Man decapitates himself in front of deputies, firefighters after domestic dispute in Yorktown

Guess she won.

An hero!!

Poor guy

A relative of mine did that.

Creative!

Not the time to lose one's head.

That's not the way to get ahead in life.

It's a shame he wasn't more headstrong.

He'll never be the head of a major corporation.

Okay, that'll do.

you'll get it in the neck for that load of crap.

not from south wales by any chance?

Oceans mumble their songs to deaf ears of sands
Mountains guard their dominions until the end of time
Rivers carve hieroglyphs only read by the birds
Lion hunts antelope, hyenas fight over the corpse
Breed then kill or get killed, holy circle of life
Red sun rises again, chokes cold light of stars
I sharpen the knife

Wooden Handle
Bolster, heel
Edge of cold steel
Mirror mirror
Speak to to me

Now the painting is done, bored models dress up
German writer, Asian poet, both expect Nobel prize
New Picasso's sketch on sale, bids mostly from Japan
Hagia Sophia gets new roof, circus hires new clown
Ballerinas bleed but dance, famous composer gets bald
All music's already been played, critics are always right
And I sharpen the knife

Wooden handle
Bolster, heel
Edge of cold steel
Mirror mirror
Speak to me

News on breakfast television drown in a shit of lies
UN troops storm Kabul, or Cairo, or Baghdad
That war was wrong but this one is so right
Cure for cancer nearly there- perfect drug, decent price
White smoke covers Rome, habemus papam
Farmer in Montana breeds two-headed cows
I still sharpen the knife

Wooden handle
Bolster, heel
Edge of cold steel
Mirror mirror
Speak to me

YESSS!!!

nice head job

cables on SUVs kill.. bane them!

New album is solid, great song!

And on his tombstone: "Loving father. Went out giving head."

What an idiot!!

LMAO

lmao

This is why we need to ban cables!!

man...that!

Pics?

Nearly Headless Nick?

good for him! its good to set goals for yourself and see them through.

bet he gives great HEAD

A Fire Dept. officer noticed a cable attached to a nearby tree and wrapped around the neck of the driver. When deputies tried to get the man to leave the Explorer, he rapidly accelerated the SUV and was pulled from the vehicle and decapitated. The Explorer came to rest approximately 150 yards further down Holmes Blvd.

.........uuuuh why didn't one of them simply CUT THE FREEEKIN CABLE from the tree FIRST ? then yap on with him and try to pull him outta the eXplorer ?

He shouldn't have let those walls cave in on him. SAD!

is he expected to recover...?

Just send his head to russia.. they can save him!

Pics or it didn't happen!!!

He will be better off than if the Evil Psychopaths had taken him alive.