still doesn't change the fact that
jesus is the son of yhwh.
hiding your head don't change the fact
that yhwh is a vicious and remorseless beast.
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2000 years ago God's People did have Jesus in person.
Jesus quoted Holy Scripture [for the uneducated among us,
"Holy Scripture" is the Old Testament.]





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Cause once you have Jesus in person, you won't need them anymore! :)
 Quoting: ObeWayneKenobe


That's true, I keep him locked up in my basement and make him quote verses on demand...
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...and pick up you guns!

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Re: You Christians need to prepare to put down your Bibles......
Cause once you have Jesus in person, you won't need them anymore! :)
 Quoting: ObeWayneKenobe


GOoD One! Laughed my ass off!

afro
 Quoting: FlyingHigh

I know, it's sort of "ironic" isn't it, all that "studying", and all that "memorizing".......and suddenly you don't even need it anymore......bizzaro world! lol
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Re: You Christians need to prepare to put down your Bibles......
Cause once you have Jesus in person, you won't need them anymore! :)
 Quoting: ObeWayneKenobe


So you believe the 0bamanation is going to put Christians in prison?
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Re: You Christians need to prepare to put down your Bibles......
Cause once you have Jesus in person, you won't need them anymore! :)
 Quoting: ObeWayneKenobe


That's true, I keep him locked up in my basement and make him quote verses on demand...
 Quoting: BRIEF


stfu
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Re: You Christians need to prepare to put down your Bibles......
2000 years ago God's People did have Jesus in person.
Jesus quoted Holy Scripture [for the uneducated among us,
"Holy Scripture" is the Old Testament.]
 Quoting: AlasBabylon

Really? I got the impression that Jesus was telling all the Temple priest'a that, THAT'S not how it really happened.....in the Old Testament!.........(?)
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Re: You Christians need to prepare to put down your Bibles......
Cause once you have Jesus in person, you won't need them anymore! :)
 Quoting: ObeWayneKenobe


That's true, I keep him locked up in my basement and make him quote verses on demand...
 Quoting: BRIEF


stfu
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1480316

Now, now.......lets be civil! lol
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Re: You Christians need to prepare to put down your Bibles......
Sad part is you're going to persecuted for having a bible here soon..

Sad days ahead..
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1486089


That's why I've been memorizing passages. I suggest others do the same. I think I'd start with Psalms. It's going to be bad.
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Re: You Christians need to prepare to put down your Bibles......
So you believe the 0bamanation is going to put Christians in prison?
 Quoting: ceawaves

NO WAY!!!

They might feed them to the Lions........but NEVER prison! ;)
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Re: You Christians need to prepare to put down your Bibles......
Sad part is you're going to persecuted for having a bible here soon..

Sad days ahead..
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1486089


That's why I've been memorizing passages. I suggest others do the same. I think I'd start with Psalms. It's going to be bad.
 Quoting: Miggy

That's just shocking, a Christian who memorizes Scriptures? Who would have thunked it? ;)
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Sad part is you're going to be persecuted for having a bible here soon....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1486089

But it doesn't have to be that way: You can create a BETTER ending! :)
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Re: You Christians need to prepare to put down your Bibles......
still doesn't change the fact that
jesus is the son of yhwh.
hiding your head don't change the fact
that yhwh is a vicious and remorseless beast.
 Quoting: anon 1391487


His father is not YHVH. Christ was around way before his time on Earth.

YHVH is Duality/Darkness

Christ represents Singularity/Light
Meow
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Re: You Christians need to prepare to put down your Bibles......
Sad part is you're going to persecuted for having a bible here soon..

Sad days ahead..
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1486089


That's why I've been memorizing passages. I suggest others do the same. I think I'd start with Psalms. It's going to be bad.
 Quoting: Miggy

That's just shocking, a Christian who memorizes Scriptures? Who would have thunked it? ;)
 Quoting: ObeWayneKenobe


Sounds like a woman of God to me.. Bless your heart Miggy.. we should all memorize important scriptures...
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Re: You Christians need to prepare to put down your Bibles......
Hi guys, I'm Jesus.

I can't afford a paid membership here, so maybe some of my blessed sheep here will donate to give me paid membership? If you do so, I'll forgive you of any sins.
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Re: You Christians need to prepare to put down your Bibles......
So you believe the 0bamanation is going to put Christians in prison?
 Quoting: ceawaves

NO WAY!!!

They might feed them to the Lions........but NEVER prison! ;)
 Quoting: ObeWayneKenobe


but they will need slave labor first, to build the train tracks,then the death camps. And there could be gold fillings to pluck out of the corpses someone will have to that to you know..Just to much money to be stolen from them before they are fed to the lions..it's always about the money you know..
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Re: You Christians need to prepare to put down your Bibles......
Sad part is you're going to persecuted for having a bible here soon..

Sad days ahead..
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1486089


That's why I've been memorizing passages. I suggest others do the same. I think I'd start with Psalms. It's going to be bad.
 Quoting: Miggy

That's just shocking, a Christian who memorizes Scriptures? Who would have thunked it? ;)
 Quoting: ObeWayneKenobe


Sounds like a woman of God to me.. Bless your heart Miggy.. we should all memorize important scriptures...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1268070

She looks like a woman of God too.......if that's her actual picture in her avatar.......?

Very pretty! :)
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Re: You Christians need to prepare to put down your Bibles......
Look let's stop trying to compensate "the black culture" Jesus isn't black (nor white)...You didn't build shit...You destroy almost everything you touch (ghettos)...You didn't invent anything except peanut butter... Without the white European males, who happen to run fortune 500 companies (except Godfathers Pizza), you wouldn't have anyone to work for...Nor would you have a place to live, you would still be in a thatched hut, stepping in goat shit...

I'm just being real, forget the fer icon, Jesse Jackson, black Muslim bullshit.



and Jesus will turn out to be an 8 foot black man. You will freak!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1486219
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Re: You Christians need to prepare to put down your Bibles......
So you believe the 0bamanation is going to put Christians in prison?
 Quoting: ceawaves

NO WAY!!!

They might feed them to the Lions........but NEVER prison! ;)
 Quoting: ObeWayneKenobe


but they will need slave labor first, to build the train tracks,then the death camps. And there could be gold fillings to pluck out of the corpses someone will have to that to you know..Just to much money to be stolen from them before they are fed to the lions..it's always about the money you know..
 Quoting: ceawaves

naughty
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and Jesus will turn out to be an 8 foot black man. You will freak!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1486219


He's actually described as bronze skin colored so yeah black would be a bit of a shocker.
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Re: You Christians need to prepare to put down your Bibles......
still doesn't change the fact that
jesus is the son of yhwh.
hiding your head don't change the fact
that yhwh is a vicious and remorseless beast.
 Quoting: anon 1391487


His father is not YHVH. Christ was around way before his time on Earth.

YHVH is Duality/Darkness

Christ represents Singularity/Light
 Quoting: Motion & Rest


where in the bible it say that?
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Re: You Christians need to prepare to put down your Bibles......
Cause once you have Jesus in person, you won't need them anymore! :)
 Quoting: ObeWayneKenobe


The Law is written in my heart.

I only have a couple of things left that I still covert, service to the flesh ya/know, but that's OK cause we're all gonna be crucifying our flesh soon enough eh!


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