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***SHTF right this very moment! What do you do?***

 
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Right where you are, what do you do the moment you know it's for real?

What's your idea of how a random scenario would go down?

I'll start with one: I'm at work, 20 miles from my house, power goes out, communications go out...I think it would take me about 5-10 minutes for it to sink in, then my first instinct would be to get my ass to the school and pick up the kids...but then there's traffic and people going nuts trying to do the same thing...if I'm lucky enough to make it to my kids without incident, then what? Home I guess, where I'm hoping my wife is smart enough to be...then what? Hunker down or get out of dodge?...I'm not prepared survivalist style so what then? Get a knife and some blankets and start on foot? Or sit tight and defend my property, against who? Looters? FEMA?

There should be a flow chart for this...what would you do in a random scenario?
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“Your Majesty, please… I don’t like to complain,
But down here below, we are feeling great pain.
I know, up on top you are seeing great sights,
But down here at the bottom we, too, should have rights.
We turtles can’t stand it. Our shells will all crack!
Besides, we need food. We are starving!” groaned Mack.

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Everyone is different. I'd either start learning how to be a survivalist or get out of dodge now, odds are you wont be able to after.
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Right where you are, what do you do the moment you know it's for real?

What's your idea of how a random scenario would go down?

I'll start with one: I'm at work, 20 miles from my house, power goes out, communications go out...I think it would take me about 5-10 minutes for it to sink in, then my first instinct would be to get my ass to the school and pick up the kids...but then there's traffic and people going nuts trying to do the same thing...if I'm lucky enough to make it to my kids without incident, then what? Home I guess, where I'm hoping my wife is smart enough to be...then what? Hunker down or get out of dodge?...I'm not prepared survivalist style so what then? Get a knife and some blankets and start on foot? Or sit tight and defend my property, against who? Looters? FEMA?

There should be a flow chart for this...what would you do in a random scenario?
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Oops! It's an EMP exploded over the area. Cars are useless. Now what?
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Right where you are, what do you do the moment you know it's for real?

What's your idea of how a random scenario would go down?

I'll start with one: I'm at work, 20 miles from my house, power goes out, communications go out...I think it would take me about 5-10 minutes for it to sink in, then my first instinct would be to get my ass to the school and pick up the kids...but then there's traffic and people going nuts trying to do the same thing...if I'm lucky enough to make it to my kids without incident, then what? Home I guess, where I'm hoping my wife is smart enough to be...then what? Hunker down or get out of dodge?...I'm not prepared survivalist style so what then? Get a knife and some blankets and start on foot? Or sit tight and defend my property, against who? Looters? FEMA?

There should be a flow chart for this...what would you do in a random scenario?
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hopefully ur neighbors are nice people and that ur community will stick together... maybe cities can become locked down and shut down entrances to other cities just so u can defend ur own city?
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Find the nearest copy of a paper map that you can.

Grab whatever clothing is nearby and stuff it in your backpack or satchel. If you don't have one, use the clothing to create a bindle.

Fill your bathtub with water.

Fill three coffee cans, one with rocks, one with sand, and one with charcoal.

Ensure that your windows are boarded shut. You may even want to board up the front door. Create a roof entry/egress point for yourself.

Catalog your existing stock of food (whatever you have in the fridge or pantry). Consume anything that requires refrigeration in a "Hey, Doomsday's Here!" feast.

Determine the caloric amounts in your remaining food stock. Ration to provide yourself at least 2000 calories per day if you are going to be walking or doing intensive physical work. Otherwise try and keep it under 1000 calories per day.

Get in touch with your neighbors, encourage them to do the above, and plan a quick meeting to discuss cooperative plans.

That's for starters.
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die?
This is the fate of man. He must strive for that which he cannot attain. He must believe in that which he cannot prove. He must seek that which he cannot find. He must travel a road without knowing his destination. Only thus can the purpose of life be fulfilled.

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Small town of 1000. would like to think that we would stick together. the community of course. and drive out the scum bags who want to hurt each other, then set up camp in town square/the main town buildings. Then we can play bowling across the street. YAY
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Post about it on GLP!
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I fill up the gas tank, come home and put on a new pair of boots. Then I get back on the Internet to see how it's unfolding. I can always scoot to a friends house out in da sticks.
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People People People... the ONLY REAL DOOM you all keep dreaming of for EVERYONE IN THE WORLD... would be for the electrical grid of the WHOLE WORLD to be knocked out in some sort of SUN DOOM or other CRAZY DOOM... but LOCAL DOOM... would still take like 1 WEEK from that EVENT ... the FIRST WEEK... people would just be gathering around in the local areas saying WTF? where the hell is the power?

chuckle

For some reason I kinda want that to happen... POWER OUTAGE DOOM FOR THE WHOLE WORLD... in this day and age... probably has happened in the past... 10's of thousands of years ago as well... but why not? Then we all equal again...

I will find me some hot ass bitches that need help and start a cult or something...

5a
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People People People... the ONLY REAL DOOM you all keep dreaming of for EVERYONE IN THE WORLD... would be for the electrical grid of the WHOLE WORLD to be knocked out in some sort of SUN DOOM or other CRAZY DOOM... but LOCAL DOOM... would still take like 1 WEEK from that EVENT ... the FIRST WEEK... people would just be gathering around in the local areas saying WTF? where the hell is the power?

chuckle

For some reason I kinda want that to happen... POWER OUTAGE DOOM FOR THE WHOLE WORLD... in this day and age... probably has happened in the past... 10's of thousands of years ago as well... but why not? Then we all equal again...

I will find me some hot ass bitches that need help and start a cult or something...

