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I Am John Titor, Ask Me a Question

 
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04/13/2021 05:41 AM
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If you really are a time traveler, answer the question I ask you in 2 days (4/15/2021) at 6am glp time.

Answer it before then.

Also, copy and paste the question.
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If you really are a time traveler, answer the question I ask you in 2 days (4/15/2021) at 6am glp time.

Answer it before then.

Also, copy and paste the question.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80111112


I'll even log in, so you know it is me.
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04/13/2021 08:09 AM
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it appears there is a debunking in progress

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04/13/2021 05:36 PM
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Question, R future the people rerated?...

New analytical tool reveals massive DNA damage caused by CRISPR/Cas9 gene editing
[link to www.gmwatch.org (secure)]
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04/14/2021 03:11 AM
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Thread: 2022 Warning from the last person who should have been sent back in time

need verification

EDIT: Lmao, found you

Last Edited by Jobenblue on 04/14/2021 04:13 AM
Clayton

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04/14/2021 04:22 AM
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"I am one of the leaders of the Joe Biden Resistance of 2021 having come from the year 2063.

Things have gotten bad. Young people aren't earning enough to rent apartments and must live with their parents. This is why they are looting shoes and food.

All the major U.S. cities will become crime ridden after police quit in massive numbers. There will be food shortages and the hordes of hungry woke Liberals will raid the suburbs. Many will be shot.

The Corona Vaccines lead to brain swelling and madness. Permanent protein misfolding almost ended the human race. People slowly wasted away. They could not sleep or have the energy to walk. They could only wait anxiously and silently for death to come in the form of a heart attack.

The Left then unites with the Right in telling Joe Biden to fuck off.

People are growing food everywhere trying to keep from starving to death for lack of work.

Gas is so expensive that people move close to their jobs and bicycle to work. They are living in their cars. The Federation is building Hydroleafs everywhere to help them. These hydroleaves are streetlights that collect solar power and filter rainwater for drinking showering and charging cellphones.

Manufacturing has collapsed. Everyone is 3D printing small parts to make bigger machines.

Every citizen, young, old, is a soldier. We all 3D print firearms and are organized into U.S. Army units. It might surprise you to learn that we are just one of several nation states of a world federation.

The U.S. Resistance against Biden joins with the Russian Federation. These are the first 2 nation states -- the founders of the World Empire. Canada is annexed. Australia is the 4th and Europe quickly falls to join it. Finally the United States of China which comprises all of Asia becomes the 5th State.

The Middle East and Africa are uninhabitable. Israel is relocated to Southern Russia.

The establishment billionaires were all murdered and their assets were looted.

The Federation Space Force, which is an extension of the U.S. Space Force of 2021 -- develops time travel. That's why I'm here."
Clayton

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04/14/2021 04:26 AM
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"They could not sleep or have the energy to walk. They could only wait anxiously and silently for death to come in the form of a heart attack"

Wow, you described me to a tee, now let's figure out how to fix this. The only thing I had during my stay in the hospital was an IV and remdesivir. I'd prefer to do something other than just sit around and wait for my death
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04/14/2021 07:00 AM
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If you really are a time traveler, answer the question I ask you in 2 days (4/15/2021) at 6am glp time.

Answer it before then.

Also, copy and paste the question.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80111112


I'll even log in, so you know it is me.
 Quoting: #7


23 hours to go, will you accept your challenge?
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04/14/2021 07:31 AM
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If you really are a time traveler, answer the question I ask you in 2 days (4/15/2021) at 6am glp time.

Answer it before then.

Also, copy and paste the question.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80111112


I'll even log in, so you know it is me.
 Quoting: #7


23 hours to go, will you accept your challenge?
 Quoting: #7


Dis gun B gud!!!!
sacred energy

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04/14/2021 08:04 AM

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Happy Birthday From Buenos Aires"


is that movie from your timeline?
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04/15/2021 01:10 AM
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If you really are a time traveler, answer the question I ask you in 2 days (4/15/2021) at 6am glp time.

Answer it before then.

Also, copy and paste the question.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80111112


I'll even log in, so you know it is me.
 Quoting: #7


23 hours to go, will you accept your challenge?
 Quoting: #7


bump
Oliver Williams
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04/15/2021 01:35 AM
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I am Q.

Episode 153 of Fade 2 Black Radio with Jimmy Church.
Clayton

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04/15/2021 03:47 AM
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I am Q.

Episode 153 of Fade 2 Black Radio with Jimmy Church.
 Quoting: Oliver Williams 80152116


I mean...it was kinda obvious. When I first heard about Q, I was like "Yeah, that's definitely the same person"
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If you really are a time traveler, answer the question I ask you in 2 days (4/15/2021) at 6am glp time.

