----Attention all Extraterrestrials----We welcome you with open arms----This thread is for you!!!

Join the club.

I'm sure they won't appreciate Russ' NEW AGE JERUSALEM CALENDAR....

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However ... if your mode of transportation is a van and your name is Jose, Pedro, or Juan,
please report to the nearest Border Patrol or INS Agent for processing.




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And some of us even have the best weed for alien's new experiences!!
come and enjoy!!!

B.S. All heathenish animals will eat any other animal that is weaker and more stupid than themselves, just like yous hewmons do.

Just to let you know though, I'm a vegan among my species. The rest of my kind love hewmon brains and in fact they raise a big herd of them here on ranch Earth. You do know there are 65 days debt until the hewmon harvest on Earth begins, right? Take care of those brains, hewmons, we're hoping for a better harvest this cycle.

Oh, and remember,hewmons, the first ones in the rendering lines get to experience a freshly sharpened guillotine blade. Trust me, you don't want to be at the back with the last. Okeedokey!

I'm sooooooooooooooooo confused. So are the aliens coming or is Jesus coming or all we all being enlightened with the new agers?? Seriously...it can't all be happening at once.

I suppose it just depends what label you want to put on it. Personally I think it is all the same forseen event, just filtered by each individual's beliefs.

Thank you Jesus! I'm going with that. ;) LOL

Greetings: Danly: User ID: 1535325

Australia

09/05/2011 08:38 PM

Quoting ... With Our (ST In BG) Comments !!

----Attention all Extraterrestrials----We welcome you with open arms----This thread is for you

This thread is dedicated to all of our Extraterrestrial brothers & sisters out there, and I urge you all to show your support & welcome them with Love & Peace.

Their mammoth journey is drawing to an end, so lets all combine as one & make the transition smooth.

I am assuming that their high levels of advancement would allow them to tap into the internet along their journey.

Lets pour out our hearts & let them know that love & peace still thrives on Earth despite how it may seem. Lets show our willingness to co-exist & learn from them. Our frustrations & disapproval at how our planet is being run & our powerlessness over the system.

Lets show that there are still those of us praying for a better tomorrow. A world without evil, hunger, war, disease, deceit, corruption, selfishness & greed. That we feel our only hope is for some kind of unparalleled intervention or help.

I believe they are our only hope & I wish them a safe & comfortable journey.

Peace be with you our Alien friends.

I cant wait till we finally get to meet

Destination Earth

**Thank You For Your Kind Words !!

**We Are Already Here ... At Least ... Some Of Us Are !! ... As To Others ... They Are ... "Close By" !!

**We Ask That You Do Not Call Us "Aliens" !! ... As Such Things As To Meaning ... Is More Similar To As You Have It There ... Noted As "Racial Slurs" !! ... We Prefer Generically ... "Extraterrestrial(s)" ... Which In Your Language/Thoughts Means ... Not Of/Originally Of ... Terra/Earth !!

**Of Our "ET Energies" ... Of Whom We Transmit/Communicate Through ... The Conduit ... They Have A Long Standing Thread On GLP ... ++I AM A EXTRA TERRESTRIAL++ ASK ME A QUESTION AND I WILL RESPOND++

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**And Yes ... We ARE ... The "Real McCoy's" ... With Due Honors To The Hatfields Too !! ... Hee Hee Hee !!

Farewell For Now !!

ST In BG

Thankyou my Extraterrestrial friend!

I just want to know how to identify evil Aliens, besides my spirit sensing evilness.
I'd hate to get on the slave ship to the Alien underground mining camps!

But to the peaceful ET's with good intentions......I welcome you with open arms.

Hopefully you have the powers and discernment to separate the wheat from the chafe here on earth. And please, while you are here, can you take care of the Fukishima mess? I feel so bad for the Japanese people, plus the rest of us will soon be glowing in the dark.

Ever see Mars attacks? War of the Worlds? Invasion of the Body snatchers? or even Rosemary's Baby? That's what you're worshiping, demonic entities that want you dead and in hell.

We could use some help!

No problem, just cough up all those back tax, we good for now.

Hewmons are our cows. We are going to harvest you all soon before another long winter arrives and would otherwise doom you all anyhow. Now don't be hypocrites when rendering day arrives, hewmons. Remember, a more intelligent species always gets to use, abuse, and eat the more stupid ones, and we are way more smarter than yous hewmons. Way way smarter. Stoopid hewmons.

yeah we welcome them with open arms, good idea right? not like a more advanced species would want to enslave or wipe us out. right?

Is that you Arnold?

How about the fact that it's bullshit.

Seriously, I believe in extraterrestrials and I believe they are, but damn some of you people will believe anything you read on the net.

break out the Tronya

Last Edited by FCL on 09/06/2011 11:02 PM

Yes. Welcome space friends.

Hi, I'm from Uranus and I've got to say, the methane levels are off the charts.

taking them a long time to wipe us out lol.

i have been to mexico 5x...ask me a question!!!

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You guys welcoming the Aliens remind me of those people on the movie Independence Day who are partying on the rooftops welcoming their new Alien overlords when all of the sudden the Aliens unleash their secret weapon and kill all of you...

Yeah...

Have fun with that..

What a great way to go....