5a
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Were anything like this to happen, I'll be very happy for my copy of Dies the Fire, by S.M. Stirling. :)
"People ask me to predict the future, when all I want to do is prevent it. Better yet, build it. Predicting the future is much too easy, anyway. You look at the people around you, the street you stand on, the visible air you breathe, and predict more of the same. To hell with more. I want better." ~ Ray Bradbury
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People People People... the ONLY REAL DOOM you all keep dreaming of for EVERYONE IN THE WORLD... would be for the electrical grid of the WHOLE WORLD to be knocked out in some sort of SUN DOOM or other CRAZY DOOM... but LOCAL DOOM... would still take like 1 WEEK from that EVENT ... the FIRST WEEK... people would just be gathering around in the local areas saying WTF? where the hell is the power?

chuckle

For some reason I kinda want that to happen... POWER OUTAGE DOOM FOR THE WHOLE WORLD... in this day and age... probably has happened in the past... 10's of thousands of years ago as well... but why not? Then we all equal again...

I will find me some hot ass bitches that need help and start a cult or something...

5a
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you'll wind up as road kill......
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laugh at everyone panic buying
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OOOPS ... I live in a warm climate... so would not be so bad... for atleast 1 week... other places could be much worse... would be localized... but the same day? NO DOOM FOR YOU!!! chuckle
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Put on my vest and hand cannon, get in the truck I EMP-proofed last year and go save the love of my life from the dick head school teacher she married. Not by force, I'm just gonna show up and give her the choice. "I've got enough food, PM's and ammo to keep us safe for years. You wanna stick with Mr. English lit or do you want a fighting chance?"

I've been working on the speech. I'm sure it'll get better. :)
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Continue canning on my propane stove. No difference (besides not posting on GLP)

Would be nice to have the world so quiet.
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laugh at everyone panic buying
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applause2ohyeah
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Right where you are, what do you do the moment you know it's for real?

What's your idea of how a random scenario would go down?

I'll start with one: I'm at work, 20 miles from my house, power goes out, communications go out...I think it would take me about 5-10 minutes for it to sink in, then my first instinct would be to get my ass to the school and pick up the kids...but then there's traffic and people going nuts trying to do the same thing...if I'm lucky enough to make it to my kids without incident, then what? Home I guess, where I'm hoping my wife is smart enough to be...then what? Hunker down or get out of dodge?...I'm not prepared survivalist style so what then? Get a knife and some blankets and start on foot? Or sit tight and defend my property, against who? Looters? FEMA?

There should be a flow chart for this...what would you do in a random scenario?
 Quoting: Obscura


Oops! It's an EMP exploded over the area. Cars are useless. Now what?
 Quoting: Sedi


My 1986 daily driver mechanical diesel still runs...it is 5700lbs of 4x4...good luck getting home in your prius though.
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Head to my bugout location and start unpacking all my stuff getting my camp set up.
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Right where you are, what do you do the moment you know it's for real?

What's your idea of how a random scenario would go down?

I'll start with one: I'm at work, 20 miles from my house, power goes out, communications go out...I think it would take me about 5-10 minutes for it to sink in, then my first instinct would be to get my ass to the school and pick up the kids...but then there's traffic and people going nuts trying to do the same thing...if I'm lucky enough to make it to my kids without incident, then what? Home I guess, where I'm hoping my wife is smart enough to be...then what? Hunker down or get out of dodge?...I'm not prepared survivalist style so what then? Get a knife and some blankets and start on foot? Or sit tight and defend my property, against who? Looters? FEMA?

There should be a flow chart for this...what would you do in a random scenario?
 Quoting: Obscura


1.Remain calm.
2.Go home
3.Relax

I really have nothing to fear.Prepared people do not fear any one event.You plan as best you can,and adapt as necessary.
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Post about it on GLP!
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cruise
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EMP? House will still be structurally sound.

1) Get home if I'm not there already

2) Blow the stairs

3) Hope I remembered to get the family upstairs before I blew 'em

4) Open the stores and hunker down

5) Enjoy
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SHTF right this very moment! What do you do?

Are you talking about before, or AFTER the Panic Sex?
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Were anything like this to happen, I'll be very happy for my copy of Dies the Fire, by S.M. Stirling. :)
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You do know that Stirling has written more in that series, right? They are all good books.
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... and don't blame me-- I voted for Bob Barr in 2008.
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How about having one of these canisters handy in a global tsunami or flood scenario

[link to www.lrse.com]

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-Albert Pike

• The smallest good deed is better than the grandest good intention. •

“Your Majesty, please… I don’t like to complain,
But down here below, we are feeling great pain.
I know, up on top you are seeing great sights,
But down here at the bottom we, too, should have rights.
We turtles can’t stand it. Our shells will all crack!
Besides, we need food. We are starving!” groaned Mack.

“You hush up your mouth!” howled the mighty King Yertle.
“You’ve no right to talk to the world’s highest turtle.
I rule from the clouds! Over land! Over sea!
There’s nothing, no, NOTHING, that’s higher than me!”
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popcorn

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OK?
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Were anything like this to happen, I'll be very happy for my copy of Dies the Fire, by S.M. Stirling. :)
 Quoting: ClearEyed Thinker


You do know that Stirling has written more in that series, right? They are all good books.
 Quoting: Monkeyfister


Oh, absolutely. I own most of his collected works.

The only reason I would go to DTF first is that it contains some of the best examples of the right mentalities to utilize in DOOM scenarios.

Lord Bear for President. ;)
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Walk out the back door and go fishing. I work from home and I live in the middle of nowhere.
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I'd sit on the porch drinking some ice tea with my shotgun in hand.





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