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Why don't Birds fly to the moon? | |
daretospeak
(OP) User ID: 1525787  United Kingdom08/29/2011 01:17 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation |  for final troll before this thread sleeps for a while longer.  Galatians 2:20 I have been crucified with Christ, it is no longer I that live, but Christ now lives in me and the life I live in the flesh, I live by faith in the Son of God, who loved me and gave Himself for me. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1519119  United States08/29/2011 01:29 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Because there are no cars to shit on there...everyone knows that's the only reason birds have for living. hehe, Sir, I believe you are on to something diabolical. Birds and cars, I'm sure this is the work of tptb, or some other acronym that is lurking in the shadows. I swear, I own a piece of property with no trees on it, yet the birds sit on the power lines and shit all over my car...I'm like customer of the year at the drive through car wash...when the kids were small, and I'd ask them what they wanted to do, they'd yell "car wash daddy, car wash"!! Are they crows? |
| BRIEF
User ID: 381742 United States08/29/2011 09:27 AM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: BRIEF Because there are no cars to shit on there...everyone knows that's the only reason birds have for living. hehe, Sir, I believe you are on to something diabolical. Birds and cars, I'm sure this is the work of tptb, or some other acronym that is lurking in the shadows. I swear, I own a piece of property with no trees on it, yet the birds sit on the power lines and shit all over my car...I'm like customer of the year at the drive through car wash...when the kids were small, and I'd ask them what they wanted to do, they'd yell "car wash daddy, car wash"!! Are they crows? Mostly pigeons. I never forgive and I never forget I am a licensed firearm holder. I will, under protection of law, use lethal force if attacked.  |
| BRIEF
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| daretospeak
(OP) User ID: 1526100 United Kingdom08/29/2011 09:32 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I notice that the bird poop resembles moon craters...hmmm perhaps they do fly to the moon afterall. Galatians 2:20 I have been crucified with Christ, it is no longer I that live, but Christ now lives in me and the life I live in the flesh, I live by faith in the Son of God, who loved me and gave Himself for me. |
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