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Message Subject Man pulls out both eyes during church service
Poster Handle Innocentfishingboat
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Adultery

27 “You have heard that it was said, ‘You shall not commit adultery.’[e] 28 But I tell you that anyone who looks at a woman lustfully has already committed adultery with her in his heart. 29 "If your right eye causes you to stumble, gouge it out and throw it away. It is better for you to lose one part of your body than for your whole body to be thrown into hell."

He did the right thing. Any part of your body that lusts after women should be cut off straight away. Or you will be barred from ever getting into heaven. I'm pretty much limbless now, talk through a tube and piss into a bag. I've ensured my seat in heaven now with the Church whom I have allowed to make direct deposits from my wages of 15% a month and when die I have agreed to leave any property I own to Jesus.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1552511


You are a true saint! Bless you, oh most pious follower. Your faith is an inspiration to us all!!!1!
 
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