Dumb blondes jokes

Brunette goes to the Dr. And says "Everywhere I touch myself it hurts."
Dr. does several tests and then asks "Did you used to be a blonde?"
Brunette answers "Why yes."
Dr. says "You've got a broken finger."

How do you make a Blond pregnant.....

TYTTI

Jokes are only truly funny when they contain a kernel of truth. The idea that "blondes are stupid" doesn't. To the contrary, blonde populations score among the highest in the world in IQ. And not only that, they're the most creative and compassionate as well.

A fact rarely spoken of these days is that white people invented most of the technology and built most of the societal institutions that built the modern world. An even less spoken of fact is that most of those white people were blonde and blue-eyed!

Yup, back when white people were truly great, white people were actually blondes for the most part. When America was colonized by the strong and the brave, these settlers were 70 % blondes!

Since then, brunettes have outbred blondes, and things have slowly deteriorated as a result. Less civility, less social cohesion, less order and stability. And this eventually leads to a decline in prosperity as well.

It is still true that the most prosperous places in the world are the places with the most blondes. Because it is blondes that create the kind of civilization that leads to prosperity. Brunettes and others just tag along for the ride.

As long as there are enough blondes to tag along with that is! Once the blondes become a tiny minority they lose control and civilization inevitably declines.

Yeah, go ahead and laugh at those "stupid blondes", while quality of life in a nation is strongly correlated with the number of blondes living there. That's sooo smart of you.

whats the difference between santa claus and a hot smart blonde
santa claus is more likely to be real

Here's one.
Why do blondes have blue eyes?
Because of all the air in their heads.

When you look at all the politicians, they all seem bent on taking guns. Makes no sense .It would cause probably the people uniting like the under ground rail road and every politician would not be trusted.I am not speaking for myself. ITS all you here. Take away the guns.It wont happen but will enjoy the drama to a extent.Unite and be smart

Here is what Obamacare did for America

Thread: Top Ex-White House Economist Admits 94% Of All New Jobs Under Obama Were Part-Time minimum wage

:obamaeconomy2:




Aint Communism great

Two blondes were looking up at the moon one night in New York and one says to the other, what do you think is closer, the moon or Miami?
The other replied, that's easy. It has to be the moon, you can't see Miami.

Lol. That video was pretty funny. That girl was pretty hot too.
It was pretty funny and ironic how she was feeding her pussy while wearing all pink and a pink headband.
Wearing the color of pussy while feeding her pussy.

She should take and ram that pink headband into her pink pussy.

Every time I tell a "dumb" blonde joke...


my BLONDE daughter hits me !

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Elder abuse? Naw !

Be careful and be sure to be fair to all...


Balance in life is important !

Tell a brunette joke now and then !

What gets taken out each week more than a Brunette?

Garbage !

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Run ! Run !

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... OP ... America has been INVADED by the soft lie from satan ...
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... GOD does know how many in this nation are still on His side ... small pockets here and there ...
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... it really doesn't LOOK good for victory over satan ...
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How does a blonde turn on the lights after sex? She opens the car door.

How do you light up a bondes eyes?

Sick a pen light in her ears.

I don’t have that enzyme that converts codeine. I get lortabs for pain, like after a dental surgery, and they make me feel crappy so I end up flushing them (septic system out here). Too old for MJ, so I’m pretty square these days.

Or some people wait until the time is right. How many people do you know that mistakenly rushed into marriage or have children out of wedlock and one or the other parent splits or has to have an abortion (not that Im for that) or give the child up for adoption because they aren't in a position to raise a kid.

Pink is for ugly lesbo cunts queers

Bet she loves getting fucked in her pink pussy by big black cock well ramming that pink headband up her pink pussy and around her black boyfriend/husband's big black cock.

that one's my favorite

Black men make black women.

Who can procreate white women? White men.

White women are waking up and realizing that they have something unique that only white men can provide.

Like you allude to in your own post, black men covet the white girl features.

This is not racism. This is just a fact.

Black men make black women.

Lol, you mean the same message they've had for decades? Democrats aren't offering anything they haven't before and their most effective message right now is "Dump Trump". Then there's socialism in the form of UBI... The Dems have no real message for 2020.

So you read this in a book or online as to who supposedly gets the most lightning historically speaking. Now why doesn't you ask the people who have actually lived here in FL because what you wrote doesn't address the question!

Yes, FL gets a lot of lightning - but this year we are getting a shitload more lightning than ever before!

In college there was a girl with very blonde true floor length hair. It was the shiniest, healthiest, blondest most beautiful hair I’ve seen, and pooled on the ground when she sat. Very thick and massive, even, and nicely trimmed too. Always wore it down much to the delight of men and envy of women, and always wore a huge blindingly bright pink headband, and always dressed head to toe in all beautiful blindingly bright pink. Her beautiful natural white blonde hair totally surrounded her and and looked so sexy dancing, swaying, and blowing around behind her as she walked, and even more so when she ran really fast. Her eyelashes, eyebrows, and hair on her pussy were as blonde as her hair too. Very beautiful very light pink and hottest pussy I’ve seen too. She also had the bluest, brightest most beautiful eyes, and fairest most beautiful skin, and hottest body ever. Natural big tits with the lightest pinkest nipples too. By far the most beautiful girl with the most beautiful hair I have ever seen. She also always dressed all on beautiful blindingly bright pink and dressed like a dominatrix always wearing beautiful blindingly bright pink high heeled thigh high boots, beautiful blindingly bright pink long gloves, blindingly bright pink necklaces, huge blindingly bright pink earrings, blindingly bright pink bracelets, blindingly bright pink dresses or corsets, always wore a beautiful blindingly bright pink headband, and always carried a blindingly bright pink purse, and when she could had a blindingly bright pink whip with her.. She always wore very thick glasses that were also blindingly bright pink. Being all dressed in blindingly bright pink, and dressed like a dominatrix, and wearing blindingly bright pink glasses, made her look even more beautiful, hotter, and feminine.Very intelligent straight A+ student and top student in the whole college too. She was perfect in every way. Sadly though she had a very obvious attraction to black men and ended up marrying and having kids with the darkest ugliest dumbest most vile looking black man ever. Such a tragedy. To see the longest blondest hair bluest eyed fairest skinned whitest hottest smartest white girl I have ever seen permanently taint and destroy such beautiful and amazing Nordic white genes.

way to turn a funny thread into garbage... what's with all the sexual comments by the same guy using a VPN? Am I the only one wierded out by it?

Also, stop getting offended by blonde jokes. Geez

Difference between a blonde and a refrigerator ?
The fridge doesn't fart when you take the meat out .

This summer has been the sunniest summer since i've been up here in the desert..and that is saying something...


No Rain ...Repeat NO RAIN,first summer to have no rain since been up here ...

Been living up here in the desert off and on since a child..

In the summer its when we would mostly get half our rain..

Nothing so far..still holding off hope..but the monsoon season comes to end where im at....about sept 15...

So you read this in a book or online as to who supposedly gets the most lightning historically speaking. Now why doesn't you ask the people who have actually lived here in FL because what you wrote doesn't address the question!

Yes, FL gets a lot of lightning - but this year we are getting a shitload more lightning than ever before!

Q. How do you kill a liberal?

A. Put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of the pool.