OBAMA SPEAKS ... live video link.

I think I hear his voice...

Damn. His skin is going to graft to the toilet seat if he doesn't get off it already.

This thread is more entertaining than the speech, i hope he's late by some more time.

Keep up the good work

Watch him give a jovial "shout out" to his "Navy Seal Buddies".

you watchin too hard, yo.

This is what they do in the green room.

He's yelling, "I'm out of toilet paper. Someone get me some more."

Maybe there's no TP ... and Michelle refuses to bring him some.

HAH! Jinx!

Jeez this guy is a joke.

Nah, he's probably got a nose bleed from snorting coke from off the back of the tank.

The dow is falling -403... perhaps people feel that his tardiness is a sign of hesitance for the economy as well?

Yep. Then he bled all over his suit, has to change his suit, get a new gin & juice ... it's always something with this guy.

Wait guys, maybe hes bringing us more peas!

He's stuck with his face under Michelle's fat ass. Where's the teleprompter, err, I mean crowbar when you need it?

And, I have to say, it is an eloquent statement. The Fox folks are devilishly clever with this one ...

Of monumental symbolic value: letting the country stare at an empty lecturn for 30 minutes, 45 minutes ... how long WILL we be without leadership?

How is this a leader's way of doing things.

Punctuality is key!

yes -- with an empty TP roll!

Some crazy shit just happened.

FOUR MORE YEARS!!

-426

Everybody's guffawing like a bunch of buffoons. Oh, yeah, today is totally hilarious! /sarcasm

What a diva -- always having to make an entrance!

He got side tracked.

Nah, it was just a fart.

OMG, he's about to tell us the earth is going to go through a galactic storm and we are all screwed!

Ok I'm taking a poll, who thinks we will hear the phrase

"Lets be clear", and how many times do you think we'll hear it? Lets get a poll goin here lol