Answer it before then.

Also, copy and paste the question.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80111112


I'll even log in, so you know it is me.
 Quoting: #7


23 hours to go, will you accept your challenge?
 Quoting: #7


blueyipes1
Goodbye, halcyon days...

 There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.

There is another theory mentioned, which states that this has already happened.
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04/15/2021 06:00 AM
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Q. How often is a broken clock right?
A. Twice a Day
Clayton

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04/15/2021 10:47 AM
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Q. How often is a broken clock right?
A. Twice a Day
 Quoting: #7


"Yeah, let me just use my ability to time travel to come back and answer some smug asshole's question about predicting what his question would be"

What would you like to know next? The weather for tomorrow? The next time you take a shit? What about the next time you get hiccups? You know how annoying those can be


The Japanese poster is the one to pay attention to. Of all the people who have claimed to be time travelers, this one is the closest. Nothing is likely to be exact because of the butterfly effect, but they get more right than they should.


Off you go, now. Nothing to see here. Good job, you proved them to be a fraud!
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04/15/2021 10:54 AM
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Nothing to see here. Good job, you proved them to be a fraud!
 Quoting: Clayton


fraud indeed

that was pretty easy
Clayton

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04/15/2021 05:04 PM
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Nothing to see here. Good job, you proved them to be a fraud!
 Quoting: Clayton


fraud indeed

that was pretty easy
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79569588


Oh, indeed, just 330 pages to do it, too. Why didn't we think of that before!?!
Anonymous Coward John
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04/15/2021 06:39 PM
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We're all still in great danger.

Nuclear Day could start today.

Speak out! Complain about Biden's escalation.
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04/15/2021 06:57 PM
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I was banned from two newsgroups for claiming such a thing. What are people afraid of?

If I am not John Titor, then it should be easy enough to debunk me.

So ask me a question. spockagentcruise
 Quoting: ren1999


I will belive in John Titor when

The USA has a civil war in 2005 like Titor said would happen.

The 2008 Olympics get cancelled like Titor said would happen.

WW3 starts in March 2015 like Titor said would happen.
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04/15/2021 06:58 PM
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I was banned from two newsgroups for claiming such a thing. What are people afraid of?

If I am not John Titor, then it should be easy enough to debunk me.

So ask me a question. spockagentcruise
 Quoting: ren1999


By the way the 2 guys who created the John Titor hoax came forward and admitted they created the hoax.
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04/15/2021 07:20 PM
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We're all still in great danger.

Nuclear Day could start today.

Speak out! Complain about Biden's escalation.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward John 79545422



Ren1999, for some reason I had a flash across my mind that there was a nuclear blast but thought not much of it, like it was passing thought.

Now I'm hoping, just a passing thought.
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04/15/2021 07:24 PM
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I Heard The Mona Lisa's Face Is Smiling.
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04/15/2021 07:33 PM
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I Heard The Mona Lisa's Face Is Smiling.
 Quoting: Anonydormouse 80248189


Not if a nuclear blast wipes it off, she won't be for long.
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04/15/2021 10:00 PM
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Do time travelers need to be vaccinated before leaving?
Anonymous Coward T. Recon.
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04/16/2021 06:31 PM
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I'm John Titor Ren1999.

Me being a time traveler isn't important anymore -- only my message.

1. Thanks to y'all's complaining, World War 3 with Russia may be delayed.

2. But an economic crash is coming. The stock market gains is fake news. Prices are skyrocketing. Grow vegetables now. In 5 gallon pots. Grow. Plant your discarded carrot tops, lettuce, etc.

3. Corona and the vaccines cause inflammation. The best way to ease your symptoms is to stop eating added sugar. Some of you will die anyway because of your genetics. But do your best.

4. I don't need to remind you of other things like buy ammunition, resist Biden, all that -- you're already doing well.
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04/16/2021 06:52 PM
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I dated a girl named Emerson Bigguns. How big were they?
Clayton

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04/16/2021 08:25 PM
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Who the fuck cares anymore about the next 5 years? How will we as a society function in 10 or 20? Will it even be a world worth living in?
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04/16/2021 08:46 PM
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Who the fuck cares anymore about the next 5 years? How will we as a society function in 10 or 20? Will it even be a world worth living in?
 Quoting: Clayton


It's worth living for, Clayton. Don't give up now. Fight to the end. We need you. We need y'all!

The future is not set in stone. Anything could happen. Sudden peace could break out.

But you need to learn to live with less.

John Titor -- Ren1999
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04/20/2021 06:49 AM
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STRATCOM just warned that its enemies may use nuclear weapons.

This is very bad. STRATCOM is using Twitter to send cryptic messages.

#QAnon #NuclearDay





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