The Crystal ship is being filled, are you ready?

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The Crystal ship is being filled, are you ready to get on board?
Your bags must be 24 x 37 (Max)inches for the overhead compartments.
No liquids allowed on board.No vegetables allowed.
You will be given an anal massage by a guy named Larry,
Larry does not want to massage your rectum, but it is his job as a federal TRAGIC.
If you have a problem with getting felt up your coochie by a guy names Larry then please report your complaints to ,
Public terror department.gov.