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Man pulls out both eyes during church service

 
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11/25/2016 11:42 AM
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Re: Man pulls out both eyes during church service
He needs some meds.
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No, he needs an exorcism. The "voice" was a demon.
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11/25/2016 11:47 AM
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Re: Man pulls out both eyes during church service
daaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmnnnnnnnn ssaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

that dude is a real man, with his own hands!!! take that Chuck Norris!
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roflcopter
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11/25/2016 11:58 AM
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Re: Man pulls out both eyes during church service
In Mark chapter 9 when Jesus talked about plucking your eye out or cutting off your foot or hand he was talking spiritually not physically.
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11/25/2016 12:04 PM
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Re: Man pulls out both eyes during church service
What a nimrod. A nimrod is a physical interpreter instead of a spiritual interpreter.
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11/25/2016 12:20 PM
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Re: Man pulls out both eyes during church service
The demon that the guy is possessed by is Nimrod aka Satan.
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11/25/2016 12:21 PM
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Re: Man pulls out both eyes during church service
Not a good "eye"dea!
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11/25/2016 12:25 PM
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Re: Man pulls out both eyes during church service
What kind of 'illness' did the others get?

I mean seriously, WTF?!?
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11/25/2016 01:05 PM
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Re: Man pulls out both eyes during church service
He needs some meds.
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He can buy them with the money he'll save not having to update his reading glasses prescription.
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Re: Man pulls out both eyes during church service
Damn, those Catholics are down with the sickness rockon
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You fucker get up, come on get down with the sickness!


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Re: Man pulls out both eyes during church service
We had one do that in prison here in the USA he pulled one eye out then ate it ...then after the dust died down he pulled out the other eye and ate it.....he ate his own eyes ...no kidding ....not trying to pull the wool over your eyes he ate his own eyes out of existence.

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That's a real shame of our prison system that someone obviously insane is not getting the mental health treatment he needs but is just left in a cell to rot.
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Expressing that opinion proves you are crazier than an eye eater.
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