***THINK YOU MIGHT BE PHUCKED IF YOU THINK YOU MIGHT BE HAVING A HEART ATTACK AND THE EMT SHOWS UP DRUNK OFF HIS ASS??***

Last night was an episode out of the frickin "Twilight Zone." I am not one to visit doctors or hospitals.

All my life, I've had extremely low blood pressure. The past couple of times it has been taken, I got the same thing, "Have you always had high blood pressure?"

NO. I have always been low.

So last night, I get a stabbing pain in my chest and back and my only relief was getting in a tub of hot water.

My husband said he wasn't going to take any chances. He called an ambulance. When they got here, I thought the guy asking questions was a little strange, until he got close. I could smell whiskey or some kind of alcohol on him. His eyes were all messed up.

On the ride to the hospital, I had to protect myself from him falling all over me about 6 times. He kept asking me the same questions over and over. I was weirded out by the nytroglycerin under my tongue.

I was extremely angry yet in a vulnerable situation.

We got to the hospital and "Pat" shows up as my nurse. I say "Pat" cuz I couldn't tell if this person was female or male. He/she was about 350 lbs. I kept thinking, if Pat has one more McDonalds cheeseburger, he/she might just die. I told my husband this and he was a little bit put off that I talked about "Pat" like this.

So.. Pat brings in this aspirin for me to take. I have a hard time swallowing pills and I tell Pat this. Pat says, "Honey, don't look at it as a pill, look at it as a McDonald's cheeseburger".. and I don't know yet if I had a heart attack yet or not, so I just don't go there.

My husband goes out to our car in the Emergency room parking lot and encounters a male and a female asking him for something.. and he says, "Not now, my wife is in there" .. and they say, "I don't think you understand, we need.." And my husband stops them and says, "People, my wife might be having a heart attack.. "

Last night was a big full moon. I seen it when I left the hospital. No heart attack, just Pleurisy.

I've seen Zombie Nation. I've seen it.